THE CHAPELCAST SUMMARY (2021 Week 43)

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The following is the Week 43 summary of The ChapelCast with Lexy Chapel. Summary courtesy of r/ChapelShow subreddit.
 

Lexy starts the show welcoming everyone to what she calls the extra special birthday edition of The ChapelCast. She talks about how excited she is for her birthday the following day, and how nothing – not even the conspiracy against her and her clients – can ruin that. Then she starts talking about Breakdown, specifically the conspiracy claiming Autumn’s team in the first round due to Crystal being put on the same team as Autumn.
 
She introduces her sponsor for the week, BLUECHEW. She says that everyone at some point in their life has problems performing, and as a world class manager, she knows that everyone can have performance anxiety. She tells her listeners never to worry again about performing in the bedroom, because Bluechew will enable them to go all night. She tells her listeners that right now there is a special offer for her listeners to use her special link to get discounts.
 
Next, she introduces her special guest for the week, her client – whom she calls the jewel in LexyCorp himself – Ace Marshall. Ace seems confused at first, unaware he was going to be on a podcast. Lexy insists that he’s just fooling about and reassures listeners that she told him multiple times that this was what was going to happen. He groans in pain and asks who kicked him as Lexy clears her throat and tries to get things back on track.
 
They talk about the conspiracy against them. They discuss Ravyn, and Lexy reveals that Ace has a super-secret plan that even she doesn’t know about yet to deal with Ravyn. She tells her listeners that Autumn is so lucky to have Ace in her life looking out for her, and that he must be an amazing boyfriend. They also talk about the problems she’s been having with her own boyfriend, whom Ace doesn’t seem to remember the name of.
 
Lexy claims Ace was the main reason that his team won in the first round of the Trios Tournament. She asks him how confident he is that they’ll win again. Ace talks a little about his opponents in the next round. He says that Jonathan Knots should have used Bluechew and if he did then he wouldn’t be getting divorced. Lexy is thrilled one of her guests finally plugged her sponsor, and reminds her listeners not to make the same mistake Knots did.
 
They answer fan emails. Some of the fans say they’d make a cute couple. Lexy insists that the love between Ace and Autumn is too real, and that they’re the ultimate wrestling couple. They get an email from first-time emailer Harry Puffin, who says he’s morbidly obese but in love with his blonde boss. Lexy says that if Derek Adonis could land Cookie Dreams she believes that anything is possible. He wants their advice on how to break down the physical and spiritual barriers of blonde women so they can let lesser men in. Ace just laughs at the very idea until Lexy moves on.
 
They continue to answer fan mail, including from regular contributor Tid. He says he’s having lots of trouble at work this week. His friend is harassing him about a document he’s lost, and the girl he likes still doesn’t like him back. Lexy says that every year on her birthday she watches romantic movies. She suggests he watch Say Anything and draw inspiration from that. Ace and Lexy argue about whether it’s romantic or stalking to play music outside someone’s house.  
 
She thanks all her listeners, reminds all the men to try Bluechew, and then promises Ace will win the Trios Tournament before signing off.