12-11-2019, 08:35 AM
12-15-2019, 11:57 AM
On the Sports Report from KUTV Channel 2 (Salt Lake City, Utah)... Friday Night, December 13, 2019
Last night on Dave Fox's sports report:
"... and tonight is a special edition of Supreme Championship Wrestling's weekly show Breakdown. One of the wrestling matches scheduled is a Television Championship Match between champion El Lucho Grande and challenger Casterillo, a man that has shown some transformation as of late. However earlier today he was spotted with his female companion at Salt Lake City International Airport, sitting in a terminal looking quite in a disturbed state. His female companion, Shadron, looked really concerned. Neither was heard speaking. A short time later they both boarded an airplane that was taking them east to Philadelphia, Pennsylvania. Neither has been heard from since. We have even tried to reach out to our CBS affiliate in Philadelphia and they were unable to get a word with either..."
Last night on Dave Fox's sports report:
"... and tonight is a special edition of Supreme Championship Wrestling's weekly show Breakdown. One of the wrestling matches scheduled is a Television Championship Match between champion El Lucho Grande and challenger Casterillo, a man that has shown some transformation as of late. However earlier today he was spotted with his female companion at Salt Lake City International Airport, sitting in a terminal looking quite in a disturbed state. His female companion, Shadron, looked really concerned. Neither was heard speaking. A short time later they both boarded an airplane that was taking them east to Philadelphia, Pennsylvania. Neither has been heard from since. We have even tried to reach out to our CBS affiliate in Philadelphia and they were unable to get a word with either..."
12-15-2019, 12:58 PM
Quote:Not great, but been short of time this week. Sorry.
WHERE'S GRANDE?
The video begins and in the frame is Nate Patrick. Sorry about that, it really isn’t our fault he’s this ugly. He stands with a sad expression on his face and possibly a heavy heart to go with it. He begins to speak somberly, which clashes with the colorful set behind him. We say set, but it’s really just horrible seventies wallpaper of the cheap motel they’re staying in. In the window behind him and to the left, we can see El Lucho Grande out in the parking lot, petting a puppy.
“Howdy y’all, Nate Patrick here, but… well, let Ol’ Nate tell y’all, he wish it were under better circumstances. See, Ol’ Nate, he’s got some bad news for each and every one of ya… El Lucho Grande, he’s gone missing.
There comes the sound of a gasp from of screen, added for effect. Showbusiness folks!
“Now I gots to be honest with ya, I dunno what could have happened. See, Ol’ Nate, he booked the tickets for his clients to travel for Breakdown and enjoy the pre-show festivities that go along with it… but in the shuffle, and a lack of taxis from the airport, El Lucho Grande had to take a cab on his own…
...and not we dunno where he’s gotten to! I know, I know, how can you lose a gosh darn lucha libre wrestler out here, huh? Not like we gots a host of masked wrestlers running around the place. Well, we do, namely Venti and Trenta LOOKING for him, but y’all know what I mean.”
Nate hangs his head for a minute. In the window behind him, the puppy runs away and Grande straightens up. He looks at the motel and sees the scene unfolding in front of us and begins walking over to the window.
“Now, Ol’ Nate, he’s not sure what he’s gonna tell Sasha D, he really ain’t. Somehow, he’s gotta explain that he gone and lost one of her prized assets, the champion of television himself, El Lucho Grande.
That ain’t gonna be a nice conversation to have, let Ol’ Nate tell ya! As y’all know, Grande was set to face a big ol’ lug called Caster Oil or somethin’ along them lines, but obvious that ain’t gonna happen now, unless we somehow find him.”
In the background, Grande has reached the window and he begins to wave excitedly. Nate still hasn’t noticed this.
“But what can ol’ Nate do, huh? Ain’t like he can just put Trenta in Grande’s gear and send him out there, is it… or is… no, no, Ol’ Nate can’t do that. Caster Oil, he don’t be deserving that at all. No, Ol’ Nate here, he’s gonna have to just face the music.
And it’s a shame. The champion of Television, El Lucho Grande, he was looking forward to testing himself against once again, giving his all for each and every one of y’all watching. But now, well, it looks like Grande gonna be having to forfeit that there belt of his, don’t it?”
Behind him, Grande grabs the window and begins to slide it open, quietly climbing into the motel room where he creeps up behind Nate.
“So for each and every one of y’all watching, Ol’ Nate is sorry. Sorry that y’all ain’t going to get to see El Lucho Grande defend his championship this Saturday night. El Lucho Grande, he’s gon-”
Grande: “Win!”
Nate damn near jumps out of his skin, falling to the ground.
Grande: “This is number one rule that El Lucho Grande follow. Number one, win. Number two, don’t lose. Number 3, follow rules one and two. He do this on Saturday, he can not be lose to man made of oil! No, no, no! El Lucho Grande do this for you, for himself too, and more importantly… Para El Cafe. Ole!”
And with that, Grande waves again and a happy musical score plays over the top as a series of credits begin to roll over the top of the shot. Most of them are nonsense, thanking several people that have nothing to do with the company or this production. We even get a thank you to Tom the Llama for some reason. And with that, the little cartoon animation of El Lucho Grande appears on the screen to end the video, which cuts just before Nate Patrick jumps up and goes to strangle Grande.
FIN.