09-20-2018, 04:24 PM
-OOC first part is off camera...so no one but there knows this stuff went down why read it...because ...i dunno i probably wont read yours...unless you ask then i probably will.
We open backstage Something for you is playing as Billy Fatal Fortunes (Or Breakdown) walks through the curtain victorious after another amazing Title defense at an SCW Live Event...against I dont know Ace Marshall and if his writer doesnt deny it. It must have happened....Billy smiles confidently patting his SCW Universal Championship of Space and Time. He heres a chuckle and turns his head and see's Bianca Evans looking at him laughing.
Billy: What are you laughing at.
Bianca: You.
She says with a near demonic smile.
Billy: Whats so funny at me I did what you couldnt do and that is win a match.
Bianca: One Loss. But look at you...Billy Breakdown the biggest joke in SCW. And you dont even see it you walk around like you are the greatest thing since slice bread...but you are a loser. You are a joke. And no one tells you because they just think its so hilarious that you are just so ignorant so full of your self with out ever accomplishing anything.
Billy: You forget one thing. I AM BILLY BREAKDOWN! Master of the backslide. The Challenger of the impossible. Wearer of novelty jackets, The Japanesse know me as Jaakuna ōgoe de hakujin, In Mexico I am known as Uno que grita como un avestruz. SAVIOR of the spot monkeys, In russia I am called Pochemu etot paren' zdes. Oh and I am called many...many more names but i am a gentlemen and If i were to reveal more of my many names your very MIND would EXPLODE! ...and you know then you would be dead.
Bianca:Whatever.
Bianca says rolling her eyes.
Billy: See Bianca you are one of those young up and coming stars. You have the entire future at your finger tips...but it isnt your time yet. NO its MY TIME is the Age of Billy Breakdown here in SCW. I am the one that sells the merch i am the one that all of these people come to see week in and week out. The show isnt called SCW Bianca...or SCW Evans. its called SCW BREAKDOWN BAY BAY!
Bianca: It was breakdown long before you got here moron and it will be long after.
She says in an annoyed tone.
Billy: What you Dont get little lady is you want to make history...yea i heard your sad attempt at a promo. BUT I Billy Breakdown AM HISTORY I am a legend because of how spectacularly amazing i am.
Bianca: You are amazingly stupid i'll give you that.
Billy: Do not test me Because I will not hesitate to TAKE YOU DOWN TOWN TO KICK MART where all the Kicks are SUPER!
Bianca: You are a joke to me right now you raise a finger to me you ignorant blowheart i will break it...and then constinue to snap break and crushevery part of you till i am satisfied. You are a comedy Act you get that you are the joke i dont know how much more i have to point that out to you...That title is nothing...its another joke a prop in your little comedy act. I am a wrestler. I am an Evans I am here to make history you are right about that. But beating you...even slapping the paste out of your mouth it does nothing for me. It does nothing for my legacy and that is why i am here i am going to be a legend i am going to be in the hall of fame and every move i make is for that purpose every move i make is designed to Be able to stand beside my husband God himself Chad Evans.
Billy: Obviously you couldnt do it on your own unlike i BILLY BREAKDOWN THE GREATEST WRESTLER IN THE HISTORY OF SPACE AND TIME!
Bianca:You are nothing A Gnat... And You dont know happy that makes me feel to know that this company has a real champion one we can respect Sienna Swann. She isnt a punch line she fights the best she goes out there every night and does whatever it takes to win. Not entertain those fucking losers. No she does what needs to be done she's My Champion not you.
Billy: Well thats...er...
Bianca: The Truth you may have had some talent at some point you may have had a chance to be something at some point. But you blew it you became the joke that will never be any thing more then this you will never be anything more then the warm up act the opener. Me I am never going to be that again I am never going to just accept being less then what i know i deserve. I will never be a joke like you...I am better then that. I dont know how you can just accept that you are so insigifigant. That your legacy will be a gag a joke that made some people chuckle not because your exactly what i am scared of becoming. I lost at the ppv i made mistakes...it sucked but i see you and really realize that i could be so much worse...so thank you. I see you and I see people like Sienna, Regan, Bree and Even that idiot Snow queen and i realize thats where i want to be where i need to be. So thank you i cant allow myself to fall...or worst of all to be you. A lost cause.
Billy: What?
Bianca:You are DOA dont you see it your ceiling is non existant you arent going to main event rise to greatness. You arent going to even be TV Champ...you arent going to be anything.And me... I cant allow that...I need to be something not just for chad but for myself.
Billy:You clearly havent seen my t-shirts-
Bianca:Its a joke...the punchline that is you...does any of that shit really matter. Good luck...because really being you...i wouldnt wish that on anyone.
Bianca Walks away with a smug smile on her Face. Billy slumps down to the floor looking at the title he just stares at it the words stinging him at his core.
Billy: I just want to do what i love...i just want to be a part of this....
He says in a tone that seems hurt and defeated.
Billy: I wanted just to be something to make my mark but...is this really what i am.
Miss Missato Walks into the room with a concerned look on her face seeing how sad he looks.
Miss Missato: Billy are you ok?
Billy:Am I joke?
Miss Missato: No of course not why would you say that.
Billy: Everyone has their place in the world I get it. But I really wanted to stand out to show every one I really mattered.
Miss Missato: You are a good person Billy you brought me here i am learning so much about this world i am nothing but thankful to you.
Billy: Why would you be thankful to me i caused you to miss the Deadline for your first emerge promo because I wanted to get a pedicure...i am just a selfish asshole.
Miss Missato: no you are my friend I wanted to be with you. You know so much about wrestling you know so much about how to entertain the people I learn something new each day. Why are you saying this.
Billy: I want you to leave me...Goto Emerge become the Superstar I know you can be. I'm not going to stop you. I want you to win that tournament. I've been so selfish so scared that maybe you'd end up better then i am.
Miss Missato: No I wont...i wont leave you....But I will make you proud in Emerge i will use everything I've learned from you Billy to show the world dreams do come true.
Billy: Thank you...
Miss Missato: Billy you are a Champion. You are so much more then those people think you are any less. You are my friend and to a girl from japan. Who is so far from home and everything is so different you have helped me so much dont feel bad for anything you are amazing billy.
Billy: I just dont know Bianca...she said some things that really stun...and they were the truth. Is being a joke really what i want to be. When maybe I can be more...maybe i can be something special she said that I am lost cause...
Miss Missato: Lets just get you back to the hotel and get you some rest.
WELL That was a downer...usually we get some silly banter and a disillusioned man trapped in his own fantasy world. Clearly things are about to change...or maybe stay exactly the same due to the writers lack of creativity you never know with these types of things.
Billy arrived at the coffee shop who could he possibly be meeting with it couldnt possibly be another guest star in this writers stable of Characters as he really didnt have access to any one elses....Billy Sits down ordering a coffee why do we even bother detail these things he sits in the stall do you ever notice that these dinners seem to exist everywhere in the media yet it real life you hardly see them...yea thats weird.
Billy waits...definetly not for another guest star....Wait i Lied Its Katelyn Buehler....Really? You couldnt just Message Wasley? Get a helms? I'm sure Omar hasn't blocked you yet there's like Half a dozen streets he could have given you for a scene oh well the well of creativity continues with this one.
Katelyn: Hey Billy how are you doing.
Billy: Ok...I just...im all mixxed up in the head.
Katelyn: How so?
Katelyn asks tilting her head in a concerned manner.
Billy: My career...my life...I mean this extreme over confidence thing is fun....except when you know.
Katelyn: Oh Yea cant buy a win I've been there... Losing is a bitch but you know what its part of the job not every match can be an amazing win.
Billy: I know but I mean even when I win its like....oh shit did some one fuck up how could this idiot pull this off.
Katelyn: You are doing Great....I am so proud of you.
Billy: Do you really Want the world To know Billy Breakdown is your brother....the loud mouth ass hole.
Katelyn: I love my brother no matter what Billy or Kevin....Whatever name.
Billy: I'm glad your ok with you know not taking the family name.
Katelyn: Breakdown rolls off the tongue a little easier then Buehler. And less Faris Buehlers day off jokes.
The both chuckle.
Katelyn: And I got the whole me thing...with my history i dont really want my little brother having to deal with my past in the conversation with every match he's in.
Billy: I know enough about your sex life...the less it comes up the better.
Katelyn: So whats wrong your still getting booked...Your in the fatal fortunes...hell we may end up facing each other who knows.
Billy: I want to be more Kate...you had that moment in your Career when you went from...you know.
Katelyn: a joke..?
Billy: Yea so how do i do it i love being Billy breakdown but how can i be the best Billy Breakdown i can be.
Katelyn: Ok Kevin...Er Billy sorry I promise i'll never make that mistake on camera I swear. I think what you need to do is be you. You are hilarious there is a reason you have a cult following as is. Its not just the cute asian girl
Billy:Thanks for training her sis...she loves this stuff.
Katelyn:No problem...now is she your-
Billy: No no not at all.
Katelyn: Oh ok whatever shes a good kid and i needed to do something with my time when i was healing up the elbow.
Billy: How are things with Ace.
Katelyn: Shitty.... i doubt things ever are when your friendship with your best friend is destroyed when he finds out he is the father of one of your children.
Billy: Ah cant really say ive been there. Your maternity tests really are like a game of "Guess who"
Katelyn: Asshole.
Billy: So really the best you can give me is be yourself.
Katelyn: What do you think I have a road map to success. I've had my moments but the downs they happen. They happen and its because one person...wins one loses. The math is pretty simple with the real chance of success and failure.
Billy: But I have a %171 chance of winning...you only have a 50 percent...remeber i am Billy Breakdown...master of time space...and now math!...yea...thats it i have mastered math.
Katelyn giggles smiling
Katelyn: Thats what SCW needs we have enough drama and bullshit we have enough people cheating on their spouces or doing horrible shit. This is you Billy not that not drudging up the drama. Because dude i have my share of Drama and it is sooooo boring i'd rather be having zanny adventures then. Dealing with Ex's getting married, kidnappings or whatever else may be happening this week.
Billy: I am the master of the backslide...THE GREATEST MOVE IN ALL SPACE AND TIME!
Katelyn starts laughing cracking up completly.
Katelyn:You know what to do... And I appreicate you coming to me for help maybe get a stamp on the big sister card.
Billy: I do i just got it in me that i just was a joke.
Katelyn: All it takes is one moment and everything can turn around in this business.
Billy: You know this business needs you dont you?
Katelyn: What do you mean.
Billy: I mean you SCW....wrestling it needs Katelyn Buehler...Sis you are a rock for so many people...me obviously but people are inspired by you. And i see how you are....you look like your ready to pack it in. I know the girls need you. I know you love being a mom. But this place its better when you are here then when you arent.
Katelyn:I love ya kev but come on I'm not that essential im just a girl who made some mistakes and some how turned it around. but then made several more.
Billy: You were the heart of IWC Kate. And alot of those people in the locker room they see you as a leader. dont under estimate youself.
Katelyn: Fine...
Billy: But if you and I face at Fatal Fortunes I WILL DESTROY YOU!.
Katelyn: Dude I will totally elbow you in the face lil bro.
Katelyn says playfully.
Billy: You sure you can even do that any more.
Katelyn:For you i will.
Billy: But you forget I can go intangible at will! For I AM BILLY BREAKDOWN CHALLENGER OF THE IMPOSSIBLE!
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Billy Shoot -This stuff you can use...or just ignore it like we all know every one does-
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We open with a shot of Billy Breakdown turned away from the camera. He is wearing a leather jacket with his SCW Universal Championship of the Galaxy and also Space and Time.
Billy: FATAL FORTUNES BAY BAY! The time of the year where its all on the line. It doesnt matter if you are among the elite like Sienna Swann...and Myself or at the Bottom of the pecking order. This is the one series of shows. So many will claim their big moment on this glorious night but they are all just ignorant BECAUSE IT IS I!!!! BILLY BREAKDOWN Who is the one who will claim the fatal fortunes. I already purchased the sub...well rented it...and I will find the eye of the ocean!
Billy stops and a black shirt production crew member comes up to him and whispers into his ear.
Billy: What....what do you mean it isnt an actual under water treasure hunt! SOME ONE TRICKED ME! NO ONE TRICKS BILLY BREAKDOWN MASTER OF THE BACKSLIDE!
The production crew member whispers some more into Billys ear.
Billy: That Actually makes alot more sense...why would a treasure hunt have anything to do with wrestling...But Why are angels, Seth lords and other obviously not owned by disney trademarks running around SCW. But I guess I should begin again....If you dont know who i am... I AM BILLY BREAKDOWN! Master of the backslide. The Challenger of the impossible. Wearer of novelty jackets, The Japanesse know me as Jaakuna ōgoe de hakujin, In Mexico I am known as Uno que grita como un avestruz. SAVIOR of the spot monkeys, In russia I am called Pochemu etot paren' zdes. Oh and I am called many...many more names but i am a gentlemen and If i were to reveal more of my many names Oh such terrible things would happen...The very Fabrics of time and space would rip apart and an alternate reality version of earth where its exactly they same as our own but the people are rabbits would invade ours. And these rabbit people they would not feed on carrots and lettuce like Rabbits do but HUMAN FLESH!
Billy: But fear not SCW Fans....For I Billy Breakdown and for two weeks Billy Fatal Fortunes. Shall Protect reality from these breaches at these secret names I shall not reveal like a stalwart watch men i will keep these names close never letting these mystical names go...not even allowing the slightest whisper of them escape my lips.
Billy: FATAL FORTUNES Will be a night where people will sit in a discord chat talking about these matches and maybe several of them will make reference to porn. And others will be like...we really didnt need to hear that. And there will also be much talk about Everything wrong with the product and how everything would be better if just one person were booked better.
Billy: But LISTEN TO THESE WORDS I SPEAK! Billy Breakdown Is here at your stead the champion of TIME AND SPACE! I will ensure that no children are murdered in these fortunes of Fatal because lets face it...child death its not a cool thing and really that thing can just turn people off the product and what we're trying to do here is build an audience not lose one.
Billy: To my potential Opponents do you truly believe there is any chance...against I! The master of THE MOST DEVASTATING MOVE IN ALL EXISTENCE THE BACKSLIDE! Others may try to slide the back...but believe me no one Can slide a back LIKE BILLY BREAKDOWN MASTER OF THE BACKSLIDE CHALLENGER OF THE IMPOSSIBLE! RECYCLER OF THE SNAPPLE BOTTLES! No there is many within SCW the land of Supreme who think they can escape the backslide! They believe they can counter the Backslide but the truth is that there is NO ESCAPE FROM THE BACKSLIDE OF BILLY BREAKDOWN!
He screams pointing his finger at the wall....but you notice something weird....Because he has yet to face the camera...but trust me this wasnt lazy writing...no....there was a reason for this.
Billy: You may notice i have yet to face you...to face you so the viewers could see the face of their champion. BECAUSE I BILLY BREAKDOWN HAVE AN AMAZING EARTH SHATTERING ANNOUCEMENT!....I AM TURNING....FACE!
See...
Billy Turns around and as you see he is now face...his heels are no where to be seen on the camera as its more of an upper body shot so yea.
Billy: YES I have seen that this world had many of villians most of them having heels. So I BILLY BREAKDOWN THE GREATEST OF CHAMPIONS IN ALL OF SUPREME CHAMPIONSHIP WRESTLING! Have TURNED FACE! I will NEVER GO BARE FOOT AGAIN! For it is obvious to me now that There is much wrong with SCW. And the time for selfishness has passed and...THE TIME OF HEROES IS NIGH!!!!!
Billy: Mark my Words those who would do Evil with in SCW I BILLY BREAKDOWN MASTER OF THE BACKSLIDE. KEEPER OF THE RENTAL CAR KEYS! BRINGER OF THE CAFFINE FREE LATTE'S! Will now stand on the side of GOOD! I will now be the DEFENDER OF ALL THAT IS GOOD EVEN IF IT IS GLUTEN FREE and tastes Kind of Gross.
Billy: Many In SCW have been brought down by these heels of evil. Some have even been tempted in there thorns of evil But If you do not believe me....LOOK ITS DAVID HELMS!
The camera turns and we see David helms surpised to have the camera pointed at him.
David Helms: Er...Hi?
Billy: TELL THEM TELL THE SCW FANS This universe of good kind of people. THAT I BILLY BREAKDOWN AM A FACE! And by this acknowledgement by one of SCW's greatest of heroes i am truly accepted into this brotherhood.
David Helms: Yea...er...he's a face.
Billy: EXTRAORDINARY! And like you did I shall fight the forces of evil no matter how short they may be...even if they are 5'3...but not under 4'11 BECAUSE THAT WOULD BE SILLY! And I Billy Breakdown the newest member of the Next Level am Anything but Silly!
David Helms: What?
Billy: Yes...You David Helms Have inducted me as the newest member of the next Level. I HAVE LEVELED UP!
David Helms: I did not say that.
Billy: Really...you pretty much did...
David Helms: No i didnt.
Billy stops and walks over to David Helms. They exchange some whispers which seem to include Billy Breakdown pleading with helms. Helms shaking his head...Then Billy apparently begging some more...then maybe...crying? David helms sighs and pats billy in the back and then suddenly.
Billy: THEN IT IS AGREED I AM AN HONORARY RESERVE BUT OFFICAL MEMBER OF THE NEXT LEVEL much like such great superheroes like Dark Hawk, Moon knight and Spiderman were reserve members...i should have probably led with spiderman but i didnt BECAUSE DARK HAWK IS AWESOME! You may go now my brother in levels of next we shall fight many bosses together and go to many castles searching for princess's who are apparently never there.
David: Please lose my number.
David Helms walks away probably as quickly as he can. And Likely wishing for the days who were written by a bearded british man instead of a canadian....who is also quite bearded.
Billy: SO you See SCW Villians...or heeled ones....I am now on the forces of good and that means bad news for each of you because I plan to defend justice...To Beat the weak...wait no that was a heeled one thing to say sorry...i just turned. But BILLY BREAKDOWN THE NEWEST RESERVE MEMBER OF THE NEXT LEVEL AND DEFINETLY CANNON Will now and forever be a warrior in the fight for good. And At Fatal Fortunes all that dear do evil Deeds be well aware A BACKSLIDE MAY JUST BE IN YOUR FUTURE! BILLY BREAKDOWN BAY BAY!!!!
Billy Breakdown screams out proudly as the scene cuts to black....
So we've reached the end of this story that may just be the insane rambling off a mad caffine binge that may never be touched on again...or maybe this is the one promo that changes everything...no probably not. And really you'd think after writing this stuff for so long this guy would have more creative ways to end these...but no same old scene cuts to black. How sad....how very very sad.
We open backstage Something for you is playing as Billy Fatal Fortunes (Or Breakdown) walks through the curtain victorious after another amazing Title defense at an SCW Live Event...against I dont know Ace Marshall and if his writer doesnt deny it. It must have happened....Billy smiles confidently patting his SCW Universal Championship of Space and Time. He heres a chuckle and turns his head and see's Bianca Evans looking at him laughing.
Billy: What are you laughing at.
Bianca: You.
She says with a near demonic smile.
Billy: Whats so funny at me I did what you couldnt do and that is win a match.
Bianca: One Loss. But look at you...Billy Breakdown the biggest joke in SCW. And you dont even see it you walk around like you are the greatest thing since slice bread...but you are a loser. You are a joke. And no one tells you because they just think its so hilarious that you are just so ignorant so full of your self with out ever accomplishing anything.
Billy: You forget one thing. I AM BILLY BREAKDOWN! Master of the backslide. The Challenger of the impossible. Wearer of novelty jackets, The Japanesse know me as Jaakuna ōgoe de hakujin, In Mexico I am known as Uno que grita como un avestruz. SAVIOR of the spot monkeys, In russia I am called Pochemu etot paren' zdes. Oh and I am called many...many more names but i am a gentlemen and If i were to reveal more of my many names your very MIND would EXPLODE! ...and you know then you would be dead.
Bianca:Whatever.
Bianca says rolling her eyes.
Billy: See Bianca you are one of those young up and coming stars. You have the entire future at your finger tips...but it isnt your time yet. NO its MY TIME is the Age of Billy Breakdown here in SCW. I am the one that sells the merch i am the one that all of these people come to see week in and week out. The show isnt called SCW Bianca...or SCW Evans. its called SCW BREAKDOWN BAY BAY!
Bianca: It was breakdown long before you got here moron and it will be long after.
She says in an annoyed tone.
Billy: What you Dont get little lady is you want to make history...yea i heard your sad attempt at a promo. BUT I Billy Breakdown AM HISTORY I am a legend because of how spectacularly amazing i am.
Bianca: You are amazingly stupid i'll give you that.
Billy: Do not test me Because I will not hesitate to TAKE YOU DOWN TOWN TO KICK MART where all the Kicks are SUPER!
Bianca: You are a joke to me right now you raise a finger to me you ignorant blowheart i will break it...and then constinue to snap break and crushevery part of you till i am satisfied. You are a comedy Act you get that you are the joke i dont know how much more i have to point that out to you...That title is nothing...its another joke a prop in your little comedy act. I am a wrestler. I am an Evans I am here to make history you are right about that. But beating you...even slapping the paste out of your mouth it does nothing for me. It does nothing for my legacy and that is why i am here i am going to be a legend i am going to be in the hall of fame and every move i make is for that purpose every move i make is designed to Be able to stand beside my husband God himself Chad Evans.
Billy: Obviously you couldnt do it on your own unlike i BILLY BREAKDOWN THE GREATEST WRESTLER IN THE HISTORY OF SPACE AND TIME!
Bianca:You are nothing A Gnat... And You dont know happy that makes me feel to know that this company has a real champion one we can respect Sienna Swann. She isnt a punch line she fights the best she goes out there every night and does whatever it takes to win. Not entertain those fucking losers. No she does what needs to be done she's My Champion not you.
Billy: Well thats...er...
Bianca: The Truth you may have had some talent at some point you may have had a chance to be something at some point. But you blew it you became the joke that will never be any thing more then this you will never be anything more then the warm up act the opener. Me I am never going to be that again I am never going to just accept being less then what i know i deserve. I will never be a joke like you...I am better then that. I dont know how you can just accept that you are so insigifigant. That your legacy will be a gag a joke that made some people chuckle not because your exactly what i am scared of becoming. I lost at the ppv i made mistakes...it sucked but i see you and really realize that i could be so much worse...so thank you. I see you and I see people like Sienna, Regan, Bree and Even that idiot Snow queen and i realize thats where i want to be where i need to be. So thank you i cant allow myself to fall...or worst of all to be you. A lost cause.
Billy: What?
Bianca:You are DOA dont you see it your ceiling is non existant you arent going to main event rise to greatness. You arent going to even be TV Champ...you arent going to be anything.And me... I cant allow that...I need to be something not just for chad but for myself.
Billy:You clearly havent seen my t-shirts-
Bianca:Its a joke...the punchline that is you...does any of that shit really matter. Good luck...because really being you...i wouldnt wish that on anyone.
Bianca Walks away with a smug smile on her Face. Billy slumps down to the floor looking at the title he just stares at it the words stinging him at his core.
Billy: I just want to do what i love...i just want to be a part of this....
He says in a tone that seems hurt and defeated.
Billy: I wanted just to be something to make my mark but...is this really what i am.
Miss Missato Walks into the room with a concerned look on her face seeing how sad he looks.
Miss Missato: Billy are you ok?
Billy:Am I joke?
Miss Missato: No of course not why would you say that.
Billy: Everyone has their place in the world I get it. But I really wanted to stand out to show every one I really mattered.
Miss Missato: You are a good person Billy you brought me here i am learning so much about this world i am nothing but thankful to you.
Billy: Why would you be thankful to me i caused you to miss the Deadline for your first emerge promo because I wanted to get a pedicure...i am just a selfish asshole.
Miss Missato: no you are my friend I wanted to be with you. You know so much about wrestling you know so much about how to entertain the people I learn something new each day. Why are you saying this.
Billy: I want you to leave me...Goto Emerge become the Superstar I know you can be. I'm not going to stop you. I want you to win that tournament. I've been so selfish so scared that maybe you'd end up better then i am.
Miss Missato: No I wont...i wont leave you....But I will make you proud in Emerge i will use everything I've learned from you Billy to show the world dreams do come true.
Billy: Thank you...
Miss Missato: Billy you are a Champion. You are so much more then those people think you are any less. You are my friend and to a girl from japan. Who is so far from home and everything is so different you have helped me so much dont feel bad for anything you are amazing billy.
Billy: I just dont know Bianca...she said some things that really stun...and they were the truth. Is being a joke really what i want to be. When maybe I can be more...maybe i can be something special she said that I am lost cause...
Miss Missato: Lets just get you back to the hotel and get you some rest.
WELL That was a downer...usually we get some silly banter and a disillusioned man trapped in his own fantasy world. Clearly things are about to change...or maybe stay exactly the same due to the writers lack of creativity you never know with these types of things.
Billy arrived at the coffee shop who could he possibly be meeting with it couldnt possibly be another guest star in this writers stable of Characters as he really didnt have access to any one elses....Billy Sits down ordering a coffee why do we even bother detail these things he sits in the stall do you ever notice that these dinners seem to exist everywhere in the media yet it real life you hardly see them...yea thats weird.
Billy waits...definetly not for another guest star....Wait i Lied Its Katelyn Buehler....Really? You couldnt just Message Wasley? Get a helms? I'm sure Omar hasn't blocked you yet there's like Half a dozen streets he could have given you for a scene oh well the well of creativity continues with this one.
Katelyn: Hey Billy how are you doing.
Billy: Ok...I just...im all mixxed up in the head.
Katelyn: How so?
Katelyn asks tilting her head in a concerned manner.
Billy: My career...my life...I mean this extreme over confidence thing is fun....except when you know.
Katelyn: Oh Yea cant buy a win I've been there... Losing is a bitch but you know what its part of the job not every match can be an amazing win.
Billy: I know but I mean even when I win its like....oh shit did some one fuck up how could this idiot pull this off.
Katelyn: You are doing Great....I am so proud of you.
Billy: Do you really Want the world To know Billy Breakdown is your brother....the loud mouth ass hole.
Katelyn: I love my brother no matter what Billy or Kevin....Whatever name.
Billy: I'm glad your ok with you know not taking the family name.
Katelyn: Breakdown rolls off the tongue a little easier then Buehler. And less Faris Buehlers day off jokes.
The both chuckle.
Katelyn: And I got the whole me thing...with my history i dont really want my little brother having to deal with my past in the conversation with every match he's in.
Billy: I know enough about your sex life...the less it comes up the better.
Katelyn: So whats wrong your still getting booked...Your in the fatal fortunes...hell we may end up facing each other who knows.
Billy: I want to be more Kate...you had that moment in your Career when you went from...you know.
Katelyn: a joke..?
Billy: Yea so how do i do it i love being Billy breakdown but how can i be the best Billy Breakdown i can be.
Katelyn: Ok Kevin...Er Billy sorry I promise i'll never make that mistake on camera I swear. I think what you need to do is be you. You are hilarious there is a reason you have a cult following as is. Its not just the cute asian girl
Billy:Thanks for training her sis...she loves this stuff.
Katelyn:No problem...now is she your-
Billy: No no not at all.
Katelyn: Oh ok whatever shes a good kid and i needed to do something with my time when i was healing up the elbow.
Billy: How are things with Ace.
Katelyn: Shitty.... i doubt things ever are when your friendship with your best friend is destroyed when he finds out he is the father of one of your children.
Billy: Ah cant really say ive been there. Your maternity tests really are like a game of "Guess who"
Katelyn: Asshole.
Billy: So really the best you can give me is be yourself.
Katelyn: What do you think I have a road map to success. I've had my moments but the downs they happen. They happen and its because one person...wins one loses. The math is pretty simple with the real chance of success and failure.
Billy: But I have a %171 chance of winning...you only have a 50 percent...remeber i am Billy Breakdown...master of time space...and now math!...yea...thats it i have mastered math.
Katelyn giggles smiling
Katelyn: Thats what SCW needs we have enough drama and bullshit we have enough people cheating on their spouces or doing horrible shit. This is you Billy not that not drudging up the drama. Because dude i have my share of Drama and it is sooooo boring i'd rather be having zanny adventures then. Dealing with Ex's getting married, kidnappings or whatever else may be happening this week.
Billy: I am the master of the backslide...THE GREATEST MOVE IN ALL SPACE AND TIME!
Katelyn starts laughing cracking up completly.
Katelyn:You know what to do... And I appreicate you coming to me for help maybe get a stamp on the big sister card.
Billy: I do i just got it in me that i just was a joke.
Katelyn: All it takes is one moment and everything can turn around in this business.
Billy: You know this business needs you dont you?
Katelyn: What do you mean.
Billy: I mean you SCW....wrestling it needs Katelyn Buehler...Sis you are a rock for so many people...me obviously but people are inspired by you. And i see how you are....you look like your ready to pack it in. I know the girls need you. I know you love being a mom. But this place its better when you are here then when you arent.
Katelyn:I love ya kev but come on I'm not that essential im just a girl who made some mistakes and some how turned it around. but then made several more.
Billy: You were the heart of IWC Kate. And alot of those people in the locker room they see you as a leader. dont under estimate youself.
Katelyn: Fine...
Billy: But if you and I face at Fatal Fortunes I WILL DESTROY YOU!.
Katelyn: Dude I will totally elbow you in the face lil bro.
Katelyn says playfully.
Billy: You sure you can even do that any more.
Katelyn:For you i will.
Billy: But you forget I can go intangible at will! For I AM BILLY BREAKDOWN CHALLENGER OF THE IMPOSSIBLE!
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Billy Shoot -This stuff you can use...or just ignore it like we all know every one does-
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We open with a shot of Billy Breakdown turned away from the camera. He is wearing a leather jacket with his SCW Universal Championship of the Galaxy and also Space and Time.
Billy: FATAL FORTUNES BAY BAY! The time of the year where its all on the line. It doesnt matter if you are among the elite like Sienna Swann...and Myself or at the Bottom of the pecking order. This is the one series of shows. So many will claim their big moment on this glorious night but they are all just ignorant BECAUSE IT IS I!!!! BILLY BREAKDOWN Who is the one who will claim the fatal fortunes. I already purchased the sub...well rented it...and I will find the eye of the ocean!
Billy stops and a black shirt production crew member comes up to him and whispers into his ear.
Billy: What....what do you mean it isnt an actual under water treasure hunt! SOME ONE TRICKED ME! NO ONE TRICKS BILLY BREAKDOWN MASTER OF THE BACKSLIDE!
The production crew member whispers some more into Billys ear.
Billy: That Actually makes alot more sense...why would a treasure hunt have anything to do with wrestling...But Why are angels, Seth lords and other obviously not owned by disney trademarks running around SCW. But I guess I should begin again....If you dont know who i am... I AM BILLY BREAKDOWN! Master of the backslide. The Challenger of the impossible. Wearer of novelty jackets, The Japanesse know me as Jaakuna ōgoe de hakujin, In Mexico I am known as Uno que grita como un avestruz. SAVIOR of the spot monkeys, In russia I am called Pochemu etot paren' zdes. Oh and I am called many...many more names but i am a gentlemen and If i were to reveal more of my many names Oh such terrible things would happen...The very Fabrics of time and space would rip apart and an alternate reality version of earth where its exactly they same as our own but the people are rabbits would invade ours. And these rabbit people they would not feed on carrots and lettuce like Rabbits do but HUMAN FLESH!
Billy: But fear not SCW Fans....For I Billy Breakdown and for two weeks Billy Fatal Fortunes. Shall Protect reality from these breaches at these secret names I shall not reveal like a stalwart watch men i will keep these names close never letting these mystical names go...not even allowing the slightest whisper of them escape my lips.
Billy: FATAL FORTUNES Will be a night where people will sit in a discord chat talking about these matches and maybe several of them will make reference to porn. And others will be like...we really didnt need to hear that. And there will also be much talk about Everything wrong with the product and how everything would be better if just one person were booked better.
Billy: But LISTEN TO THESE WORDS I SPEAK! Billy Breakdown Is here at your stead the champion of TIME AND SPACE! I will ensure that no children are murdered in these fortunes of Fatal because lets face it...child death its not a cool thing and really that thing can just turn people off the product and what we're trying to do here is build an audience not lose one.
Billy: To my potential Opponents do you truly believe there is any chance...against I! The master of THE MOST DEVASTATING MOVE IN ALL EXISTENCE THE BACKSLIDE! Others may try to slide the back...but believe me no one Can slide a back LIKE BILLY BREAKDOWN MASTER OF THE BACKSLIDE CHALLENGER OF THE IMPOSSIBLE! RECYCLER OF THE SNAPPLE BOTTLES! No there is many within SCW the land of Supreme who think they can escape the backslide! They believe they can counter the Backslide but the truth is that there is NO ESCAPE FROM THE BACKSLIDE OF BILLY BREAKDOWN!
He screams pointing his finger at the wall....but you notice something weird....Because he has yet to face the camera...but trust me this wasnt lazy writing...no....there was a reason for this.
Billy: You may notice i have yet to face you...to face you so the viewers could see the face of their champion. BECAUSE I BILLY BREAKDOWN HAVE AN AMAZING EARTH SHATTERING ANNOUCEMENT!....I AM TURNING....FACE!
See...
Billy Turns around and as you see he is now face...his heels are no where to be seen on the camera as its more of an upper body shot so yea.
Billy: YES I have seen that this world had many of villians most of them having heels. So I BILLY BREAKDOWN THE GREATEST OF CHAMPIONS IN ALL OF SUPREME CHAMPIONSHIP WRESTLING! Have TURNED FACE! I will NEVER GO BARE FOOT AGAIN! For it is obvious to me now that There is much wrong with SCW. And the time for selfishness has passed and...THE TIME OF HEROES IS NIGH!!!!!
Billy: Mark my Words those who would do Evil with in SCW I BILLY BREAKDOWN MASTER OF THE BACKSLIDE. KEEPER OF THE RENTAL CAR KEYS! BRINGER OF THE CAFFINE FREE LATTE'S! Will now stand on the side of GOOD! I will now be the DEFENDER OF ALL THAT IS GOOD EVEN IF IT IS GLUTEN FREE and tastes Kind of Gross.
Billy: Many In SCW have been brought down by these heels of evil. Some have even been tempted in there thorns of evil But If you do not believe me....LOOK ITS DAVID HELMS!
The camera turns and we see David helms surpised to have the camera pointed at him.
David Helms: Er...Hi?
Billy: TELL THEM TELL THE SCW FANS This universe of good kind of people. THAT I BILLY BREAKDOWN AM A FACE! And by this acknowledgement by one of SCW's greatest of heroes i am truly accepted into this brotherhood.
David Helms: Yea...er...he's a face.
Billy: EXTRAORDINARY! And like you did I shall fight the forces of evil no matter how short they may be...even if they are 5'3...but not under 4'11 BECAUSE THAT WOULD BE SILLY! And I Billy Breakdown the newest member of the Next Level am Anything but Silly!
David Helms: What?
Billy: Yes...You David Helms Have inducted me as the newest member of the next Level. I HAVE LEVELED UP!
David Helms: I did not say that.
Billy: Really...you pretty much did...
David Helms: No i didnt.
Billy stops and walks over to David Helms. They exchange some whispers which seem to include Billy Breakdown pleading with helms. Helms shaking his head...Then Billy apparently begging some more...then maybe...crying? David helms sighs and pats billy in the back and then suddenly.
Billy: THEN IT IS AGREED I AM AN HONORARY RESERVE BUT OFFICAL MEMBER OF THE NEXT LEVEL much like such great superheroes like Dark Hawk, Moon knight and Spiderman were reserve members...i should have probably led with spiderman but i didnt BECAUSE DARK HAWK IS AWESOME! You may go now my brother in levels of next we shall fight many bosses together and go to many castles searching for princess's who are apparently never there.
David: Please lose my number.
David Helms walks away probably as quickly as he can. And Likely wishing for the days who were written by a bearded british man instead of a canadian....who is also quite bearded.
Billy: SO you See SCW Villians...or heeled ones....I am now on the forces of good and that means bad news for each of you because I plan to defend justice...To Beat the weak...wait no that was a heeled one thing to say sorry...i just turned. But BILLY BREAKDOWN THE NEWEST RESERVE MEMBER OF THE NEXT LEVEL AND DEFINETLY CANNON Will now and forever be a warrior in the fight for good. And At Fatal Fortunes all that dear do evil Deeds be well aware A BACKSLIDE MAY JUST BE IN YOUR FUTURE! BILLY BREAKDOWN BAY BAY!!!!
Billy Breakdown screams out proudly as the scene cuts to black....
So we've reached the end of this story that may just be the insane rambling off a mad caffine binge that may never be touched on again...or maybe this is the one promo that changes everything...no probably not. And really you'd think after writing this stuff for so long this guy would have more creative ways to end these...but no same old scene cuts to black. How sad....how very very sad.