Out of generosity of spirit, if he can get them up tonight, I will boost morale by eating a Subaru Crosstrek. Not as drastic as a Pacifica in terms of size, but you definitely get more bang for your buck in reliability and fuel efficiency.
06-07-2025, 04:00 PM (This post was last modified: 06-07-2025, 04:01 PM by Syren.)
(06-07-2025, 03:38 PM)Matt Hodges Wrote: I was hungry.
Out of generosity of spirit, if he can get them up tonight, I will boost morale by eating a Subaru Crosstrek. Not as drastic as a Pacifica in terms of size, but you definitely get more bang for your buck in reliability and fuel efficiency.
Olek, please tell me that you will have it done tonight. I have nothing planned for tomorrow so I'm free for the live stream of Hodges eating a car...
Also, I love the mention of the fuel efficiency of a car you'd be eating. I don't know why but that makes the whole thing even funnier.
I don’t even like ketchup anyways. And any true connoisseur knows that relish pairs poorly with driver assist technology. Additionally, mustard is fucking yellow. I don’t mean to pry, but how pray tell the fuck?
Which is to say this. If Olek DOESN’T post the show in three hours, not only will I not devour a CrossTrek thereby making everyone happy, but I will also impose a fed-wide ban on condiments.