How do you parents of humans do it?!

[Huddie]

I was paranoid the majority of the time with my first son. He wasn't crying or moving when he was first born, but luckily the doctors got him to cry and move. Even with my second, I can still be paranoid. But with my first, I realized that my kids were going to get sick. They were going to get hurt. They're going to be little shits from time to time. That paranoia never really goes away, but I've learned that things are going to happen no matter what I do, or how much I try to control the situation. Now, yes. There are things I can control, and that can probably get annoying to my kids because I'm overprotective as fuck, but so be it. Some situations call for it.

All in all, I've just learned to adapt.