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Alright\u2026.Wait\u2026Why was my keyboard this dusty? I\u2019m writing shows and I have dust\u2026Well, I know I\u2019m going to have to purchase some cleaning products one day. But no time for that, I\u2019ve sat down. I\u2019m starting to write this. We\u2019re doing this\u2026<\/p>\n
Welcome to the Cynical View of E-fedding.<\/p>\n
Wait a minute\u2026that\u2019s a horrible introduction. Perhaps I should have a prologue? Wait, if I do that, people may think I\u2019m going off on people with prologues.<\/p>\n
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DISCLAIMER: The points made in this column are about no one particular handler or character. They reflect trends that have been noticed in SCW over the last couple of months. Furthermore, just by following the advice given does not mean you magically will become undefeated and King of the Internets and all of the Championships that come with it. Remember, roleplaying is relative.<\/strong><\/p>\n Now, we can start and I can give you another list of things that piss me off!<\/p>\n And hmmm\u2026.they all have to do with things doing with bios\u2026.how about that\u2026.<\/p>\n Sharper: \u201cWelcome to hour two here of the program and we are still waiting for our first match to start\u2026\u201d<\/em><\/p>\n Knots: \u201cSeriously, who let these guys come out to the entirety of In-a-Gadda-da-Vita!\u201d<\/em><\/p>\n This is one of the things that makes me karate chop various dishes in my kitchen. It\u2019s messy and I don\u2019t have that much money. But it\u2019s startling how this has become a slow trend.<\/p>\n Why in the blue hell do you have an entire song in your intro?<\/p>\n Seriously?\u00a0Let\u2019s just think this through for more than twelve milliseconds. Most television segments, in terms for a match, are five to eight minutes. I have posted some bios that are LONGER than the match that is going on. They take LONGER to get to the ring that the actual match. And this is not just a matter of the person putting a lot of detail in their entrance.<\/p>\n Their entrance is not a series of sentences like \u201cThe hair on the blonde kid in the third row quivered as the towering figure of John Q. Wrestler walked out to the stage. The old lady that lived under the\u00a0arena,\u00a0banged their broomstick into the ceiling, hoping the music would be turned down to no avail. The weather outside was a balmy 12 degrees with a hint of light showers, something that John Q. Wrestler was putting out of his mind, no longer worrying about his flight out of Moncton, New Brunswick, but instead focusing on the poor sap that will face him in mere seconds.\u201d<\/p>\n I\u2019d almost prefer that.<\/p>\n But I see people including the ENTIRETY of a three to five minute song as part of their entrance. And in some cases it\u2019s laughable.<\/p>\n Let\u2019s just take an example. I will include no discerning characteristics, but here is a typical MASSIVE entrance:<\/p>\n Lyric Chorus John Q. Wrestler walks down the\u00a0rampway.<\/p>\n Lyric I just want to point something out. John Q. Wrestler either got lost in the lights or something. He daydreamed and someone had to poke him with a stick to remember to go to the ring, because he was standing on the stage for at least forty-five seconds.<\/p>\n OR<\/p>\n John Q. Wrestler is the slowest bastard on the planet. Perhaps he pulled his groin part way down the ramp. It took him a minute to make his way down a ramp to the ring. He probably could\u2019ve gone faster if he tripped and rolled all the way down.\u00a0And then\u00a0nevermind\u00a0that often when people get to the ring, they go through another two verses, the coda, an encore and God knows what else.<\/p>\n I understand that you like the song. I understand that you probably weren\u2019t sure what to cut from the lyrics. But here\u2019s the thing\u2026no one cares about the lyrics. This isn\u2019t a singing contest. You\u2019re not going on a trivia show later. You don\u2019t have to go hang out in a bar, listening to excerpts and impressing your friends on how you know that one obscure Michael Bolton hit. The focus should be the entrance. If the lyrics matter, include them. It\u2019s one thing to include a minor opening, perhaps the chorus of the song, or to have one line echoing to start it off, but why do you need the entire song? This is television. You\u2019re not getting the million dollar Rise to Greatness entrance every show. All you do is force me to edit your entrance every time and get annoyed doing it. Granted, I could edit them right in your bio, but let\u2019s face it, someone else is going to do it so I may as well just state this right out. An average entrance on a television show or PPV is at most thirty-seconds to a minute. Unless you\u2019re a big star, that\u2019s probably it. Use that as a guide.<\/p>\n Oh, one more note \u2013 YOU! New guy! Yeah, you! I don\u2019t know you\u2019re name, but they are going NUTS for you!<\/strong><\/p>\n This is just a minor aside from the logic and reality department of SCW.<\/p>\n I understand you want to be a huge star. I understand you probably think your wrestler could be that. I understand that you want millions of dollars and to be having sex with many virtual beautiful men or women with your character\u2026But if you\u2019re a\u00a0f\u2019n\u00a0rookie, why the hell do the fans 1) Give a damn about you and 2) know who the hell you are?!<\/p>\n This is something I always laugh about. I\u2019ll see some new wrestler (and this is shockingly common, even by veterans of the game). They\u2019re post a bio of how they are just starting training, or better yet, they\u2019re some no name from some local\u00a0indy\u00a0promotion and now they\u2019ve hit it big! They\u2019re in SCW.\u00a0A global promotion.\u00a0I then read their entrance. They have pyro, the crowd is going nuts. In fact, they blow the roof off the place. They\u2019re LITERALLY hanging from the rafters! It\u2019s like Jesus himself is coming down to the ring!<\/p>\n Be realistic! If you\u2019re a name, take for example, given the history of, say, Trinity Street, Simon Lyman and Donovan\u00a0Kayl. Their history they\u2019ve created for the character makes it feasible that they\u2019d get a crowd reaction immediately upon debuting. But, let\u2019s take Blitzkrieg when he first debuted. He and Aiken debuted together. The first appearance or two is probably going to get little reaction until they make their impact (which they did by attacking Lucas Knight). This established them as a heel. They get booed. But I laugh when I see fresh-faced rookies or no name wrestlers come in, jumping up and down, and getting a reaction as if the World Champion walked in. I always edit it. Be aware of where you are on the card. Remember, you CAN edit your bios here. So, be aware of where you are. Also, note things like whether I\u2019m writing your match\/segments. I often try to\u00a0involve\u00a0\u00a0a\u00a0realistic crowd response to let you know. Worst case, just be smart about it. But if you\u2019re curtain jerking, don\u2019t expect a monster pop. They\u2019re probably doing that because they get a chance to take a leak.<\/p>\n Hey! You! I know your REAL name! Now you\u2019re screwed!<\/strong><\/p>\n I know where this comes from. I hate that. I realize it\u2019s a function of modern wrestling\u2026but come on\u2026let\u2019s just take this to the extreme. WHY HAVE GIMMICKS?! WHY HAVE NICKNAMES?! Why is Blitzkrieg, Blitzkrieg? OH YEAH, the name makes him a MONSTER!\u00a0\u00a0Calling him John Smith probably isn\u2019t going to instill fear!<\/p>\n But this is becoming a trend. A lot of people think that mentioning someone\u2019s really name makes\u00a0them\u00a0look cool. Newsflash! It doesn\u2019t! It makes them look like a rebel\u2026Newsflash! It doesn\u2019t. It makes you look petty and it\u2019s a cheap shot.<\/p>\n There are only TWO legitimate reasons someone should reference a REAL name on SCW programming (or in a promo).<\/p>\n 1) They\u2019re close friends or there\u2019s a lengthy history between one another. There\u2019s a reason\u00a0Ravyn\u00a0Taylor calls\u00a0Syren, Zoe, and she calls CHBK, Alex. They\u2019re in romantic relationships.\u00a0Ravyn\u00a0has also long established in her personal life that she calls them that.<\/p>\n 2) It\u2019s an exceptionally personal feud and even this isn\u2019t always okay. It\u2019s one thing if it\u2019s gone over for years and\u00a0it\u2019s\u00a0involved family members or gone outside of the ring. That\u2019s fine.\u00a0Again ,there\u00a0needs to be history.<\/p>\n But I frequently see people just refusing to call people by their alias or their wrestling name. This is just plainly a smack in the face. And more often than not, it\u2019s not your character showing disrespect to another by refusing to call them it. It\u2019s a slap in the face to the handler because you\u2019re basically screwing them over. They\u2019ve taken time to come up with a character and an alias. Thirteen is the wrestler \u2013 not James Marsh-Asher. A$AP Scrappy is the wrestler, not Demetrius Johnson. It\u2019s Simon Lyman not Braeden Lyman.<\/p>\n It seems minor and in some ways petty, but\u00a0it\u2019s\u00a0petty the other way. It\u2019s a cheap method by the handler to show disrespect, seemingly thinking you\u2019re doing it the character, but all you\u2019re doing is EXPOSING their character and maybe their gimmick, depending on how they\u2019ve crafted it. That\u2019s why this should only be done in personal reasons. Then it\u2019s showing how serious the problem is, the rivalry is, or that it\u2019s the people BEHIND the curtain too that are feuding (or more importantly, that this isn\u2019t just a wrestling thing. That\u2019s if you want to take the modern route. I personally believe that personal names should be left out of it unless the wrestler themselves call themselves it (for example, CHBK has referred to himself as Alex\u00a0Desoubrais\u00a0on the show, making that fair game.).<\/p>\n What do you gain from doing this?\u00a0Nothing much.\u00a0It\u00a0just exposing\u00a0things that don\u2019t need to be exposed. It\u2019s not a personal shot. It\u2019s a cheap shot. It\u2019s one of those things\u00a0that\u2019s\u00a0not going to sink you, but it often frustrates me as it really serves no purpose 99 times out of 100.<\/p>\n Apparently, if you want to win the lottery, be a wrestler. THEY\u2019RE LOADED!<\/strong><\/p>\n This is one of those things I\u2019ve wanted to discuss for a while. But I\u2019ve never had the time to sit down and expose how ridiculous this is. I mean, let\u2019s look at the roster, and I\u2019d say at least 20 people live in palatial estates, have jets, millions of dollars and what not.<\/p>\n So, since I\u2019ve been asked about this a few times by some people what I think about it and I\u2019ve noticed some fed resources noting how this is becoming a trend, perhaps I should offer my two cents. Now I realize it\u2019s only two cents, so you millionaires may not listen, but perhaps you may want to reconsider a few things.<\/p>\n Have any of you honestly thought about what you realistically would make from SCW, a global wrestling company that tours internationally and has primetime television and draws good business?<\/p>\n Well, allow me to explain the salaries and let be clear here that this is not hard and fast. This is more something someone asked me about and I did some research and came up with these numbers as reflective of what talent would likely be getting in SCW.<\/p>\n Low-card – $60 000 to $90 000 a year Depending on the talent, merchandise would make up some of it, as would travel (first class or other), hotel accommodations (five star, etc.).<\/p>\n Most likely, the top, top star would draw no more than $2 million BASE salary (and that\u2019s generally speaking).\u00a0\u00a0Furthermore, in SCW, there would be a bonus system for holding a given title during a month:<\/p>\n $25 000 for Adrenaline or Underground Championship Furthermore, for pay per views, there\u2019s a potential for part of the house payoff.<\/p>\n So a lot of people are not becoming millionaires. Add living expenses, they can live well, certainly; but they\u2019re not going to be bringing home millions upon millions of dollars.<\/p>\n But so many people are living the high life. Some people come from money, so that gets around some of it. Some people saved. Some people pool resources with their friends, family or allies. The problem is that at some point, some people are going to be tight for money. There are a lot of people living the highest of high lives. This point here is not to say that\u2019s necessarily wrong or a problem. However, for the purposes of realism, this is something to consider.<\/p>\n Now, if you excuse me, I need to clean up the ripped up paper, the broken dishes and glasses and deal with some cuts on my hands from the destruction I caused venting here.\u00a0Until next time\u2026<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" *blows on keyboard* Alright\u2026.Wait\u2026Why was my keyboard this dusty? I\u2019m writing shows and I have dust\u2026Well, I know I\u2019m going to have to purchase some cleaning products one day. But no time for that, I\u2019ve sat down. I\u2019m starting to write this. 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\nUpper mid-card – $250 000 to $500 000 a year
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