I really enjoyed writing this, and made myself laugh a few times while doing so.
Planned to do more, but as some of you already know, my doggy daughter Maya had surgery last week and she's been in pain and needed lots of attention ever since, so... she's made it hard to find much time at a keyboard where she hasn't been trying to get on my lap and distract me.
Still, we've got to sacrifice for our doggy children!