02-29-2024, 10:56 PM
{The screen static jumps and we find ourselves looking at none other than the “Ronin” himself, Chris Dumont, the son of the man once known internationally as the “One Man Crime Spree” is leaning against a black car in the parking lot outside of the Yard House restaurant, his hands in the pockets of his black jeans and sporting the “Young Punks” shirt with a slight smirk on his face}
Chris: So after a semi short wait, the time for my actual wrestling debut here for Supreme Championship Wrestling has finally arrived and my debut is happening at Retribution where I'm tagging with the former Playgirls, now known as "Body, Heart, and Soul" in the forms of Colleen and Aisling against the SCW Television champion in Enigma and the boys Dakon and Ludvig, the European Fiery Nation in a six man.
Not going to lie, while I’m really looking forward to debuting for this company and the level of talent here and after watching how hard Davey has to fight the other wrestlers here and then helping him with shit on the last edition of Breakdown, I’m not gonna lie when I say that this is going to be one hell of a fucking ride…but you know, I got to tell the truth about something else before I get into the bulk of this promo, so if ya’ll will bear with me for just a moment.
You see, when I first heard that I was going to be teaming with the former Playgirls against Enigma and the EFN, I was kind of iffy…especially since me and the boys kept giving Davey-boy shit for his interest in the group, I mean everything that they did in that ring was disjointed and out of synch and that made me question things even more… or I did until I went to my father and asked him to see if I was missing something.
The Bastard Mastermind that he is, showed me that I did.
Oh and what he showed me proved to me that Davey was a great and magnificent bastard!!
You see, while all of my and the rest of the gang's teasing of our boy Davey aside, I stopped and then took my father’s advice and started to rewatch *EVERYTHING* that you have done, girls, and after watching how you girls have been handling yourselves...I can see what Davey has seen about you and why he's so keen on helping you three out because you three have got some truly potent talent at your combined disposals...but you've got your collective eyes wide shut, clinging to the edge of the pool, too afraid of drowning
At Retribution...I'm going to have to help you let go.
{Chris stops and pulls his hands out of his pockets, holding them up in a “hold on” kind of motion}
Chris: Now, I’m not going to coach the two of you, Colleen and Aisling, but I’m going to lead and show by example, push if I have to…but one way or another, maybe by having someone who’s studied under Serenity Scorpio and Jacob Striker as a student of the Queen’s Road Lucharesu…
…and no, I’m not talking about that fake ass, thrown together pile of happy horse shit that Ace Sky keeps promoting and harping on about that is his experimental and epic style that gives him a nonexistent advantage, but the legitimate pure full on Fury Road wrestling style that’s made epic careers for people like Stephanie Matsuda and Davey’s older brother Jacob, and while I still believe that Davey might have another reason for it on top of the other, I can freely see that there is something untapped in these girls…something that when it becomes untapped we’re going to see something truly epic, just you wait.
Now as for our opponents at the pay per view. I want to speak with the FEN first and ask, why are you working with this Enigma putz and not Konrad? And furthermore, why go after the girls?
Is it because they have a much better sense of fashion then the two of you…or is it because one of them is prettier than the both of you combined, boys?
I mean come on seriously here, throw me a freaking bone because I’m at a complete loss as to why the two of you are even in this match honestly.
{Chris’ smile then slowly disappears before he runs both of his hands through his hair as his expression becomes much more serious}
Chris: All joking aside boys, it really doesn’t matter what brings you into this match at the pay per view because when you boil things right down to it, I downright fucking refuse to let me first match here in SCW end with a loss to a couple of overbearing hacks like you, so you’ll pardon me if I just bypass the part where I’m supposed to give you both the partial credit that you could very well beat me and just move onto the the simple fact of that shit isn’t happening because I have spent too long and worked too hard to get to this position to allow two little hacks like you get in the way of my career in this sport getting off to an epic start.
What does matter is the simple fact that whatever this “unfinished business” that the two of you and little Ginny have with the girls is now kaput, done-so, over…and if you have a problem with me saying these things then you need to understand that it will all be out there on the table at the pay per view, and if you three are of the honest but false belief that my being there will hold them down, then you’d better shut that shit down because I’m a Dumont and that means being in these kinds of matches is a family speciality because my father made his bones in tag and multi tag matches.
I mean in his first match and debut *ANYWHERE*, he became one half of the very first Insane Wrestling Federation World Tag Team champions with his decades long tag partner and best friend, the man that I was in fact named for even!
So if anything, there’s nothing that you two in the EFN can do to slow nor stop me once I get going in that match, kiddos, so don’t even try to slow me down.
And that goes triple for you, Enigma.
You see our problem, more to the point Davey’s, was with SMP but the moment that you puffed up your chest to me, buddy boy, and all that did was show me that you want me to drop you like a bad habit right there in the middle of the ring at the pay per view and eventually tearing you down off of your pedestal to claim the SCW Television championship for my own….and yeah, I know that Davey already has designs for that title but I think fate has different designs for him, eh?
Now, before you start thumping your chest, Enigma, and telling me how much of a fool that I am for stepping up instead of being afraid of you or something corny like that…No, what I am Enigma is a confident son of a bitch who knows what he wants and knows *exactly* how to do things to get the job done and I know how to get the job done because I am a Dumont, and we’re not exactly known for leaving a job half-finished, oh and if you think that you’re hoodoo your voodoo shit will work on me, understand this-I grew up in the lockers rooms around the wrestling world, from Germany to Grand Rapids, from Japan to Jersey and back again, and I’ve meet people who could pump out a whole funk ton of darkness a lot worse than you, we’re talking straight up King in Yellow shit…and then there’s you, Enigma.
I mean seriously, I caught what I assumed was your promo…and got really confused with what you were trying to say with it. I mean I get that you are wanting to have Dakon and Theron do all of the work so that you can take all of the credit and all that shit, but remember, Enigma, you threatened me to stay out of your shit….well, I guess it won’t be very hard for you to forget when my right fist is smashing into that bit of tire fire that you call a face, right?
So again for the record, you can puff out your chest and try to be all hoodoo you voodoo as much as you want, Enigma, but I’ve seen you wrestle and while you might have some okay moments in the ring, the moment that you puffed up your chest at me was the moment that the sands of time have started to run out on your time as this company’s television champion because everybody, no matter who the hell you are, is always one step away from being called a code zero…and that goes especially for you.
So stop trying to be cryptic, I’m being plain and simple with you Enigma because if you want to go that cryptic route with me then you need to understand that I get enough of that from playing Persona 5 on the Playstation Five!
{Chris then pushes off of his car, a small smile starting to cross his face}
Chris: And that’s pretty much all I want to say for now because I’m pretty sure that my partners for this match are going to give much more bloody creative thoughts on the Fire Nation boys, and just like Davey-boy, I’ve got my faith in them.
Looking forward to facing off with all in the ring, catch you cats later.
{Chris then walks away as the screen static jumps to black}
Chris: So after a semi short wait, the time for my actual wrestling debut here for Supreme Championship Wrestling has finally arrived and my debut is happening at Retribution where I'm tagging with the former Playgirls, now known as "Body, Heart, and Soul" in the forms of Colleen and Aisling against the SCW Television champion in Enigma and the boys Dakon and Ludvig, the European Fiery Nation in a six man.
Not going to lie, while I’m really looking forward to debuting for this company and the level of talent here and after watching how hard Davey has to fight the other wrestlers here and then helping him with shit on the last edition of Breakdown, I’m not gonna lie when I say that this is going to be one hell of a fucking ride…but you know, I got to tell the truth about something else before I get into the bulk of this promo, so if ya’ll will bear with me for just a moment.
You see, when I first heard that I was going to be teaming with the former Playgirls against Enigma and the EFN, I was kind of iffy…especially since me and the boys kept giving Davey-boy shit for his interest in the group, I mean everything that they did in that ring was disjointed and out of synch and that made me question things even more… or I did until I went to my father and asked him to see if I was missing something.
The Bastard Mastermind that he is, showed me that I did.
Oh and what he showed me proved to me that Davey was a great and magnificent bastard!!
You see, while all of my and the rest of the gang's teasing of our boy Davey aside, I stopped and then took my father’s advice and started to rewatch *EVERYTHING* that you have done, girls, and after watching how you girls have been handling yourselves...I can see what Davey has seen about you and why he's so keen on helping you three out because you three have got some truly potent talent at your combined disposals...but you've got your collective eyes wide shut, clinging to the edge of the pool, too afraid of drowning
At Retribution...I'm going to have to help you let go.
{Chris stops and pulls his hands out of his pockets, holding them up in a “hold on” kind of motion}
Chris: Now, I’m not going to coach the two of you, Colleen and Aisling, but I’m going to lead and show by example, push if I have to…but one way or another, maybe by having someone who’s studied under Serenity Scorpio and Jacob Striker as a student of the Queen’s Road Lucharesu…
…and no, I’m not talking about that fake ass, thrown together pile of happy horse shit that Ace Sky keeps promoting and harping on about that is his experimental and epic style that gives him a nonexistent advantage, but the legitimate pure full on Fury Road wrestling style that’s made epic careers for people like Stephanie Matsuda and Davey’s older brother Jacob, and while I still believe that Davey might have another reason for it on top of the other, I can freely see that there is something untapped in these girls…something that when it becomes untapped we’re going to see something truly epic, just you wait.
Now as for our opponents at the pay per view. I want to speak with the FEN first and ask, why are you working with this Enigma putz and not Konrad? And furthermore, why go after the girls?
Is it because they have a much better sense of fashion then the two of you…or is it because one of them is prettier than the both of you combined, boys?
I mean come on seriously here, throw me a freaking bone because I’m at a complete loss as to why the two of you are even in this match honestly.
{Chris’ smile then slowly disappears before he runs both of his hands through his hair as his expression becomes much more serious}
Chris: All joking aside boys, it really doesn’t matter what brings you into this match at the pay per view because when you boil things right down to it, I downright fucking refuse to let me first match here in SCW end with a loss to a couple of overbearing hacks like you, so you’ll pardon me if I just bypass the part where I’m supposed to give you both the partial credit that you could very well beat me and just move onto the the simple fact of that shit isn’t happening because I have spent too long and worked too hard to get to this position to allow two little hacks like you get in the way of my career in this sport getting off to an epic start.
What does matter is the simple fact that whatever this “unfinished business” that the two of you and little Ginny have with the girls is now kaput, done-so, over…and if you have a problem with me saying these things then you need to understand that it will all be out there on the table at the pay per view, and if you three are of the honest but false belief that my being there will hold them down, then you’d better shut that shit down because I’m a Dumont and that means being in these kinds of matches is a family speciality because my father made his bones in tag and multi tag matches.
I mean in his first match and debut *ANYWHERE*, he became one half of the very first Insane Wrestling Federation World Tag Team champions with his decades long tag partner and best friend, the man that I was in fact named for even!
So if anything, there’s nothing that you two in the EFN can do to slow nor stop me once I get going in that match, kiddos, so don’t even try to slow me down.
And that goes triple for you, Enigma.
You see our problem, more to the point Davey’s, was with SMP but the moment that you puffed up your chest to me, buddy boy, and all that did was show me that you want me to drop you like a bad habit right there in the middle of the ring at the pay per view and eventually tearing you down off of your pedestal to claim the SCW Television championship for my own….and yeah, I know that Davey already has designs for that title but I think fate has different designs for him, eh?
Now, before you start thumping your chest, Enigma, and telling me how much of a fool that I am for stepping up instead of being afraid of you or something corny like that…No, what I am Enigma is a confident son of a bitch who knows what he wants and knows *exactly* how to do things to get the job done and I know how to get the job done because I am a Dumont, and we’re not exactly known for leaving a job half-finished, oh and if you think that you’re hoodoo your voodoo shit will work on me, understand this-I grew up in the lockers rooms around the wrestling world, from Germany to Grand Rapids, from Japan to Jersey and back again, and I’ve meet people who could pump out a whole funk ton of darkness a lot worse than you, we’re talking straight up King in Yellow shit…and then there’s you, Enigma.
I mean seriously, I caught what I assumed was your promo…and got really confused with what you were trying to say with it. I mean I get that you are wanting to have Dakon and Theron do all of the work so that you can take all of the credit and all that shit, but remember, Enigma, you threatened me to stay out of your shit….well, I guess it won’t be very hard for you to forget when my right fist is smashing into that bit of tire fire that you call a face, right?
So again for the record, you can puff out your chest and try to be all hoodoo you voodoo as much as you want, Enigma, but I’ve seen you wrestle and while you might have some okay moments in the ring, the moment that you puffed up your chest at me was the moment that the sands of time have started to run out on your time as this company’s television champion because everybody, no matter who the hell you are, is always one step away from being called a code zero…and that goes especially for you.
So stop trying to be cryptic, I’m being plain and simple with you Enigma because if you want to go that cryptic route with me then you need to understand that I get enough of that from playing Persona 5 on the Playstation Five!
{Chris then pushes off of his car, a small smile starting to cross his face}
Chris: And that’s pretty much all I want to say for now because I’m pretty sure that my partners for this match are going to give much more bloody creative thoughts on the Fire Nation boys, and just like Davey-boy, I’ve got my faith in them.
Looking forward to facing off with all in the ring, catch you cats later.
{Chris then walks away as the screen static jumps to black}