What do you do when you're not booked to compete on the biggest wrestling show of the year, but instead thrown onto its pre-show?
Easy, you make a moment for yourself in spite of being placed as the opening act.
That's what the Glimmer Sisters did when they opened the Rose To Greatness pre-show against the European Fiery Nation. Not only did they extend their record to 4-0 since arriving in SCW, but they also gave its fans a show they would never forget.
Granted, flashing their chests was a staple of their acts for Cirque du Sins, so it was no surprise that they were unfazed about losing their tops while wrestling Dakon & Ludvig. Or, to be more accurate, Gina contorted out of her top to escape Ludvig's grasp, while Gia pulled hers off to make their little 'twin magic' trick as accurate as possible. Semantics that apparently the boss himself surprisingly had an issue with, which surprised the twins given what they'd seen of the man called CHBK back in the day, but that was on the boss to sweat over details that didn't concern them, and CHBK was no different from Lucian Lurid in that regard.
As far as Gia & Gina were concerned, they won the match, they made a moment for themselves, and they made a hell of a paycheck while doing it. In their eyes, that was all that mattered.
Today was an off day for the twins, with SCW apparently taking a break following Rise To Greatness while Cirque du Sins was preparing to roll out of the Houston area and caravan their way to wherever their next set of shows was going to be. So it was no surprise that they woke up late, having worn only skimpy lingerie to bed like usual, and were only now whipping up some breakfast while a replay of their match from the Rise To Greatness pre-show played on the little TV in their trailer.
Gia: Did you hear those idiots lose their shit when they saw your boobs?
Gina: It sounded like a bunch of losers who've never seen a pair of titties in person before.
Gia: I know Ludpig hasn't despite the “macho man” act he was trying to put on. I mean, look at his stupid face when he gets an eyeful of your girls!
Gina: Boss man can be an upset prude all he wants. Far as I'm concerned, the only apology we actually owe anybody is for making them look at Ludpig's ugly, pasty ass.
Gia: At least we gave them something better to look at to make up for it.
The twins playfully bump hips, amused by their own sex appeal as they delighted over watching their latest win over and over again while eating breakfast. In their minds, there was absolutely no reason why they weren't simply challenging for tag team gold right now, and if a team they'd already beaten a few weeks ago actually won those straps? There wasn't a doubt in their minds that they were already champions in all but name.
Before they could start planning out what to do with the bonuses they'd be owed for being champions when the inevitable happened, there was a knock at their trailer door. The fact that the knock sounded polite at least told the twins it wasn't Lucian coming to ruin their good morning/early afternoon/whatever time it was right now, which was good. Not only did they prefer not having to deal with the bloated sleazebag that was their ringmaster when they didn't have to, but being the beginning of the month meant that Antonio was likely coming around at some point to collect his payment.
Not that the month of July was any financial cause for concern for a variety of reasons, but Gia & Gina did NOT want to be in Antonio's line of sight again, not when the vibe he gave off was one of the few times in recent memory they'd legitimately been scared for their lives.
When Gina opened the trailer door, she raised an eyebrow at the woman standing on the other side. Savannah was her name, and Cirque du Sins fans likely knew her as the lioness cosplayer in the circus's raunchy version of the classic lion tamer act. Honestly, upon first glance, the woman would look very out of place among this X-rated menagerie, being probably one of the sweetest people you'd ever meet. Gina & Gia knew better, though... arguably some of their wildest nights had been spent with Savannah and her boyfriend Brett, the man who played the lion tamer in their act. If the twins weren't around, then Savannah would probably be the freakiest deviant under their big top.
Savannah: Morning, Gina. A little early to not be wearing clothes, don't you think?
Gina: I mean... you could always come inside and help give us a reason to not be wearing any.
Savannah: Oh, that's a very tempting offer sweetheart, and I might take you and your sis up on it later. Unfortunately, I'm playing messenger this morning.
Gia: Got a sexygram you're gonna sing for us?
Gia just grinned as she leaned on her twin's shoulder, annoying Gina for a moment as she hadn't been expecting her sister to join in on the conversation.
Savannah: That'd be, um, preferable, to tell you the truth. But no... Lucian demanded that I tell you he wants to see you if you were both up. Whatever it is has him pretty annoyed, but it's about you two so...
Gia & Gina exchange looks.
Gia: I mean... do we really have to? Pretty sure we already gave him his stupid cut of our Rise To Glimmer pay day.
Gina: If we don't see what the hell he wants from us now, you know he'll probably waddle his fat ass out here and ruin our day off anyway.
Gia: Ugh... might as well get it over with then.
Gina: But if you're down for later Savannah, then our trailer door's open for you.
Gina punctuates this with a wink that has the lioness blushing like a giddy schoolgirl as she turns and walks away, which earns amused chuckles from her and Gia given they know how she gets once you get her into the bedroom.
Most places would probably frown on such interactions between co-workers, but Lucian clearly could care less, especially when he tended to hit on his own performers like the creep that he is. As long as it didn't affect performances and therefore cost him money, every act working for him could engage in a circus-wide orgy for all he cared.
Wondering what that would even be like if such a thing were to actually happen is what got the Glimmers' plump rumps in gear as they reluctantly got dressed, though they took their sweet time with changing underwear before throwing on extremely tight sleeveless crop tops and micro skirts that definitely allowed for more than a peek of their cheeks. They didn't care why Lucian wanted to see them now, but they were certainly going to make him wait. That's also why they took the 'scenic route' to his office, already picturing the face he was going to make when they finally marched their hot asses through his door.
Sure enough, once they opened the door and sauntered inside without even knocking...
Lucian: Took you kinky clown sluts long enough! I bloody sent Savannah to fetch you cunts almost a half-hour ago!
Gia: Well sorry that we wanted to actually chill on our day off and you're ruining that.
Gina: Do you know how much of a struggle it was to talk ourselves into putting clothes on just to waste part of our day checking in with you for who knows what reason?
???: Well, I appreciate the fact that you ladies did put some clothes on... although I would've preferred something a little more tasteful for this meeting.
It's at this point that the twins realize Lucian isn't alone in his office. While he's parked at his desk shuffling through paperwork with the kind of annoyed glare that the Glimmers are used to seeing from him by now, it's the other party that catches their attention. Standing beside the desk is probably one of the neatest, cleanest cut men they've ever seen outside of a TV show, dressed in a three-piece suit and clearly looking like he'd rather be anywhere else, but he's doing his best to at least be professional enough to fake his desire to be here.
Gia: Um... who's the suit?
???: I'm-
Lucian: This suit over here was hired by SCW to basically bloody tell the two of you to tone it down.
The man gives Lucian an annoyed look at being cut off, but Lucian just rolls his eyes and returns his attention to his paperwork, though Gia & Gina were willing to bet he didn't actually care about it and was just trying to act like he had more important things to do.
Jordan: Ahem... ladies, my name is Jordan Saxton. Your other employer, Supreme Championship Wrestling, hired me to serve as a consultant for you after they received some complaints about your... wardrobe malfunction, shall we say, on the Rise To Greatness pre-show.
Gina: I'd hardly call that a wardrobe malfunction.
Jordan: ...your chests were both exposed on a pay-per-view event.
Gia: And how many guys' chests are exposed all the time in front of those cameras? Don't see anyone complaining about that.
Lucian had to stifle a laugh as Jordan seemed to take a moment to recompose himself for some reason, but the ringmaster was clearly delighting in the show he was about to see. While he'd never admit to it out loud, watching the Glimmer Sisters completely screw with some poor bloke was almost as enjoyable as leering at them or any of his performers while they were doing their acts. Almost. The fact that it wasn't him they were doing this to for a change was a bonus as far as he was concerned.
Jordan: Ladies, please, I'm just trying to help you understand-
Gina: That gender inequality still exists and it's total bullshit? Yeah, we know, and we agree.
Gia: I mean, seriously, the big G-man upstairs created Eve and gave her tits, right? Just because ours are naturally bigger and way more eye-catching than anyone else's pair doesn't change the fact that we have tits, just like any other woman on the SCW roster or in that audience has a pair of tits.
Jordan: The 'tits' aren't the problem here, ladies.
Lucian is clearly struggling to hide his childish snickering over this guy actually saying the word 'tits' while trying his hardest to remain professional, while Gia & Gina just slowly saunter closer, eyeing him up like a piece of meat.
Jordan: The problem is that there are many people out there who were offended by what happened. Gina's accident could be relatively passable, but you Gia blatantly pulled yours off-
Gina: Dude, we work for an adult circus and most of the time we're performing, we're borderline naked.
Gia: Trust us, you're not the first person to try and be the voice of someone who's got a problem with how we carry ourselves. Now, if you'd like to get to know us for about five minutes, I'm sure we can change your tune.
Jordan: Sorry, but I'm not interested.
The twins are almost about ready to practically start climbing all over him, but the seriousness of his tone and how straight-laced his expression remains stops them dead in their tracks.
Gina: Excuse us?
Jordan: I know where you two want to go with this, and I'm going to tell you right now that you're wasting your time.
Gia: Trust us babe, trying to act all super professional isn't going to work for you here.
Jordan: It's got nothing to do with my job. I just don't feel anything attractive when I look at the two of you, no offense.
Gia & Gina exchange looks, eyes widening as the puzzle pieces start fitting together.
Gia: Oh shit, a fellow alphabet mafia member.
Gina: Well, that changes things.
Jordan: Yes, well, now that we have that established, maybe we can have a proper discussion about how I can help you two tone things down going forward?
Lucian: And can you all take this little chat of yours elsewhere too, huh? I've got a bit of an important meeting here in a few minutes.
While Mr. Saxton apologized to Lucian, the twins were looking at one another, knowing that Lucian was trying to wash his hands of any potential 'problems' that could catch Antonio's interest if he was on his way. Beyond that, though, the gears were already turning on how they could deal with this guy if their usual methods were off the table. Unfortunately for Jordan, the Glimmers weren't one trick ponies, and it didn't take them long to know exactly how they could get this guy off their backs as they led him out of Lucian's office and towards the trailers.
Jordan: Look ladies... from what I've seen of this circus and thus far of the two of you, you're both obviously very comfortable in your own skin and not afraid to show it. Unfortunately, incidents like what happened at Rise To Greatness-
Gia: Rise To Glimmer.
Jordan: -could land SCW in some very hot water with some very powerful people who could shut them down entirely. That's why they asked me to help see what I can do to help make your presentation... a little more tasteful, shall we say.
Gia: Tasteful? Really? Is old man CHBK suddenly that scared of censorship and religious extremists posing as politicians who want to sanitize everything 'for the children' they themselves don't give two shits about that he's throwing us under the bus?
Gina: We even told him, and he would've seen if the cameramen didn't suddenly get scared, that we had pasties shielding our nipples from view just in case. So, technically, not truly nude from the waist up.
Jordan can't help but sigh and rub his temples.
Jordan: With all due respect ladies, SCW is trying to be a respectable product-
Gia: Respectable? Then I hate to break it to you, Jai Rodriguez, but I'm pretty sure SCW's got bigger problems than a little nudity from us to worry about.
Jordan: Such as?
Gina: That Adonis guy, for one thing. Doesn't he run a whole island resort that's just as freaky as our little circus here?
Gia: Pretty sure I heard something about SCW even collabing with him on a show to do there.
Jordan: Well... I... there's a legitimate business deal there and-
Gina: Or what about that Kandis chick? Also flaunts her ass as much as we do, and I think Gia and I have seen that hot sex tape of hers that's been passed around.
Gia: Or some guy named Ace Marshall? Don't think he's around anymore but we've heard he was the walking embodiment of moments that would land SCW in hot water.
Gina: Ravyn Taylor I think has done some pretty kinky stuff on camera, even with Ace and we've heard with CHBK as well.
Jordan: Yes, um, but that was before...
Jordan is starting to sweat now as Gia & Gina circle him like he's in the lion's den, except instead of looking to pounce on them like they would anyone else in his position, they're more than happy to keep rattling off examples of 'controversial' and 'scandalous' people both currently with SCW and from their fairly recent past, making it clear the sisters had been doing their homework just in case this situation ever came up.
Gia: Pretty sure that Syren chick had a whole bikini montage shown on the big screen not that long ago.
Gina: That Billy Jr. guy has been called a 'walking HR violation' from day one.
Gia: Those Hollywood boys we embarrassed in our very first match have been very scandal-prone too, so we hear.
Gina: And that's not even getting into-
Jordan: Alright, alright! I get your point. I... um... ugh...
Jordan clearly looks rattled as Gia & Gina look at him with amusement. It's probably the first time they've flustered a guy not through dirty talk and flaunting their curves, but through overwhelming him with facts.
Jordan: Clearly I was not given the full scope of what I was getting into when I was hired by this company to try and help you. I, uh, might need to reevaluate and have a discussion with them before moving forward with this.
Gia: For the record, we don't need any help, though it's sweet that you think we do.
Gina: Gia and I have been doing just fine, thank you very much.
Jordan: That's not what I... heh, forget it. Like I said, it seems some very key details were withheld from me about who hired me, so I think I need to have a talk with them before-
???: Before you keep bothering these hot little chicas?
Gia & Gina froze, very slowly turning their heads, hoping, actually praying, that they had misheard. Unfortunately, they hadn't. Antonio was standing just behind them, the kind of grin on his lips that was hungry in a way that made the twins' skin crawl, but not in the same way that a similar grin from Lucian would.
Jordan: I'm sorry... who are you?
Gina: He's, uh, the guy Lucian has a meeting with.
Gia: Yeah! He's in his office waiting for you, Antonio!
Antonio simply chuckles, hands moving into his pockets as he tries to make himself look nonchalant in a way that somehow still carries an imposing weight to it.
Antonio: You ladies sure you're alright?
Gia: Yup! We've got things under control here.
Gina: And Lucian's waiting for you.
Antonio: I'm sure he is, chicas. But if you DO need some help dealing with pendejos like him? Just say the word, alright?
With a wink and a click of his tongue that lights their nerves on fire, Antonio begins to saunter away towards Lucian's office. Once he's well out of sight, Gia & Gina breathe a sigh of relief before turning back to face Jordan, who's equal parts interested and unnerved.
Jordan: Who was...?
Gina: Trust us... you're better off not knowing.
Jordan: Um... right, OK then. I, uh... I guess I'll go follow up with SCW and maybe get back to you ladies once I've got the full details of what I'm walking into here?
The man doesn't sound as certain anymore even as he starts to leave the circus grounds, and Gia & Gina can only exchange worried glances. Getting into hot water with SCW over stunts like what happened in their last match was one thing, because they could play around it, just as they've played around any and all efforts to get Cirque du Sins shut down over the years. If Antonio actually started getting involved in their business...
Well, they could already see the messes that were going to spawn from that and where it was going to lead them, and they knew they were better off not getting caught in Antonio's web if humanly possible.
While July had been quite the lucrative month for the Glimmer Sisters, August hadn't been quite as bountiful.
A good part of that had been due to the break SCW went on after Rise To Greatness had concluded and, unsurprisingly, Lucian Lurid hadn't fully done his homework and berated the twins over something that none of them had any control over. Gia & Gina could care less about any of his insults and demands considering that there was an excess of money they were sitting on from the big 4th of July Carnalval that alone covered Lucian's debt payment to Antonio for the previous month. If anything, Lucian's temper tantrum was, in their eyes, because he was going to have to dip into money he'd been hoping to save for his August payment to the lethal loan shark he'd made the mistake of borrowing from all those years ago. A cut of the twins' SCW paycheck wasn't going to help him this time, not that he honestly needed any of it.
The Glimmers, though, were a tad bit annoyed by the break, if only because that meant they couldn't take advantage of the recent good fortunes of Cirque du Sins to put away a little more money for themselves. Sure, they still had plenty of performances with the adult circus they loved being a part of so much, but... a small part of them was actually starting to become attached to the wrestling business. Maybe it was just an addiction to being able to lord their success and sex appeal over everyone else, but not being able to do anything for SCW had left a hole in their hearts they didn't think would ever exist for anything that wasn't money.
That problem, however, had found a surprising resolution. While they waited for SCW to resume operations, all of the indy promotions they'd been competing for prior were suddenly very interested in taking advantage of the lull and booking them again, which they couldn't help but laugh over.
Gia: Our hot asses end up on national television and they all come crawling back.
Gina: Typical... but I feel like part of that could be blamed on our boobs at this point.
It was no surprise believing that maybe, just maybe, the scandalous situation Gia & Gina had ended up in on the Rise To Greatness pre-show had opened plenty of eyes for one reason or another, but being able to go back and kick some ass in those small little indy companies helped fill the void and gave them extra paychecks they intentionally didn't bother tipping Lucian off to. Considering he already had enough money to survive Antonio for August and would never really have a leg to stand on probably ever again after how long he'd stiffed arguably his best performers on their rightly-earned pay, they deserved this.
Still, as fun as it was still being able to get in the ring in the interim between performances for the circus, SCW's much bigger presence and presentation made it harder for them to be happy with the bookings. Maybe it was their egos starting to actually outsize their boobs and behinds, but there was just no comparing a reaction from a huge SCW crowd to similar reactions to small indy audiences or even the larger crowds the circus attracted on its best days.
Maybe it was just the thought of feeling like they'd finally made it big... even if that meant playing dirty to get there.
When SCW finally did resume operation in Orlando near the end of August, the Glimmers weren't booked for a match, which was disappointing. Still, they were invited to at least say something, and true to his declaration, CHBK had allowed them to have their moment 'after the watershed.' Nothing scandalous had happened this time, but the thought of the twins being so much of a danger to SCW broadcasting because of anything they could potentially do that they could end up slithering their way into being the main event without having to 'earn' it... well, to say it excited them was quite the understatement.
Especially thinking about all the other people who would have a meltdown over it.
As Cirque du Sins set itself up in the heart of New Jersey for a couple of performances that were already selling like like crazy, Gia & Gina happily took the time before tonight's show looking back on the match that started it all: their victory over Hollywood. It felt fitting since the next Breakdown, which would take place roughly an hour away in Philadelphia, Pennsylvania, would see the twins dance in the ring with the scandal-prone influencers once again. Knowing now that a team they had already beaten once before now held the gold they thought would be a fine prize to claim, the thought of embarrassing the brothers once more and bursting their bubble after their own Rise To Greatness high easily got the gears turning in their brains.
Though it also reminded them of something...
Gina: You know something, sis? We haven't seen or heard from that Jordan Saxton guy since he stopped by right after Rise To Glimmer.
Gia: You think we broke his brain so much he realized trying to help SCW deal with us when they've got other problems they're trying to hide was a lost cause?
Gina: Good riddance, either way. Seriously, what was SCW thinking trying to 'rein us in' like that?
Gia: They can try, but we didn't get to where we are today by not having a few aces up our sleeves... or hidden anywhere else, for that matter.
Gia & Gina couldn't help but giggle to themselves as they started to step out of their trailer, figuring they might as well go see what Lucian's show plan for the night was so they could figure out how to best ruin the most pairs of underwear in the audience. Gia, however, immediately threw out her arm and forced Gina back into the trailer before closing the door.
Gina: Gia, what the fuck?
Gia: Shut up and look!
Gia carefully cracked the door open again before peering through it as Gina followed her gaze. It wasn't hard to see why her twin had flipped out once she realized that Antonio was prowling around the circus grounds like he owned the place... which, technically speaking, he kind of did if Lucian ever faltered in paying back his loan. In their excitement over their impending return to SCW action and tonight's raunchy circus performance, they had almost forgotten that it was technically the beginning of September now and that meant it was time for Antonio to come to collect.
What stunned them the most wasn't the fact that the smooth-talking kingpin was here, though Gia & Gina didn't need a reason to try and avoid getting caught in his gaze if possible, nor the fact that he had brought some of his goons just in case Lucian couldn't pay up. No, it was a familiar face who was a part of that entourage, trailing after Antonio like a lovesick puppy in a way that was almost the polar opposite of when they'd last seen him.
Jordan Saxton, the guy who SCW had tried to hire to make them tone down their antics to keep SCW out of hot water.
And judging by the glance over towards their trailer followed by a grin and a wink, Gia & Gina got the message loud and clear that Antonio was looking out for them and using it to find opportunities he could exploit for himself... whether they wanted to be tangled up in his web or not.
*~*~*~*
The very second we open up, our eyes are immediately met with quite a lot of pixelation and blurriness. It might seem excessive, but the heavy censorship makes perfect sense once we actually realize what we're looking at. We find ourselves back in the center ring of Cirque du Sins, though this time the only people we find are the two women we're here to see... though, admittedly, it's pretty hard to do that at the moment. The Glimmer Sisters, Gia & Gina, are both on the floor and look to be in the middle of stretching out for either an upcoming show for the adult circus or perhaps just practicing a routine. As if the censors weren't already struggling with the twins after they'd both briefly ended up topless during their Rise To Greatness pre-show match, they're likely on the verge of full-on heart attacks right now considering all the blurriness and pixelation in the world can't truly hide the fact that both women are 100% naked right before our very eyes. And yet, they're completely unfazed as they continue stretching their legs via the splits while pulling on one another's arms to stretch those and their backs out. Eventually, the two of them cease their splits and slowly rise, only to bend over and flaunt their insane flexibility as they wrapped their arms around their ankles and could practically kiss their own feet if they wanted to while bending over as their legs remain straight, though it's hard for us to really make out much of this as their bare asses are planted right in front of our view, effectively blurring the whole shot.
Gia(?): You think everyone watching at home is enjoying all the cake we're offering them?
Gina(?): If those scared losers in SCW's production team aren't either slamming the censor button in a panic or trying to figure out how to cut this out entirely.
It's hard to truly know which twin says which line, but our vision at least becomes a little less blurry as the Glimmers both stand up straight once more, turning to face us as we back away from them so the censorship has a little more room to breathe. Gia & Gina both look down at their nude forms and huff.
Gia(?): Seriously guys... you're really going to be that scared of some tits and asses? This is perfectly natural. Literally any woman could stop watching right now, strip off all their clothes, and see this exact same sight when they look in the mirror. Yeah, they wouldn't look half as hot as we do, but they have all the same parts.
Gina(?): Take a good look at the SCW roster and tell us that we're the ones the old boss man truly needs to have a heart attack over. Most of the women have their cheeks hanging out or some cleavage on display, just about every man is shirtless and some of them even rock the boring old school look that might as well be bootleg briefs.
Gia: Now Gina, you heard CHBK at Rise To Glimmer. He's all worried about the FCC and looking out for the kids, so shame on us for showing all the little boys and girls what their lives will be all about when they reach their teens. Let's be honest guys, we all know that the teenage years are the horniest in a human being's life.
Gina: I'd laugh if that old man actually gave a damn about kids when it comes to morality. It's always a stunt meant to get something for yourself, from creepy politicians to corporations hungry for more money to religious groups desperate to proclaim a moral high ground when we all know they're the biggest hypocrites and sinners behind closed doors.
Gia: So ladies? When you're done either drooling over us or being envious that you don't measure up to this...
Gia grins and shimmies her hips, her body slowly pivoting around to her ass can shake for the camera, though the censorship efforts deny the proper show for everyone watching.
Gina: Do us a favor and proudly flaunt what you've got, because no man has any right to tell you that you can't be proud of what makes you a woman. And if they try? Expose them for the secret horndogs they truly are and watch them melt like putty in your hands. Just as we'll reduce Hollywood to once again come Breakdown.
Gina offers a seductive smirk as she shakes her breasts before full-on smacking her twin's ass, clearly testing the censorship they assume is going to be applied over their bare bodies before this ever reaches our eyes. They're not even bothering to hide the fact that this seems to be a game they've played before, and they aren't afraid to keep poking and prodding to make trying to censor them seem almost pointless. Now that we can also confirm which is which to keep track of going forward, they can't help but lean against one another in the kind of fashion that no censorship effort in the world can truly prevent you from feeling something even just knowing how effortlessly their bodies mesh and slot together like a forbidden temptation.
Gina: Now, Gia and I faced Chris and Ryan in our very first match for SCW, and I think it's clear we made an impact on the poor guys when they maybe couldn't actually afford a scandal for a change.
Gia: That's what happens when Chris gets to know what a real handful feels like and Ryan got to experience whiplash against your airbags, sis. They were so overwhelmed by us that they tried to imitate our little magic trick near the end of that match!
Gina: Unfortunately, no one in SCW can do what Gia and I can do, and our 'body of work' speaks for itself. 4 matches, 4 wins, not a single loss since we sauntered through those doors.
Gia: And let's not forget that one of those wins was over the team who bitched and moaned and finally have their pacifiers in the form of title belts that they know, deep down, rightfully belong to us.
Gina: To the boys in the Shinigami Foundation, we're not gonna play games because we know you're too stupid to play along. So if you're done admiring the view, read my lips loud and clear: you owe us a match to take those titles from you. No bullshit, no trying to gatekeep because you're afraid of what you know will happen when we meet you in that ring again.
Gia: But if you really want to try and play games, know that we aren't women who like to be kept waiting. When we step into that ring and embarrass Hollywood for a second time, that will make us 5-0, and it won't stop there. Like it or not, you're going to have to defend those titles against us sooner or later, so we recommend sooner so your title reign can become a mirror of everything else about the two of you: short, lacking and very disappointing.
Gia & Gina both wear hungry grins on their lips, looking every bit like an incredibly hot mirror image of one another that would make it impossible to tell who's who if you hadn't been paying close attention up to this point... which, to be fair, you'd be forgiven if you lost track.
Gia: On the subject of Hollywood, though, I guess Gina and I should congratulate you boys. Absolute cinema getting to pretend for a few minutes like you might actually belong in your namesake. I mean, you got to be part of a few scenes that will probably be lucky to end up in the director's cut of this movie your whole little Rise To Glimmer deal was about, and you even got a win by proving you might actually have brains in those thick skulls of yours. Hooray!
Gina: It's just a shame that nobody's talking about any of that. I mean... how could they when it can't compete with the real highlight of the weekend that's gone more viral than anything the two of you could've ever conceived? That's just the new reality SCW is gonna have to accept, boys: Gia and I just naturally draw more attention than the entire roster combined purely because we exist. We made you relevant enough to actually be considered for that little dream moment with actual Hollywood stars in the first place.
Gia: The two of us having a little too much sizzle for you to handle is probably the best thing that could've happened to you boys, and Philadelphia is just going to be a repeat performance. Yeah, maybe the two of you actually have a little bit to work with now if you want to start taking this seriously, but if Rise To Glimmer proved anything?
Gina: It's that the Glimmer Sisters are already thinking two steps ahead of you and everyone else. Which I suppose raises a very good question...
Gia: If we're not ashamed to lose our tops in the middle of that ring and still add to our winning streak, then what else could we possibly do to keep it going until we can turn those tag team title belts into a shiny new pair of bras for us to wear around?
Gina: Maybe you boys can think of a few creative ideas for us... we'd be happy to give them a try on you.
Gia: Philadelphia is one of the cities people love associating with freedom and the American spirit after all, and Rise To Glimmer spoke volumes about how much the Glimmer Sisters love freedom.
Gina: Even if it has to come at the expense of the Hollywood boys once again. But hey, you got a good consolation prize out of it the first time, so why not prepare yourselves for the inevitable and start kissing our hot, perky asses now like the good boys we know you want to be seen as so very badly.
Gina's tone becomes teasing in a condescending way as both her and Gia lean forward, letting their pixelated chests bounce and shake as they motion with their fingers more to the Hollywood brothers than to us. Still, we find ourselves closing in again, and the twins just laugh as they both turn and bend over, once again covering our view with their perfectly plump peaches as the blurriness trying to censor it overwhelms our sight. The blurriness eventually seems to blend in with the fade to black, leaving us wanting more that the Glimmer Sisters may very well provide come Breakdown.