05-21-2024, 11:47 PM
(This post was last modified: 05-22-2024, 09:49 AM by PhantomTroupe.
Edit Reason: Promo needed some minor cleaning up to make it look neater.
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{The screen statics a few times before finally jumping into a shot of The "Mephistopheles of Cameron North Carolina" himself, David "Bam Bam" Striker, standing high atop the Basilique Notre-Dame de Montréal, looking out into the historic Old Montreal district itself as he is dressed in a very respectable charcoal gray suit and as always, the towering form of Irvine can be seen off to one side, also dressed in a suit}
David: Bonjour et bienvenue de Montréal, mes collègues SCW! Especially to you, Kirsten Scott. You must forgive my lateness in our little tet on tet or more to the point, war of words, because I was actually attending to some very respectful duties here in Montreal in that two of my friends were getting married and I had the most dubious honor of giving away the bride.
I know, *ME*...giving away the bride of all people right?
And as I fought to figure out how to start this promo once it was handed down to me from the powers on high that I was going to face you in the lead up show before our next pay per view and all of the extreme mayhem that I've got going there...I will freely admit that I was at a loss for words until it struck me that my giving away Korra was the best way to showcase how to start my half of our little vocal conflict, Miss Scott.
You see, I have been in one unique situation after another since I have arrived here in Supreme Championship Wrestling. And while I might have had the most incredible losses, I simply do not care about them because I am more focused on the exhilaration of being apart of such situations, time and time again facing off against some of the greatest wrestlers that this company has to offer, being apart of some of the most gruesome matches that honestly every other company out there would be hesitant to put me in because of how young I am in my career.
I am both an honor and humbled that the powers that be here in SCW have had such a STRENGTH of *FAITH* in a man like me to further his aspects and avenges in this sport that I'm feeling like I have to triple my efforts and raise my own personal bar even *HIGHER* in order to meet, let alone MATCH such a faith!!
But then we come to you...and you saying that you're "pissed" at me because people have been screwing you?
{David looks over at Irvine and gives him a "WTFO?!" look but Irvine simply shrugs in return at his boss before David looks back to the camera}
David: Lemme run this down for you. While I respect the respect and all that jazz, I get that this isn't a tag match and that my buddy, pal, friend, minion in training there Irvine is simply there to watch my back because of all of the bullshit that's been following me and my krew these past few weeks and that he's a non-factor in our match...whatever is pissing you off should not be a factor in our match because if you decide to take out how pissed off you are on *ME* during our first ever encounter, then I want you to fully expect that the moment that line has been crossed...the you'll see what happens when you've flipped my switch, the integrity's been dissed, and you quickly find yourself one Equivalent Exchange from having your fortunes vastly and I do mean *VASTLY* changed for the worse!!
And yes, while I have been helping my friends with their nuptials, I've also been preparing for you in this match and as for me "leaving my comfort zone", maybe you need to get off your little pissed horse there, Kirsten, and take a look at what the *fuck* my so called "comfort zone" is exactly because it seems that you have an incredibly narrow view of who you're going to be dealing with on Breakdown this week, and I pray that just like Kevin Hunter, Crystal, and Dark Fantasy you come to understand and bloody realize that I have a very broad, expansive, and *bloody* "comfort zone" which I enjoy to no end.
You see, win or lose, ever since I've joined this company I have proven my worth time and time again by being adaptable to whatever the kind of match that I'm thrown into.
In professional wrestling terminology that's being called the "Full or Complete Package"...or even a "Good Hand" in case you needed a lesson in the vernacular of our industry.
Not bad for someone being "Green", eh?
{David stops talking for a moment and runs his hands through his short blonde hair for a moment as his face shifts between focused to furious and back within an instant before he gets a rather wicked smile on his face as he jabs a finger at the camera}
David: As for your little tirade about being "The One", I have heard this whole spiel about how you're going to make it more painful, more aggressive, and more violent than before but it was said with much more *PASSION* and *FURY* and most importantly *BELIEVABILITY* from Kimberly Williams and you talk about "violence" like it's something to be handed out like fucking candy on All Hallow's?!
Kirsten...THIS IS MY BRUTALITY!!
I don't care if you're out for blood and I just happen to be the next bloke in the circuit for you to face, because right now when I think about it, I understand just how fucking narrow your view of me is if you honestly believe that for two seconds I'm going to...and in your own fucking words at that...I'm going to see that person who came into SCW, and repeatedly hurt people, repeatedly accepted losses after the fact, repeatedly made people BEG for mercy, all because you are in the wrong place at the wrong time
Obviously you did not see the last pay per view. You obviously were so wrapped up in your own inner bullshit concerning your fragileness that you didn't see the levels of my brutality that was on display in the Long Hard Road out of Hell match and while I did not win, because you *DON'T* win that match but you only *SURVIVE* it, I did my fair share of things that one does not nor should not do to another person and I did so constantly to our Underground champion and yet she still survived because she's a born Survivor.
What are you, Kirsten, other than some whiny little bitch who is more focused on how badly she's being screwed out of this or that?
Oh, and let's not forget that you want to make a "Statement" to management because things have not gone your way and because of it, I need to pray because you're going to make me "beg" or some shit like that?
I want you to pay very close attention and listen to me closely, Kirsten, because I'm only going to say this one time and one time only and that is the only fucking person that's going to be doing any kind of begging at Breakdown is going to be *you*.
Because once that bell tolls and the match begins, I'm going to deliver upon you a level of brutality that you're going to wish that you were in Kimberly's place outside of this fucking match because while you are saying that you're not "going to be holding back" this and "no mercy" that...I am simply going to be giving you the beating of your damn career.
And do you want to know why?
Because you're being a right fucking whiny little bitch.
You've already shown me that you're planning on going into business for yourself with your very words and that means that all this talk of "respect" that you started your promo with isn't worth all the gold in Fort Knox, but unlike you...I'm going to give you an advance from the Bank of Reality in form of some cold, hard truth that I'm going to smash you in the face with until you're the one laying bloody and out cold on the floor below.
I'm nobodies' "Carte Blanche".
Especially not yours, Kirsten.
And not even in the Darkest of Timelines, is there a chance in Hell, Hades, or one of the thousands of the Chinese Buddhist Hells that you get to make me your “statement”...well maybe if your “statement” is nothing more than “I’m a selfish little bitch whose unwilling to actually go out and hunt down the bitch causing me shit!”....
{David then slowly shakes his head in disgust as he turns to face Irvine for a moment}
David: You see, Irvine. It’s just like that bullshit with Jason Long and Reginald Dampshaw back in Project Honor or here in SCW with Kevin Hunter and Twisted Sadistic, isn’t?
Irvine: It is, Davey, and it’s kind of sad too man.
{David then turns back to face the camera, his dark look still on his face as he once again motions at the camera}
David: You see Kirsten, you’d rather pitch a fit and fucking moan about how Selena is getting away with stuff rather than put on your big girl pants and go fucking take care of it yourself, but instead you’d rather throw a fit and your nonexistant weight around, all the while screaming about how much you wanna be a martyr.
But it’s okay, Kirsten, because I’m here to tell you that feeling that you have right now about how everything seems to be making you feel like you’re choking? That’s not the anger that you’re feeling at Deanna because she’s getting away with anything, no…that choking feeling, Kirsten, is that of my boot already on your throat, putting an end to your misery and your tantrum because when everything is going to be said and done this week at Breakdown, the only thing that you’re going to be doing is you’re going to be doing is you’re going to be showing everyone here in SCW is that when the odds are in your favor or not, you’re going to be the ultimate artist;
The ultimate *CHOKE* artist that is.
You see, yes you have been here longer and had quite the career with quite the career as well, but when the ultimate chance is given to you…you’re going to fall down and choke, you’re going to fall down and choke on nothing but your own failure because for all of your boasting, all of your arrogance, all of your self imposed *FURY*, you’re going to fail and fail *hard* because you lack the heart that’s needed to do what’s needed to get the job done, where in every other way, I do have and at Breakdown, I’m going to personally show you what it means to truly embrace that darkness that lays deep down, in those darkest corners of your soul just like Irvine here can, just like I do each and every time that I’ve stepped into the ring for an Underground match…
And I know that you’re going to say that you’re capable of doing “just that” against me…but you can’t be you have nothing left inside of you, except for that stagnant pool where you draw nothing but your empty threats and equally as empty bravado from as well because while you might say that you’re related to “Taxes”, the truth of the matter is not only are you going to show the entire world is just how badly you are going to choke and I’m going to help show you.
So I hope that you’re ready for everybody to see you for what you truly are and there is not a damned thing that you can do to stop it.
{David then slowly lowers his hand and gives the camera one last dark chuckle}
David: So, go ahead. Make all of the cute little comments that you wish, boast about how you’re going to do this and that to me, because in the end…you’re just another victim.
And there will not be a singular thing to do to stop it from happening, not even some ill fated belief in an extremely inane little catch phrase like the one that you're so apt to shout at the end of your promos.
But, that doesn't mean that I don't respect you for what you've done...even though you've clearly shown me that you have no concept of actual respect what I've done night in and night out for the sake of the *ART* of professional wrestling.
See you at Breakdown.
{The screen then static jumps back to black as David starts to whistle a very familiar…and sinister tune as he turns away from the camera as it statics away}
David: Bonjour et bienvenue de Montréal, mes collègues SCW! Especially to you, Kirsten Scott. You must forgive my lateness in our little tet on tet or more to the point, war of words, because I was actually attending to some very respectful duties here in Montreal in that two of my friends were getting married and I had the most dubious honor of giving away the bride.
I know, *ME*...giving away the bride of all people right?
And as I fought to figure out how to start this promo once it was handed down to me from the powers on high that I was going to face you in the lead up show before our next pay per view and all of the extreme mayhem that I've got going there...I will freely admit that I was at a loss for words until it struck me that my giving away Korra was the best way to showcase how to start my half of our little vocal conflict, Miss Scott.
You see, I have been in one unique situation after another since I have arrived here in Supreme Championship Wrestling. And while I might have had the most incredible losses, I simply do not care about them because I am more focused on the exhilaration of being apart of such situations, time and time again facing off against some of the greatest wrestlers that this company has to offer, being apart of some of the most gruesome matches that honestly every other company out there would be hesitant to put me in because of how young I am in my career.
I am both an honor and humbled that the powers that be here in SCW have had such a STRENGTH of *FAITH* in a man like me to further his aspects and avenges in this sport that I'm feeling like I have to triple my efforts and raise my own personal bar even *HIGHER* in order to meet, let alone MATCH such a faith!!
But then we come to you...and you saying that you're "pissed" at me because people have been screwing you?
{David looks over at Irvine and gives him a "WTFO?!" look but Irvine simply shrugs in return at his boss before David looks back to the camera}
David: Lemme run this down for you. While I respect the respect and all that jazz, I get that this isn't a tag match and that my buddy, pal, friend, minion in training there Irvine is simply there to watch my back because of all of the bullshit that's been following me and my krew these past few weeks and that he's a non-factor in our match...whatever is pissing you off should not be a factor in our match because if you decide to take out how pissed off you are on *ME* during our first ever encounter, then I want you to fully expect that the moment that line has been crossed...the you'll see what happens when you've flipped my switch, the integrity's been dissed, and you quickly find yourself one Equivalent Exchange from having your fortunes vastly and I do mean *VASTLY* changed for the worse!!
And yes, while I have been helping my friends with their nuptials, I've also been preparing for you in this match and as for me "leaving my comfort zone", maybe you need to get off your little pissed horse there, Kirsten, and take a look at what the *fuck* my so called "comfort zone" is exactly because it seems that you have an incredibly narrow view of who you're going to be dealing with on Breakdown this week, and I pray that just like Kevin Hunter, Crystal, and Dark Fantasy you come to understand and bloody realize that I have a very broad, expansive, and *bloody* "comfort zone" which I enjoy to no end.
You see, win or lose, ever since I've joined this company I have proven my worth time and time again by being adaptable to whatever the kind of match that I'm thrown into.
In professional wrestling terminology that's being called the "Full or Complete Package"...or even a "Good Hand" in case you needed a lesson in the vernacular of our industry.
Not bad for someone being "Green", eh?
{David stops talking for a moment and runs his hands through his short blonde hair for a moment as his face shifts between focused to furious and back within an instant before he gets a rather wicked smile on his face as he jabs a finger at the camera}
David: As for your little tirade about being "The One", I have heard this whole spiel about how you're going to make it more painful, more aggressive, and more violent than before but it was said with much more *PASSION* and *FURY* and most importantly *BELIEVABILITY* from Kimberly Williams and you talk about "violence" like it's something to be handed out like fucking candy on All Hallow's?!
Kirsten...THIS IS MY BRUTALITY!!
I don't care if you're out for blood and I just happen to be the next bloke in the circuit for you to face, because right now when I think about it, I understand just how fucking narrow your view of me is if you honestly believe that for two seconds I'm going to...and in your own fucking words at that...I'm going to see that person who came into SCW, and repeatedly hurt people, repeatedly accepted losses after the fact, repeatedly made people BEG for mercy, all because you are in the wrong place at the wrong time
Obviously you did not see the last pay per view. You obviously were so wrapped up in your own inner bullshit concerning your fragileness that you didn't see the levels of my brutality that was on display in the Long Hard Road out of Hell match and while I did not win, because you *DON'T* win that match but you only *SURVIVE* it, I did my fair share of things that one does not nor should not do to another person and I did so constantly to our Underground champion and yet she still survived because she's a born Survivor.
What are you, Kirsten, other than some whiny little bitch who is more focused on how badly she's being screwed out of this or that?
Oh, and let's not forget that you want to make a "Statement" to management because things have not gone your way and because of it, I need to pray because you're going to make me "beg" or some shit like that?
I want you to pay very close attention and listen to me closely, Kirsten, because I'm only going to say this one time and one time only and that is the only fucking person that's going to be doing any kind of begging at Breakdown is going to be *you*.
Because once that bell tolls and the match begins, I'm going to deliver upon you a level of brutality that you're going to wish that you were in Kimberly's place outside of this fucking match because while you are saying that you're not "going to be holding back" this and "no mercy" that...I am simply going to be giving you the beating of your damn career.
And do you want to know why?
Because you're being a right fucking whiny little bitch.
You've already shown me that you're planning on going into business for yourself with your very words and that means that all this talk of "respect" that you started your promo with isn't worth all the gold in Fort Knox, but unlike you...I'm going to give you an advance from the Bank of Reality in form of some cold, hard truth that I'm going to smash you in the face with until you're the one laying bloody and out cold on the floor below.
I'm nobodies' "Carte Blanche".
Especially not yours, Kirsten.
And not even in the Darkest of Timelines, is there a chance in Hell, Hades, or one of the thousands of the Chinese Buddhist Hells that you get to make me your “statement”...well maybe if your “statement” is nothing more than “I’m a selfish little bitch whose unwilling to actually go out and hunt down the bitch causing me shit!”....
{David then slowly shakes his head in disgust as he turns to face Irvine for a moment}
David: You see, Irvine. It’s just like that bullshit with Jason Long and Reginald Dampshaw back in Project Honor or here in SCW with Kevin Hunter and Twisted Sadistic, isn’t?
Irvine: It is, Davey, and it’s kind of sad too man.
{David then turns back to face the camera, his dark look still on his face as he once again motions at the camera}
David: You see Kirsten, you’d rather pitch a fit and fucking moan about how Selena is getting away with stuff rather than put on your big girl pants and go fucking take care of it yourself, but instead you’d rather throw a fit and your nonexistant weight around, all the while screaming about how much you wanna be a martyr.
But it’s okay, Kirsten, because I’m here to tell you that feeling that you have right now about how everything seems to be making you feel like you’re choking? That’s not the anger that you’re feeling at Deanna because she’s getting away with anything, no…that choking feeling, Kirsten, is that of my boot already on your throat, putting an end to your misery and your tantrum because when everything is going to be said and done this week at Breakdown, the only thing that you’re going to be doing is you’re going to be doing is you’re going to be showing everyone here in SCW is that when the odds are in your favor or not, you’re going to be the ultimate artist;
The ultimate *CHOKE* artist that is.
You see, yes you have been here longer and had quite the career with quite the career as well, but when the ultimate chance is given to you…you’re going to fall down and choke, you’re going to fall down and choke on nothing but your own failure because for all of your boasting, all of your arrogance, all of your self imposed *FURY*, you’re going to fail and fail *hard* because you lack the heart that’s needed to do what’s needed to get the job done, where in every other way, I do have and at Breakdown, I’m going to personally show you what it means to truly embrace that darkness that lays deep down, in those darkest corners of your soul just like Irvine here can, just like I do each and every time that I’ve stepped into the ring for an Underground match…
And I know that you’re going to say that you’re capable of doing “just that” against me…but you can’t be you have nothing left inside of you, except for that stagnant pool where you draw nothing but your empty threats and equally as empty bravado from as well because while you might say that you’re related to “Taxes”, the truth of the matter is not only are you going to show the entire world is just how badly you are going to choke and I’m going to help show you.
So I hope that you’re ready for everybody to see you for what you truly are and there is not a damned thing that you can do to stop it.
{David then slowly lowers his hand and gives the camera one last dark chuckle}
David: So, go ahead. Make all of the cute little comments that you wish, boast about how you’re going to do this and that to me, because in the end…you’re just another victim.
And there will not be a singular thing to do to stop it from happening, not even some ill fated belief in an extremely inane little catch phrase like the one that you're so apt to shout at the end of your promos.
But, that doesn't mean that I don't respect you for what you've done...even though you've clearly shown me that you have no concept of actual respect what I've done night in and night out for the sake of the *ART* of professional wrestling.
See you at Breakdown.
{The screen then static jumps back to black as David starts to whistle a very familiar…and sinister tune as he turns away from the camera as it statics away}