11-09-2025, 12:58 AM
Sunny KABLAMia... a perfect paradise that indulged in sinful delights and allowed for anyone visiting to partake in relaxing desires of the flesh, with a variety of options to choose from depending on what fit your tastes. In a lot of ways, it reminded one of Cirque du Sins, except in island resort form instead of raunchy circus form, given that one is far more interactive than the other. Still, two people who know the pleasures of both are Gia & Gina Glimmer, the SCW world tag team champions. Maybe it's no surprise they've practically become the new poster girls for KABLAMia considering they seemed to be everything this paradise promised and more, to say nothing of how much they knew Derek Adonis was smitten with their sinful figures. The fact that he went out of his way to make them the main event of the little show he'd talked SCW into co-promoting with his business spoke volumes about how much business value there was when it came to the Glimmer Sisters.
If only this special moment wasn't tainted by the need to put a certain group in their place one more time.
It was annoying, yes, but Gia & Gina don't seem to be too bothered right now about knowing they have one more date with the Shinigami Foundation on their desperate crusade to take back the tag titles they lost some time back to the twins. If anything, they looked pretty relaxed lounging around on one of KABLAMia's beautiful beaches without a hint of clothing to be found. Maybe you're getting nothing but the usual pixellation watching this? Maybe you're actually getting the rare opportunity outside of Cirque du Sins to see the Glimmers in ALL their natural glory? It's hard to tell for sure given all of the promotion about this “Wholesome Family Event” only being available for those 19 years of age or older, or if this is even a KABLAMia beach where nudity is allowed, but Gia & Gina seem content to do as they please regardless as they lay on their chests, happily bathing in the sun as their tag title belts rest right in front of them in the sand.
Gia(?): Are you all enjoying the view?
Gina(?): I hope they are Gia, because this is a once in a lifetime opportunity as far as SCW goes.
Gia: You said it Gina. I mean, this is the kind of thing SCW has tried to snuff out ever since your little “wardrobe malfunction” back during Rise To Glimmer.
Gina: I think they were just mad you were smart enough to double the fans' delight and see how those European idiots handled it.
The twins both giggle at the memory of how they defeated the European Fiery Nation back on the Rise To Greatness pre-show, which had arguably become one of the most infamous and talked-about moments in SCW history. One positive that's come out of this, though, is that we've actually been given an idea of who's who, at least for now... maybe... it really is hard to know for sure which twin is which when we have to hope the sisters are being honest with who they say they are.
Gia: In any case, we hope you all like what you see, and if you want to see a sight this sexy more often, you're always free to come pay Cirque du Sins a visit whenever we roll into your area so you not only don't have to put up with SCW's cruddy censorship, but also get to see a LOT more of what we can do.
Gina: We've been showing what we can in SCW, but let's be honest: network worries aside, it's been hard to really flaunt some of our skills when we just haven't been challenged by anybody since we danced our way through those doors and into your wildest dreams.
Gia: We could talk about the show Gina put on for Under Attack in the trios finals, kicking ass with James Evans and Enigma, but I think we'll be nice if you haven't seen the show yet and not spoil anything.
Gina: Which, sadly, is probably as nice as we're gonna get because our vacation to KABLAMia, the first place we've found outside of our circus where everyone worships us like the sexy goddesses we truly are, is going to include one little waste of time we can't avoid, and it's name is the Shitigami Foundation.
Gia: Yeah, my twin knows what she said.
Gina: And no, I'm not going to correct it because I'm not wrong.
The twins both sigh as they sit up on their beach towels, their bountiful breasts freely bouncing as they shift their bodies before grabbing their title belts and draping them over their bare shoulders.
Gina: So, contrary to what our opponents have deluded themselves into believing, there is no confusion to be found here regarding the fact that these losers are being represented by Dante Slayton and their new boy toy David Striker come time for the Wholesome Family Event.
Gia: Maybe you guys didn't hear, which wouldn't surprise me given how far you've shoved your heads up each other's asses already, but we called this while reminding your friend Alex about how much of a liability he was on his own trios team going into last week's little pay-per-view.
Gina: I believe my exact words were “we wouldn't be surprised if Alex and Wil aren't even the ones getting the rematch for the titles.” Now, we're not psychic, that's a different act someone could probably do where we come from if they can make it hot enough, but it doesn't take a rocket scientist to know that when we beat you over, and over, and over again... yeah, maybe it's time to try something else.
Gia: But, surprise, that's totally not the reason for the change even though we know it absolutely is. Honestly, every single one of you Foundation frauds are the same, because it doesn't matter which two step into the ring, it literally feels like we've heard this tired old song and dance every other time before. Different faces, different voices, same boring ass script and broken record that they don't know how to turn off.
Gina: We're cheats, we're frauds, they're going to mangle us and make us into victims and there's nothing we can do to stop it, these titles belong to them... seriously guys, can you get some new material? You claim to specialize in adaptability, yet we're the ones changing up how we put on a show every single time we set foot in that ring while you prove that literally nothing will probably ever change no matter how many times we do this dance.
Gia: So I guess it's not a spoiler to say this time's going to end the exact same way as all the others then, huh?
Gia & Gina exchange glances for a moment and shrug before they grab their title belts and hold them out so we can get a close-up. Specifically, they point towards the name plates bearing their names, but just because they seem to love confusing us, the one we've believed to be Gia this whole time has the title bearing Gina's name plate and vice versa. For the sake of trying not to cause too many brains to explode (especially those of the Shinigami Foundation since they need as many brain cells as they can get just to barely function), we'll trust that who they said they are in the beginning is correct going forward.
Gia: It's funny... you claim these titles are rightfully your property, but if we “stole” them like you keep claiming, then why do they have our names on them?
Gina: Probably just to make themselves feel better trying to justify how they could've possible lost to us, even though it's happened so often by this point that any rational person would've just given up their rematch by now because they know the end result's just going to be the same.
Gia: Yeah, that makes sense. I mean, they claim their whole Foundation is built on adaptability while we're only good at deceiving, but if that's true, then why couldn't they adapt well enough to stop us from embarrassing and exposing them every single time we've met one of these bozos in some fashion. I mean, we outsmarted Alex and Wil the first time.
Gina: Right in front of the boss too, so if that was “cheating” then why didn't he do anything about it when he had the power to do so?
Gia: We outsmarted them a second time with Dante trying to watch their backs when we took these titles.
Gina: Yeah, real good job “adapting” there Dante.
Gia: The third time was during trios when Wil blew it for his team.
Gina: Dante, you and Syren's little tinfoil hat wearing whore almost thought you finally figured it out, but you found out a little too late you weren't even playing the right game all along.
Gia: Oh, and let's not forget about how your whole group saw fit to storm the ring and screw over such a hard-working team just because you couldn't resist trying to claim your precious little pound of flesh.
Gina: That one's kind of important because it highlights just how disconnected from reality you guys truly are. I believe most people refer to it as that “rules for thee but not for me” bullshit because you constantly whine and cry about what big cheaters my sis and I truly are because we keep beating you, but what do you call getting involved in someone else's match and attacking them just because you feel justified in doing so? Pretty sure at least one member of that trios team was even someone you claimed was on the short list of people you respect above all else.
Gia: Guess they don't respect her enough to stay out of her business when they want to act all big and tough to hide how badly their egos are hurt. Though, there's also the fact that Alex and Wil won these titles with a little bit of outside help, but they're happy to sweep that one under the rug because it was “convenient interference.” Convenient, my perky ass! Pretty sure if anybody else saw that match, they would claim “oh, the Shinigami Foundation cheated to win” but nobody gave a shit and let you pretend like you deserved these belts for a little bit, so why is it different with us?
Gina: I think the truth is painfully obvious, Gia. Just like Alex and Will, Dante and David have been so immersed in the concept of toxic masculinity for so long that the mere thought of a couple of women like us, unafraid to bare it all for the world to appreciate, being unquestionably superior to them is so embarrassing that they have to hide behind threats just to protect those fragile little egos of theirs.
The twin both laugh that haughty, grating laugh that's designed to get under your skin because you know they're right and it pisses you off as they trade title belts and return them to their shoulders before standing up, pressing their naked forms together in a way that truly shows off everything... at least, if this is uncensored pending SCW's stance regarding promotion for a clearly labeled 19+ affair.
Gia: Look boys, we get it. We really do. You're not the first assholes to get all high and mighty on us and act like your god's gift to wrestling because you've been big fish in small ponds for so long that the realization that you're among people who can actually kick your asses over and over again, no matter who they are or how they do it, isn't registering in those empty heads of yours because that means everything you've believed about yourselves has been a lie all along.
Gina: It's common in men who are so used to bullying others to get their way because no one's been able to challenge them in so long. And we do mean “bullying” because what else do you guys call marching down to the ring en masse when you don't get your way because you're that desperate to make people fear and respect you when, I'm sorry, but no one respects hypocritical jokes who can't even keep their own punchline straight?
Gia: Go ahead, keep acting like you've already figured us out. Maybe you've already got a gameplan to finally snuff out our “cheating” once and for all this time, though odds are we've probably already figured out whatever you think you have planned and already have a plan of our own to deal with it.
Gina: I mean, old man Reno probably at ringside, Alex and Wil ready to spring into action to redeem themselves while Dante and David hope they're the ones who finally have our number? You couldn't be more obvious if you tried, guys.
Gia: Even still, you may as well be walking onto our home turf, trying to spoil our fun here in a paradise practically built for sexy sinners like us. And who knows? Maybe you actually do have a solid plan this time.
Gina: That just means we get to show you boys what it truly means to adapt in this business, because that's what we've been doing since the day the Glimmer Sisters were born. We adapt, we survive, and we thrive.
Gia: And we don't need to bring up every other piece of gold we've held elsewhere to prove it, because we just need to direct your attention to every single time we've had your number right here in the company that actually matters, not to mention the titles we hold that prove, no matter how much it shits all over your warped beliefs otherwise, that we are the bets tag team in SCW today. Period.
Gina: And after we beat Dante and David right here in KABLAMia and your little Foundation runs out of stooges to embarrass, maybe you'll finally take the hint and realize absolutely nothing you do matters so long as Gia & Gina Glimmer are always ten steps ahead of you.
Gia: Tell you what though. As a consolation prize so we don't feel bad about beating you again, maybe you can help us decide what to wear when we show Dante and David that, no, they can't succeed where Alex and Wil have always failed because they went and made the exact same mistakes those two did.
Gina: We're personally leaning towards seeing if SCW will let us be the first wrestlers in history to kick some ass while completely naked, just to make this particular loss extra special for you boys so you never forget it.
Gia & Gina both give us a flirty wink before they turn and start sauntering up the beach back to the resort looming off in the distance, their ample asses swaying in enticing fashion as they make it clear they have no shame. And why should they when no one has been able to beat them yet? As we fade out, we get the sense that the Glimmers are confident that won't be changing come this weekend, leaving this shot as an unspoken “kiss our asses” moment just to save them some breath in terms of needing to say anything else to two guys who just don't seem capable of thinking before they open their mouths.
If only this special moment wasn't tainted by the need to put a certain group in their place one more time.
It was annoying, yes, but Gia & Gina don't seem to be too bothered right now about knowing they have one more date with the Shinigami Foundation on their desperate crusade to take back the tag titles they lost some time back to the twins. If anything, they looked pretty relaxed lounging around on one of KABLAMia's beautiful beaches without a hint of clothing to be found. Maybe you're getting nothing but the usual pixellation watching this? Maybe you're actually getting the rare opportunity outside of Cirque du Sins to see the Glimmers in ALL their natural glory? It's hard to tell for sure given all of the promotion about this “Wholesome Family Event” only being available for those 19 years of age or older, or if this is even a KABLAMia beach where nudity is allowed, but Gia & Gina seem content to do as they please regardless as they lay on their chests, happily bathing in the sun as their tag title belts rest right in front of them in the sand.
Gia(?): Are you all enjoying the view?
Gina(?): I hope they are Gia, because this is a once in a lifetime opportunity as far as SCW goes.
Gia: You said it Gina. I mean, this is the kind of thing SCW has tried to snuff out ever since your little “wardrobe malfunction” back during Rise To Glimmer.
Gina: I think they were just mad you were smart enough to double the fans' delight and see how those European idiots handled it.
The twins both giggle at the memory of how they defeated the European Fiery Nation back on the Rise To Greatness pre-show, which had arguably become one of the most infamous and talked-about moments in SCW history. One positive that's come out of this, though, is that we've actually been given an idea of who's who, at least for now... maybe... it really is hard to know for sure which twin is which when we have to hope the sisters are being honest with who they say they are.
Gia: In any case, we hope you all like what you see, and if you want to see a sight this sexy more often, you're always free to come pay Cirque du Sins a visit whenever we roll into your area so you not only don't have to put up with SCW's cruddy censorship, but also get to see a LOT more of what we can do.
Gina: We've been showing what we can in SCW, but let's be honest: network worries aside, it's been hard to really flaunt some of our skills when we just haven't been challenged by anybody since we danced our way through those doors and into your wildest dreams.
Gia: We could talk about the show Gina put on for Under Attack in the trios finals, kicking ass with James Evans and Enigma, but I think we'll be nice if you haven't seen the show yet and not spoil anything.
Gina: Which, sadly, is probably as nice as we're gonna get because our vacation to KABLAMia, the first place we've found outside of our circus where everyone worships us like the sexy goddesses we truly are, is going to include one little waste of time we can't avoid, and it's name is the Shitigami Foundation.
Gia: Yeah, my twin knows what she said.
Gina: And no, I'm not going to correct it because I'm not wrong.
The twins both sigh as they sit up on their beach towels, their bountiful breasts freely bouncing as they shift their bodies before grabbing their title belts and draping them over their bare shoulders.
Gina: So, contrary to what our opponents have deluded themselves into believing, there is no confusion to be found here regarding the fact that these losers are being represented by Dante Slayton and their new boy toy David Striker come time for the Wholesome Family Event.
Gia: Maybe you guys didn't hear, which wouldn't surprise me given how far you've shoved your heads up each other's asses already, but we called this while reminding your friend Alex about how much of a liability he was on his own trios team going into last week's little pay-per-view.
Gina: I believe my exact words were “we wouldn't be surprised if Alex and Wil aren't even the ones getting the rematch for the titles.” Now, we're not psychic, that's a different act someone could probably do where we come from if they can make it hot enough, but it doesn't take a rocket scientist to know that when we beat you over, and over, and over again... yeah, maybe it's time to try something else.
Gia: But, surprise, that's totally not the reason for the change even though we know it absolutely is. Honestly, every single one of you Foundation frauds are the same, because it doesn't matter which two step into the ring, it literally feels like we've heard this tired old song and dance every other time before. Different faces, different voices, same boring ass script and broken record that they don't know how to turn off.
Gina: We're cheats, we're frauds, they're going to mangle us and make us into victims and there's nothing we can do to stop it, these titles belong to them... seriously guys, can you get some new material? You claim to specialize in adaptability, yet we're the ones changing up how we put on a show every single time we set foot in that ring while you prove that literally nothing will probably ever change no matter how many times we do this dance.
Gia: So I guess it's not a spoiler to say this time's going to end the exact same way as all the others then, huh?
Gia & Gina exchange glances for a moment and shrug before they grab their title belts and hold them out so we can get a close-up. Specifically, they point towards the name plates bearing their names, but just because they seem to love confusing us, the one we've believed to be Gia this whole time has the title bearing Gina's name plate and vice versa. For the sake of trying not to cause too many brains to explode (especially those of the Shinigami Foundation since they need as many brain cells as they can get just to barely function), we'll trust that who they said they are in the beginning is correct going forward.
Gia: It's funny... you claim these titles are rightfully your property, but if we “stole” them like you keep claiming, then why do they have our names on them?
Gina: Probably just to make themselves feel better trying to justify how they could've possible lost to us, even though it's happened so often by this point that any rational person would've just given up their rematch by now because they know the end result's just going to be the same.
Gia: Yeah, that makes sense. I mean, they claim their whole Foundation is built on adaptability while we're only good at deceiving, but if that's true, then why couldn't they adapt well enough to stop us from embarrassing and exposing them every single time we've met one of these bozos in some fashion. I mean, we outsmarted Alex and Wil the first time.
Gina: Right in front of the boss too, so if that was “cheating” then why didn't he do anything about it when he had the power to do so?
Gia: We outsmarted them a second time with Dante trying to watch their backs when we took these titles.
Gina: Yeah, real good job “adapting” there Dante.
Gia: The third time was during trios when Wil blew it for his team.
Gina: Dante, you and Syren's little tinfoil hat wearing whore almost thought you finally figured it out, but you found out a little too late you weren't even playing the right game all along.
Gia: Oh, and let's not forget about how your whole group saw fit to storm the ring and screw over such a hard-working team just because you couldn't resist trying to claim your precious little pound of flesh.
Gina: That one's kind of important because it highlights just how disconnected from reality you guys truly are. I believe most people refer to it as that “rules for thee but not for me” bullshit because you constantly whine and cry about what big cheaters my sis and I truly are because we keep beating you, but what do you call getting involved in someone else's match and attacking them just because you feel justified in doing so? Pretty sure at least one member of that trios team was even someone you claimed was on the short list of people you respect above all else.
Gia: Guess they don't respect her enough to stay out of her business when they want to act all big and tough to hide how badly their egos are hurt. Though, there's also the fact that Alex and Wil won these titles with a little bit of outside help, but they're happy to sweep that one under the rug because it was “convenient interference.” Convenient, my perky ass! Pretty sure if anybody else saw that match, they would claim “oh, the Shinigami Foundation cheated to win” but nobody gave a shit and let you pretend like you deserved these belts for a little bit, so why is it different with us?
Gina: I think the truth is painfully obvious, Gia. Just like Alex and Will, Dante and David have been so immersed in the concept of toxic masculinity for so long that the mere thought of a couple of women like us, unafraid to bare it all for the world to appreciate, being unquestionably superior to them is so embarrassing that they have to hide behind threats just to protect those fragile little egos of theirs.
The twin both laugh that haughty, grating laugh that's designed to get under your skin because you know they're right and it pisses you off as they trade title belts and return them to their shoulders before standing up, pressing their naked forms together in a way that truly shows off everything... at least, if this is uncensored pending SCW's stance regarding promotion for a clearly labeled 19+ affair.
Gia: Look boys, we get it. We really do. You're not the first assholes to get all high and mighty on us and act like your god's gift to wrestling because you've been big fish in small ponds for so long that the realization that you're among people who can actually kick your asses over and over again, no matter who they are or how they do it, isn't registering in those empty heads of yours because that means everything you've believed about yourselves has been a lie all along.
Gina: It's common in men who are so used to bullying others to get their way because no one's been able to challenge them in so long. And we do mean “bullying” because what else do you guys call marching down to the ring en masse when you don't get your way because you're that desperate to make people fear and respect you when, I'm sorry, but no one respects hypocritical jokes who can't even keep their own punchline straight?
Gia: Go ahead, keep acting like you've already figured us out. Maybe you've already got a gameplan to finally snuff out our “cheating” once and for all this time, though odds are we've probably already figured out whatever you think you have planned and already have a plan of our own to deal with it.
Gina: I mean, old man Reno probably at ringside, Alex and Wil ready to spring into action to redeem themselves while Dante and David hope they're the ones who finally have our number? You couldn't be more obvious if you tried, guys.
Gia: Even still, you may as well be walking onto our home turf, trying to spoil our fun here in a paradise practically built for sexy sinners like us. And who knows? Maybe you actually do have a solid plan this time.
Gina: That just means we get to show you boys what it truly means to adapt in this business, because that's what we've been doing since the day the Glimmer Sisters were born. We adapt, we survive, and we thrive.
Gia: And we don't need to bring up every other piece of gold we've held elsewhere to prove it, because we just need to direct your attention to every single time we've had your number right here in the company that actually matters, not to mention the titles we hold that prove, no matter how much it shits all over your warped beliefs otherwise, that we are the bets tag team in SCW today. Period.
Gina: And after we beat Dante and David right here in KABLAMia and your little Foundation runs out of stooges to embarrass, maybe you'll finally take the hint and realize absolutely nothing you do matters so long as Gia & Gina Glimmer are always ten steps ahead of you.
Gia: Tell you what though. As a consolation prize so we don't feel bad about beating you again, maybe you can help us decide what to wear when we show Dante and David that, no, they can't succeed where Alex and Wil have always failed because they went and made the exact same mistakes those two did.
Gina: We're personally leaning towards seeing if SCW will let us be the first wrestlers in history to kick some ass while completely naked, just to make this particular loss extra special for you boys so you never forget it.
Gia & Gina both give us a flirty wink before they turn and start sauntering up the beach back to the resort looming off in the distance, their ample asses swaying in enticing fashion as they make it clear they have no shame. And why should they when no one has been able to beat them yet? As we fade out, we get the sense that the Glimmers are confident that won't be changing come this weekend, leaving this shot as an unspoken “kiss our asses” moment just to save them some breath in terms of needing to say anything else to two guys who just don't seem capable of thinking before they open their mouths.