THE CHAPELCAST SUMMARY (2021 Week 45)

[Lexy Corp]

The following is the Week 45 summary of The ChapelCast with Lexy Chapel. Summary courtesy of r/ChapelShow subreddit. 

Lexy starts the show. She apologizes to all the fans for missing the week before. She blames the entire thing on her scheduled guest for last week, whom she says all her fans should forget even exists because he didn’t show up and ruined everything. She says she won’t even say his name in the future due to how angry she is, but that she’s moving on.

She also says that, for legal reasons, she’s not allowed to discuss what happened at Under Attack, even though she clearly wants to. She promises that she’ll do an UNDER ATTACK SPECIAL next week with a special guest once her NDA runs out, which she claims to be under because Cian O’Dwyer wants people to buy the PPV replay and not have her just spoil all the results on the Internet. 

She introduces her sponsor for the show, BigTime VPN. She says that she knows how much her fans adore her. She worries for them sometimes because their Internet Service Providers keep a record of ALL of their information. They could be found at any time. People could discover that they’re aware of THE CONSPIRACY, and if they find that out they could become targets. She tells them that they really should consider protecting their online privacy with BigTime VPN, just like she does. 

She then introduces her special guest for the week, whom she’s flown in all the way from the United Kingdom because she misses him so much being in the USA due to all her epic managerial work. No, not her dad, but THE BEST DAD IN ALL THE KNOWN UNIVERSE, Mr. Jacky Knight himself. Father of Lucas Knight. Former British Heavyweight Champion. Legend all across the world. She’s so happy he’s here, and he seems to be happy to be on the podcast as well.

They talk about his career. He says one of the highlights was teaming with her father, Union Jack, in their glory days. She says she remembers being backstage for some of their last matches. They talk about having the film crew there that used to follow Lexy’s father around. Lexy says she tries not to think about those days too much after THE INCIDENT, which she then encourages all of her fans to forget they saw, because she’s known for being an amazing manager now and not that anymore.

He wants to talk about Lucas’s performance at the pay per view, but Lexy cuts him off and says he can’t do that because of her NDA. She says that THE CONSPIRACY is strong enough as it is, and the last thing she needs is for SCW management to get angrier at her. Jacky says that he understands, and that he loves her like she were his own, so of course he’ll keep his mouth shut. He simply says to his son that ‘they need to talk’ and leaves it at that. 

Lexy then starts asking him fan questions, and some of her own. She asks him who his favourite one of her clients is. He says it’s Autumn Valentine. She wonders why it’s not Ace Marshall and reminds him that Ace is, in fact, the jewel of LexyCorp. She asks him who his favourite performers are in SCW. He picks the Order of Chaos, and Holly Adams. Lexy asks why he likes Holly. Jacky says they should work together some time, as Holly has plenty to promote from her brand, THE BRAND, to her television show. Lexy considers it, but only because it would mean something to Jacky.

She then does her regular email segment. They answer several questions about Breakdown. Lexy confirms that Bear is, in fact, recovering fine after being tranquilized on Breakdown. She’s just mad that he missed the Happy Farmstead Friends taping so they had to cancel that. She questions why so many things keep getting cancelled around her and why she’s losing so much money, and then blames THE CONSPIRACY for that as well.

She answers an email from someone talking about how their husband recently met back up again with his ex-wife whom he hasn’t seen in eight years. They ask if it’s possible that her husband could be having an affair. Lexy says that it might be possible. Not everyone can be as amazing as HER boyfriend, Ryan Watson, whom she loves with all her heart.

The final one is an email from Tid. Lexy says he’s one of her most loyal fans, so she always reads his emails. He asks what he’s going to do. He says he’s recently gotten engaged, but he’s about to see his friend from work whom he had a crush on. He asks what to do if things get awkward. Lexy tells him that he’s got to follow his heart above all else. Jacky suggests he sleep with them both. Lexy says that Jacky’s opinions do not represent the opinions of herself, LexyCorp, or anyone associated with the Lexy Chapel brand. 

She ends the podcast reminding everyone to download BigTime VPN to protect themselves using her link, and that she’ll have a special UNDER ATTACK edition of her podcast soon.