The Glimmer Sisters vs. Dakon Theron & Ludvig Eriksson

[Kemal Yilmaz]

4 RP Limit for tag

3500 Word Per RP

Deadline: 11:59:59 pm ET WEDNESDAY, April 15, 2026

[Glimmer]

As far as Gia & Gina were concerned?

Everything was right with the world once again.

Well... for the most part.

At the very least, they had reclaimed their tag team gold from Selena & Xander at Retribution, hopefully forcing some long overdue respect from the veterans and proving that no matter how they chose to play this game, they had the bite to back up their bark.

Sadly, they doubted they would ever get such from Selena, who was so far lost in her own little world that she had tried to shrug off the loss immediately and pivoted right back to the world title without any remorse for how she'd gotten it.

Honestly, that whole situation was enough to have Gina seriously consider cashing in her trios contract to try and snipe Selena's world title claim just to see how much further she'd unravel.

Gia: I mean, we already killed her precious winning streak she was shrieking about.

Gina: I embarrassed that Amelia chick pretty thoroughly.

Gia: And Gavin? His whole campaign would be so much hotter if we hijacked it the way he hijacked Derek's attempts to start a club.

Gina: Make SCW Glimmer Again has a much nicer ring to it.

As tempting as the thought was, though, the twins were having way too much fun toying with other options regarding Gina's contract. The idea of getting Destiny in the ring, and maybe forcing her little geeky boy toy to man up and join in on the fun, was already proving to have some serious legs, and the thought of how much they'd piss off the entire roster with such a move had them laughing like the clowns they were.

Gia: Can you imagine how much that anti-social media loser is going to huff and puff over the idea that his little dweeb can play nice more than he can?

Gina: I'd rather think about how the idea might actually make those idiots in The Vision or our old pals Dakoff & Ludpig actually come up with some new material beyond the tired drivel they've been drooling about for ages now.

With Selena & Xander thoroughly knocked off their high horses, the twins were trying to look ahead. They knew they had to make a stop in LA that would see them have to extinguish the European Fiery Nation once more, as if that result was even in question for them, and the only thing that made them sad about it was the fact that they weren't getting a chance to humiliate Hollywood again right in their own backyard. As for the likes of Melinda & Fiona? The Glimmers knew they were ranting and raving about wanting another shot and would no doubt try to do something to cut to the front of the line, but all that meant was they would happily kick their asses straight to the back once again and laugh in their faces about it.

If anything, they knew who should be next if they've been paying attention correctly, but they doubted it would happen.

The fact that there were still so many people out there making this stupid claim that the Light in the Darkness was still the best tag team around today stuck in the twins' craws more than they cared to admit. That “happily married couple” not only hadn't teamed together in months, but may as well be on the verge of a divorce with how much Amelia was trying to become Selena Frost Jr. and Luz was busy having smoke blown up her ass by some cowgirl cunt who is also on the list of people the Glimmers have already embarrassed during their trios fun with James and Enigma. But Luz had been sitting on a title shot courtesy of Fatal Fortunes for months now, and it didn't take a rocket scientist to know who she was trying to save it for.

And truthfully? The Glimmers wanted it, because they wanted to put this nonsense to bed once and for all and prove they were the de facto greatest tag team in SCW period.

The fact that they were focusing so much on their SCW exploits had nothing to do with taking the business more seriously on a regular basis now after they locked in to get their gold back... no, it was a side effect of SCW's ridiculous touring schedule and Lucian's brilliant idea to use this as a trial run of sorts.

While they didn't know what exactly awaited them at this Hubris pay-per-view coming up, they did know they would probably have someone stepping up to fail in ripping their precious tag titles away from them, which made the knowledge that they'd be competing in Australia slightly more frustrating. Normally, this wouldn't have been a problem, but the fact that they were not that far removed from having to go to England to kick Selena & Xander's asses meant just under a month of touring time with Cirque du Sins before they'd have to split from the caravan and catch another international flight. With this in mind, and knowing SCW had a habit of busting out decent-length foreign tours out of the blue, Lucian felt this was as good a time as any to test and see how long his sinful smut show could survive without his sexiest stars.

Watching the show from backstage or up above while waiting for their cue was one thing, but doing so while knowing they wouldn't be going out there at all? It felt weird, in all honesty, even if Lucian had a point. Financially, the circus was still holding strong, and the twins having their titles and champions' bonuses back padded the numbers well enough to keep Antonio and Vincent at bay, but Gia & Gina would be lying if they said they weren't bothered by the idea of not being out there in barely anything at all and strutting their stuff for all these horny losers.

At least they knew things were in good hands without them, at least for the moment.

They tore their gazes away from the dual act of the fire breather and the sword swallower making those acts far more erotic than they already were in a normal circus to glance over at Angel, who was dressed in a thong bikini that not only just barely secured his fake tits, but also somehow didn't shred the thong courtesy of the huge package contained within. If it wasn't for the fact that the drag queen had made it clear he was only into men, Gia & Gina wouldn't have been shy about delaying his act to just jump his bones right then and there as their version of a “good luck kiss.”

Angel: You two sluts enjoying what you can't have?

Gia: What's not to enjoy?

Gina: Seriously Angel, this place is perfect for you. And Lucian doesn't have to sweat like the fat pig that he is about ticket sales if SCW shackles us to some big overseas tour.

Angel: Eh, we both know he'd be sweating his balls off anyway, especially in this heat. But, full disclosure? I'm jealous that you two whores not only got to go fuck around in jolly old England, but it won't be long until you get to give “going down under” a whole new meaning.

Gia: I guess it is pretty fucking sweet going abroad and seeing what kind of fun we can have.

Gina: As if you didn't decide to celebrate us getting our titles back by marching into a pub in a tiny little union jack bikini and nearly getting kicked out trying to make that joint into a strip club.

Angel: Exactly what I'm talking about! Just... do me a favor, and try not to bring back another Lucian while you're in Australia, OK mates?

The twins might have gotten a laugh out of Angel's horrible attempt to replicate Lucian's accent, but they were too busy trying not to throw up at the reminder that their boss was originally an Australian native. They were honestly surprised he hadn't begged to tag along with them, but they chalked it up to either Lucian being smart enough to know he had shows to run even if they were away or him really not wanting to return home, which was likely given how often he bitched and moaned about all the “child safety” restrictions that would've made the very concept of Cirque du Sins a crime against humanity over there.

Gia: Fucking disgusting Angel, thanks for making us want to barf.

Gina: If anything, he might be begging us to kiss our perky asses once we're done giving people over there heart attacks if they're as uptight as he likes to claim.

Angel: Hey, uh, speaking of uptight... what was up with Retribution?

Gia: What do you mean?

Angel: Well, it's just... I saw what you had to say and you really went in hard on that Frosty chick. Being upset something didn't go your way is one thing, but hoo boy, you bitches sounded like you took whatever weird power trip that cunt's tryin' to go on personally.

The twins exchanged glances, a bit taken aback by Angel's sudden interest in the subject. True, they may have treated that match like a personal matter that went beyond just taking the respect they deserved, but Angel had never been so invested in the specifics of the shit they had to say in front of a camera before.

Gina: Why the sudden interest?

Angel: What? Can't I get to know you bitches a little better? You went to bat for me even when I told you I wasn't fucking worth it... if I'm gonna be hanging around here more often, I thought that maybe it wouldn't hurt to understand the Glimmers a little better, y'know?

Gia: Have you considered that maybe our reasons for actually taking offense might be personal?

Angel: Coming from the cunts who dug into my past, which I buried for a reason, trying to help me?

Angel leaned in a little too close as he said that, but Gia didn't back down. Gina, for her part, sneered at Angel's attitude, but she and Gia did feel a little bad. Reluctantly, they knew Angel had a point, even if their intention was never to find out exactly who he was before becoming the drag queen he is today. They exchanged glances again, as if silently debating what to say...

Lucian: And now folks, it's bloody fucking time for our main attraction this evening!

Angel: Heh, looks like the spotlight's on me. Give some thought to what I said and maaaybe we can pick this chat up later, OK?

Before they could say anything, Angel's usual grin was back in place, a wink thrown their way before he sauntered out like the proud slut he was at Lucian's grand introduction for him. As Gia & Gina watched Angel put his own spin on another of their classic acts, they couldn't help but raise an eyebrow at each other while watching him.

Gia: Soooo... that was totally weird, right?

Gina: He does have a point, but to get so aggressive about it?

Gia: Maybe we pissed him off with what we dug up more than we thought?

Gina: Maybe...

It was certainly a possibility, and one the Glimmers were willing to consider as they did accidentally cross a bit of a line just trying to help out someone who deserved so much better. But the way Angel was needling them about it seemed disturbingly similar to the way he acted when he first showed up and made it painfully clear he was Antonio's lackey gunning for their spots...

It actually made the twins glad for the impending distraction of Dakoff & Ludpig come Breakdown, because they needed to give this matter some serious thought before they decided to proceed, because if Angel wasn't as free as they thought and they were walking into a trap?

They didn't even want to imagine what horrors could be waiting for them if they didn't tread lightly.

*~*~*~*

With Breakdown set to take place in Los Angeles, it almost feels like a crime to ignore a landmark that everyone knows within the city, that being the iconic Hollywood sign. With the sun high in the sky, the letters stand prominently over the section of the city that everyone knows is where all the movie magic happens. We however don't just stare up at the sign like any old tourists. No, we find ourselves slowly making the climb up the hill, moving closer to the sign, and this is when we can barely see two figures at the very top of the hill, right above where the Hollywood sign sits. As we finally reach the sign, we continue past it, as if it's just a pit stop on our journey until we make it to the very top, where we see two grinning figures eagerly awaiting our arrival. It's none other than the Glimmer Sisters lounging on some beach chairs and catching some rays, though one might question what kind of rays they've trying to catch when they're wearing fluffy white fur coats as if they were true Hollywood divas. Still, they've got some shades on, the tag titles are resting on their laps right where they belong, and Gia & Gina certainly look happy to see us.

Gia(?): Enjoy the climb?

Gina(?): Don't worry, we're sure the view up here is totally worth it.

The twins both nod their heads as we turn to look out at the admittedly incredible view over the top of the Hollywood sign. As we turn back to them, we see them giggling.

Gia(?): You guys are so precious... we meant us.

Gina(?): Seriously, who needs to pay attention to some boring old sign when the two hottest women on the planet are laying right here.

Gia(?): And we earned the right to be at the top of this mountain. We have beaten Hollywood... what Gina, three times now?

Gina: Sounds about right, but it's getting harder and harder to keep track of how many times we keep putting the same losers in their place.

Gia: Seriously. I mean... Selena & Xander proved to be a fun little distraction and all, but it's a shame we won't get to kick their asses one more time and humiliate the both of them for good.

Gina: Although... if Gavin can get a world title opportunity by beating Syren before she claimed that crown, then maybe a Selena win at the next pay-per-view means we're first in line to kick Selena's teeth down her throat again and become SCW's first co-world champions.

Gia: And yes Selena, the record books do say you lost to us, even if you weren't pinned. That's how it works, and for a couple of “talentless sluts” like us to know that and the so-called “face” of SCW not to? That's pretty sad, bitch.

Gina: Not as sad as an entire world title match filled with losers we've clearly beaten. I would ask either of our bosses where our world title shot is that we're definitely owed... but I also know I could just do the boring thing and force it to happen.

Gia: Aw... and I was so looking forward to getting to play with Destiny and Wendell in the ring. It would be the hottest match SCW would ever see, and we'd make the both of them look like stars.

Gina: I mean... who says it can't still happen? My contract, my choice, after all... something Selena's victim- I mean, ex-wife, certainly can't claim.

It's that reminder that gets both Gia & Gina to sit up and slowly remove their sunglasses, and the grins on their lips disappear as we see the sheer disgust clearly in their eyes. It's a look that could definitely kill, and maybe the twins are hoping they'll get word that a certain Snow Queen happened to watch and was suddenly found dead because her head exploded from their glares. Slowly, the hatred seems to subside, but they still look a little more serious than usual.

Gia: Look, we know we have a match we should be talking about, but we mean it when we say this Selena: that shit you pulled was on par with shit we know doesn't fly outside the ring and reeks of it, and we will not hesitate to drop all our clowning around and legit knock your teeth down your throat. We're sure those fans would love to see Selena Frost try to continue her career with a jaw permanently wired shut.

Gina: I mean, we're already pushing how much we can get away with on line TV every single week, and we could actually make Selena look good by wearing her blood as bodypaint while she's lying in a heap, broken and crippled so she never pulls this shit with anybody ever again. We mean it Selena... no more games, no more talk about respect you clearly don't deserve, just a trip to the hospital where you get the bad news that your career is over. We don't care if we get fined or suspended or whatever over it... so long as you realize exactly how badly you fucked up here.

Gia: On a lighter note, all this threatening of violence against Selena probably has our old friends Dakoff & Ludpig feeling rock hard to meet us on that ring again.

Gina tries to scoff but can't keep from bursting out laughing.

Gina: You serious, sis? Ludpig maybe, but Mr. “Happily Married”?

Gia: We both know he's lying to himself.

Gina: We also both know exactly what these guys are going to say, because the European Fiery Nation as a whole can be summed up in a few simple phrases.

Gia: “We're the only true tag team around here.” Never mind the fact that we've almost exclusively been a tag team and that hasn't changed since day one.

Gina: “You twins are nothing more than sluts who don't belong here.” And yet, it took two so-called legends to finally stop us, and even that only lasted maybe a month at best before we righted that wrong.

Gia: “We're going to maim and destroy and burninate-” you get the picture, with the cheery on top being them probably claiming we're afraid to face them on their terms... never mind the fact that we've openly said we'll embarrass them in the underground as well, but maybe SCW's just afraid to see what kind of naughty fun we can have with some weapons in hand.

Gina: I mean... they're right to be worried.

As Gina gives us a little wink, we see the fur coats start to slip off her and Gia's shoulders... and it become apparent the second the censors kick in that those fur coats are all the twins are wearing right now for clothing.

Gia: Face the facts boys: getting all buddy-buddy with the world champion doesn't make you any more important. Whether you're following Popcorn Kernal or that old man who used to lead your sorry group or the man who needs a whole entourage to make himself seem more important than he really is, at the end of the day, you're still just bitches following the whims of somebody else.

Gina: Now, if you want to follow us after we inevitably crash the main event party and take our world title from all those undeserving losers we've humiliated up to this point already, we won't mind. But if your hope is to kick our asses to prove you deserve a shot at these titles, and maybe propping Gavin up so he doesn't have to worry about us proving that eventually all that Glimmers in SCW truly is gold... then keep dreaming boys.

Gia: We may not get to embarrass Hollywood again right in their own backyard, but we can still do the next best thing. An international film sensation where we prove that your nation has nothing on us and whatever fire you think you've got? These bodies are much, much hotter.

Gina: Hope you enjoy ending up on the cutting room floor boys, because nobody is coming to Breakdown to see Dakoff and Ludpig make asses of themselves for the millionth time. They're coming to see SCW's only true stars in all our glory.

With those haughty laughs that they know grate on everyone's nerves, which is exactly why they do it, Gia & Gina both stand up, letting the fur coats fall away entirely as they bare it all, the censors immediately kicking into high gear. It doesn't stop the twins from carefully making their way down to the Hollywood sign in the nude, sending us off with the tantalizing image of them posing on the sign itself, those sinfully sexy bodies on full display and their tag team gold proudly held high... all things the European Fiery Nation will never truly get to enjoy up close.

[Kemal Yilmaz]

Atlanta, Georgia. Wednesday 15th April. (Off-Camera)

It had been a while since Dakon had come to his original home that he used to share with Ludvig and Kemal and how Ludvig was in control of all the bills and everything that the place needed. It was a strange situation, but what was stranger was Ludvig's new love for something that not even Dakon expected from Ludvig. Sure he notices a few things overtime, but not as standing out. But the concern is who was going to sleep in the spare bedroom as Oskar wanted to stay in New York and Federico wasn't at all interested in sleeping at home away from his gym due to his bodybuilding addiction.

It was a strange situation and it was something to be explored, especially it was made for a male wrestler, but there hadn't really been a European talent in Atlanta Wrestling Alliance since Federico that came in yet, although there was a lot of wrestlers that were primed and ready for wrestling in Atlanta Wrestling Alliance from Raab Brother's wrestling school, especially the guy from Finland was ready and so was the Hungarian wrestler as well that Lord Raab was so high on.

All that being said, they were sitting in Ludvig's and Kemal's apartment, even if the third room looks empty now because Dakon moved out since he brought a home for himself and Ginny which he had been hosting autograph signings for MotoGP Texas race a few weeks ago he was still getting over and still had tons of autographs left for people to pick up in his motorcycle club.

Ludvig's business with the nightclub, casino, strip club was booming more than ever and even had a world poker tournament match hosted in his casino, a dream that Ludvig had since he opened it up and had more plans to have the world poker tournament matches to host, even planning some E-Sports competitions, especially as one of the EFN members not associated with SCW, but very much apart of the school was the king for E-Sports and is Ludvig's friend.

But while that's said and done, Dakon went into Ludvig's room and the room design while still had Swedish flag hanging above his bed, there was a new complete look for the bedroom. While he remembered the walls being light blue, there was wallpaper of rockets, stars, moons and suns all over and that only made Dakon question everything, even the room setting looked exactly like what his new interest was.

Dakon Theron: “Since when you've been into space?”

Ludvig Eriksson: “This might sound crazy to you, but for some reason, I've had these wild dreams consistently on going up in space. I know it's not likely to ever happen, but I keep having dreams and I was like that's it, I'm redesigning my entire bedroom to be nothing but space.”

Dakon Theron: “Jeez, are you like into Star Wars and Star Trek type stuff?”

Ludvig Eriksson: “Indeed I am. It's a wild thought I had, even redesigned my wrestling gear to have space all over it. I feel like when I wrestle, I'm a spaceship. Come on, even I have to have an idenity to stand out from other wrestlers like you, Kemal, Oskar and Federico do. How's the new home with Ginny going?”

Dakon Theron: “Just fine, but I keep thinking about that empty bedroom with nobody in it. I think we should give it to that Hungarian wrestler, he's near enough ready to join a new wrestling company. I would've said that French female wrestler, but it was designed for a man to sleep in.

There was heavy discussions, even with being on the phone to both Lord and Konrad Raab as of late, which they only discovered about Lord Raab being in a team with another wrestler in another company that they didn't have a clue about, but there was something on Ludvig's mind that he kept thinking about, a guy from Czech Republic that was wrestling in another company representing the other EFN team that could benefit the place.

Ludvig Eriksson: “Does Evzen Cech have anywhere to stay?”

Dakon Theron: “If I remember correctly, Konrad brought a place for him in Chicago and has his sheep farm. So that obviously wouldn't work, Lorenzo Ortiz has a place in Mexico and he owns a panda sanctuary, although he's gonna be like what Konrad does soon, but motorcycle racing form than car racing form so he's not a factor either. I say that Hungarian guy would be a perfect replacement.”

Ludvig Eriksson: “Zoltan Bokor? Yeah, he really was a tormentor on destroying a lot of people in the ring, like he was a fucking beast. Yeah he seems to be the logical choice here, seeing that Lord Raab really wants him in another company with him in that ICW place, even if he finds that place toxic.”

Which was saying something if even the lads thought the team was more toxic than them if it was under what Lord Raab said which can be right, there was a team that was taking over a company, but worse with a family member involved and Zoltan did need a place to stay when he starts wrestling in the company Lord Raab wrestles in.

Dakon Theron: “There you go, the bedroom is his. Obviously, I need to take my Norwegian flag down and could get him a Hungary flag to put up in the bedroom. Actually, I can go and do that now and it will make the room empty.”

Dakon goes into his old bedroom, taking his shoes off to grab the flag off from the wall to take back to his new place in Atlanta, Georgia he brought a month ago. It was a good thing Dakon did, wanting to move on with his new life with Ginny after telling Konrad about their relationship status, even if the wrestling world didn't even know about this.

Ludvig Eriksson: “At least the room will be used by that Hungarian guy and I think he should wrestle at Atlanta Wrestling Alliance. Not sure why Lord Raab hasn't put him in yet so we know what he's got, but that Finnish guy seems extremely ready for the challenge too.”

Dakon Theron: “I had a lot to do with that Finnish guy, Olavi Korhonen coming into the school you know. I discovered him during the Christmas break when he visited his girlfriend who lives in Norway when he came up to me and said he really wants to be a professional wrestler and comes from Finland. I said come to Cologne, Germany and see what you got. Even both Raab brothers were impressed by him.”

Ludvig Eriksson: “Leo Hoffmann, the guy from Luxembourg is a freaking champion bro in another company, so proud of him and his E-Sports competition idea was brilliant one. We communicated over on FIFA recently and said I should host E-Sports tournaments in my club. I was like damn, that's a brilliant idea. Also he mentioned he's in some new team in another company too, like Oskar.”

Dakon knew a lot about wrestlers in the school, but Leo being in another tag team was a mystery to him as he didn't know anything about that, he widened his eyes and Ludvig patted him on his shoulder.

Ludvig Eriksson: “Yeah, it's a new team so of course, you wouldn't know about it. Oskar only does because their styles of wrestling are a lot alike and train a lot together.”

Dakon Theron: “That Spanish wrestler Oskar discovered, Carlos Garcia has come a long way, still needs to work on a few things, but I like that whole ninja monster thing Lord Raab created for him. So we are promoting the school in a good way.”

Ludvig Eriksson: “Certainly, although Konrad isn't wrong when we do need to search for more European female talent that want to be wrestlers because we know they exist out there, but we do need that French female wrestler to join a wrestling company at some point so we can bring that side of things in.”

Dakon Theron: “For sure and these idiots in SCW think we do absolutely nothing for the wrestling business. All because we aren't about hogging the glory. Of course, we want the tag titles, but we get them when we can, especially when we go up against those tag wrestling posers who for some reason act like they are a great tag team.”

Ludvig because he was single, much like Oskar was had no comment to make, considering he actually liked them, but not when he was competing against them and he thought with his mind for his strip club business in the future.

Ludvig Eriksson: “While they are good wrestlers in my opinion anyway, they aren't better than us. Just lucky. But I like them because they'd be perfect people to go to my strip club and dance for single men out there. Hey, I'm only promoting my business.”

Dakon Theron: “Maybe save that after the match for that, we got to get these girls down to the mat and make sure that we become title contenders and take those belts from them so we can become SCW Hardcore Tag Champions. Making a difference to the tag team world that these unoriginal tag champions were who want nothing, but regular boring ass pinfall or submission tag matches.”

Ludvig Eriksson: “Also what Asher Hayes said is a ton of shit all because we aren't interested in the solos world title. Sorry, not interested in that shit. That's Kemal's, Federico's and Oskar's jobs for that. Asher seems to be brainwashed to be honest, telling everyone he has heart when really, he only came back to add more titles to his collection and his video proves that. I mean, Oskar covered him pretty well.”

Dakon Theron: “Please, even I can admit I'm nowhere near as good as a solos wrestler as Kemal, Federico and Oskar are. Like you lost to Selena Frost on purpose for the title shot you were given.”

Ludvig did which he admitted he was far from interested in the title shot he was given for a solos championship and he never understood why he even had something like that in his SCW career because it certainly was not his goal, but capturing the tag team titles certainly was and that was something that Dakon had to get on point.

Dakon Theron: “Anyway, we're focused on the tag titles and Asher can speak that bullshit all he wants, but he isn't here for wrestling for the right reasons. He's a glory hunter just like Selena Frost. We only here for the tag titles and that's what we're going to do is defeat Glimmer Sisters and be their title contenders for the tag belts.”

Ludvig Eriksson: “Along with working with Gavin who is a wonderful asset to us.”

Dakon Theron: “I agree. Anyway, I better get going as Ginny wants me to come home to discuss more about the future of me and her. I do think you need to settle down though. I know Oskar is trying to get someone in his life, but he hasn't found anyone yet.”

Ludvig Eriksson: “I'm not the settling down type. I want to be free and fuck any women I want without being restricted to one. I see you around man.”

It was all business really with the pair of them, although Dakon couldn't stop to overlook Ludvig's new passion for space stuff he suddenly got into, even his carpet and his bedsheets were covered with space stuff all over him, like he was a child all over again. Ludvig had always been a child of the team, while Dakon has been the more mature member of the team as he leaves his old apartment he used to live in while giving everything to Ludvig while Dakon lives his own life with Ginny to build a future together.

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Some tag champions these girls are youtube.com shoot. (On-Camera)

Dakon Theron: “You know something, I love the amount of bullshit that brainwashed Asher Hayes said about me and Ludvig last week, how we lack hearts because we aren't interested in capturing some bullshit SCW World Championship. The fact is we don't need SCW World Championships because SCW Hardcore Tag Team Championships are mine and Ludvig's world championships and ones we don't need to prove we can do the job on our own.”

Ludvig Eriksson: “We have more hearts than Asher Hayes can even put together, stupid idiot has only got the heart to add more titles to the collection. We don't want glory hunters here, especially ones who've held titles here before and have no business being here. If you want to do wrestling business a favour, go and train some new wrestler of the future instead if you still have the heart for it, you old broke ass fool.”

Dakon Theron: “Speaking of fools, The Glimmer Sisters are totally that. Because you see, these girls, I don't get it, I really don't get how they even become champions in the first place. Oh, we know why the second time around because Xander and Selena are completely fucking useless as a team and the only reason Selena wanted to face you girls is because of the titles. She can't survive a week without titles in her waist with her bullshit truth card when everything she says is bullshit.

Ludvig Eriksson: “Fact is I find you girls beautiful, full of bright shining light, but that's because I'm proudly a single man and I prefer to stay single as I don't want to commit to one girl just to not be able to cheat on them. Anyway the point is you girls have been rather quiet, quieter than usual. Is it because we're not like those broke ass tag team you fought to recapture the tag titles that have no heart for the belts?”

Dakon Theron: “All our hearts desire is capturing the tag team titles and that's all we want to do. We aren't interested in some stupid ass solos titles that every other tag team are chasing for. We are the only tag team in SCW that strictly going for the tag titles. We got three other members that fill those slots of being solos champions and only two of them actually want the top belts.”

Ludvig Eriksson: “Also all these merch sales we don't have, like seriously? If we were selling merch, we'd be shitty bad guys. We don't want people to buy our merch because we are shitty fucking people. No heel should want to make money from merch sales, that's stupid and makes zero sense.”

Dakon Theron: “We're a team that does things that hurt and destroy people, that make people hate us and not want their money. We do a good job then if nobody wants to pay EFN merch, we refuse to conform to bullshit modern wrestling world. Of course Glimmer Sisters would with their merch sales they'd promote, despite being bad girls themselves. We hurt and destroy wrestlers, not kiss babies and make money for fans, that's what good girls/guys are for. But there's something about you girls that makes you just like all the other tag teams around here.”

Ludvig Eriksson: “That you all proudly defend the tag titles like every other team here. You don't do anything different. You don't do like panties and pants/boxer short games or something to your taste matches. That's the difference when we become tag team champions. We will be hardcore and our matches will be nothing, but hardcore, death and cage matches.”

Dakon Theron: “Because our mentor, not Konrad, but another one of his twin brother inspired us to be that tag team champion of us having varied stipulations for the tag matches because this tag team division is broken with regular tag title matches bullshit. Like come on now, nobody wants to be out there and different like us.”

Ludvig Eriksson: “That's where our heart is in capturing the tag team titles and making them be all hardcore as well because we are creative and we won't be the stale ass champions that you Glimmer Sisters and certainly Xander and Selena made them. I mean Selena Frost is a stale boring ass wrestler anyway who does a shit job of telling truths when it comes across as a good girl to me when she should tell more lies.”

Dakon Theron: “But the point is Ludvig may not hate you girls, but I certainly do because I'm not showing up to your games. I want to take your asses down and Ludvig only says he hates you girls because you're his opponent. The match wouldn't be interesting if he didn't become an asshole to you girls and was nice to you girls with everything.”

Ludvig Eriksson: “Because the business I want to make with you girls leaves outside the ring, because in the ring is where wrestling business is and I won't hesitate to smash your heads in with weapons, I won't hesitate to do everything to injure you girls because that's the style of EFN for you.”

Dakon Theron: “You can be dumb to say we're not on level crap, but that's weak talk, that's for scared bitches who only want to wrestle top wrestlers. Too scared and bitches to face all kinds of levels of competition.

Ludvig Eriksson: “When we become tag champions, we'd be open to defend the title against literally all levels of wrestlers, because that's what true champions do, not posers like the last team we fought and most likely you girls too.”

Dakon Theron: “Come tomorrow night, we will prove why we're the number one tag team and the only one who will always consistently chase after the tag gold because that is our world championships that we promote tag team wrestling like no other team has. There's even another EFN team in the business too. That's how big we are and continue to be big and that's without being champions too. We will beat you girls down and then become tag title contenders and then win the titles to be Hardcore tag champions. That's all we want.”