Bree Lancaster vs. Crystal Zdunich

[HardyGirl]

Toronto…. a city I have a love-hate relationship with, for several reasons. But this week… for this Breakdown, on the anniversary of the greatest day the world has ever known…

My birthday!

I am bringing this illustrious city the most prestigious, premiere gift any city or group of fans could fathom.

That’s right, Toronto. On July the ninth, in the Year of our Lord twenty-twenty six, the very day yours truly turns… well, another year…. I will make my long-awaited and in-demand return to the ring!

Now, some might say you should be thanking SCW for this highly valuable gift. And yes… I admit the company played a role. They chose this city, for instance. Is it a city I would have chosen for my grand return?

Hahahaha…. No. Of course not, don’t be ridiculous.

So yes, Toronto residents and anyone willing to travel to Breakdown can give credit to SCW for that.

Now others… they might say you should be thanking Mr. Frank Delatosso for the privilege of seeing this monumental event. Again, I will give Frankie partial credit… more so than whoever made the schedule. Because this man was smart enough, savvy enough, calculating enough… to make the single most important phone call he’s ever made. Listen, he’s got a lot of great talent backing him and his vision up. But this group, the New Order…. Needed that one star, that one premier asset… to pull the entire thing together and give it some real weight. So… he called me. So yes, go ahead and thank Frankie if you must. That’s Mr. Delatosso to you.

But, if you’ve been paying attention you will note that the common thread here is not some calendar person or SCW or Frankie.

It’s Bree Lancaster.

So this Thursday night, you get the gift of class, from the birthday girl herself... the Classet.

You're welcome.