Helms / Powers / Kali versus YUYO / Street / Cannon

[Magical Cosmic Princess YUYO]

“Ladies and gentlemen, this is rare footage of the wild YUYOSHI in his natural environment,” Yumi spoke a loud whisper. She had gone full out in a safari outfit for Halloween. Beige vest over the top of a white long-sleeved shirt. Brown leather boots that went up to her bony knees. Pair of long gloves that matched the boot, which almost reached her elbow. Yumi also bore one of those strange conical hats, which shared the same as the tip of Meokazawa’s not so feline dick.

She crept around the corner of the doorway. A cheap camcorder in hand. Meowkazawa attempted to convince Yumi not to waste her hard-earned winnings on such devices; after all, her smartphone better served for recording in this day of age but Yumi refused to listen to reason. What else is new? She wanted the authentic experience. In her mind, she had decided to take a vacation by filming a wildlife documentary. The idea came after she became obsessed with the Animal Planet and Discovery channel over the weekend.

Beezlebubble, too much of Meowkazawa’s disdain, is in his usual spot. His arms tossed back. The fat of his nascent beer belly pulsating with every breathes as he purred, more catlike than any snake Meowkazawa ever heard. Chocolate smeared all over his mask, around his mouth, in such a way you imagine a toddler after his first sugar crash post Halloween. However, it wasn’t Halloween. In fact, Meowkazawa did Yumi a favor by picking up candy for trick and treaters… since she wanted to experience the holiday in all its fructose glory and instead, she and her pet YUYOSHI devoured the sweets within a few hours… a good night before said children will show up. Yumi then insisted on getting into her costume.

“You can see the remains of the poor, tiny creatures that this magnificent beast has devoured. Praise YUYO as she is the only soul brave enough to wander into this dangerous monster’s lair… to provide you, the world, a glimpse at nature in all its greatness!” Yumi continued to narrate as she waved her arm at the mountain of the silvery candy wrappers. She inched forward but suddenly, she came to a dead stop. She reached down and lifted a bright orange wrapper.

“BEEZLEBUBBLE!” Yumi roared, in more of a high pitched mouse’s squeak than a guttural sound you expect from a bull. She dropped the camera to the floor without any mind. She leaped straight up into the air and came crashing down onto Beezlebubble’s bloated gut! He inhaled sharply like a man that just was resituated with a full voltage shock. “Bad YUYOSHI! Bad! Bad! Bad!”

Despite outweighing Yumi by at least one hundred and fifty pounds, the so-called dinosaur whined, recoiled from the slaps of his so-called mistress. He covered up, almost curling up into a ball. He never spoke around Yumi…. A fact that bothered Meowkazawa to no hand. This play was getting out of the end and now Meowkazawa had to wonder if this violence would fall underneath animal abuse or domestic abuse. Either way, this could derail Yumi’s career.

“Those were YUYO’s magical treats! YUYO said you can eat annnnnnything but the holy chocolately peanutbutter medallions of lore, bestowed upon me by the high angels themselves! How dare you taste the divine ambrosia designated for the defender of humanity! Do you not have any shame, BEEZLEBUBBLE!” Yumi continued to scream. The open palm slaps continued to come down onto the bare, hairy chest of Beezlebubble… aren’t lizardpeople supposed to have scales? Meowkazawa heard of an expert on these people in SCW. He has debated bringing this Giovanni in to put an end to this man’s charade. He was charlatan!

Charlatan or not… if this footage was leaked, his client’s career would be over. Everyone has fallen in love with Yumi, for some reason or another. Meowkazawa guessed she was cute in her own way, even now. He reached down and lifted the camcorder up into his hands. He pulls out the tape.

“Meokazawa… what are you doing? Don’t destroy that!”

“I need to, Yumi. I need to protect you from yourself. One day, you’ll understand!” Meokazawa ripped open the tiny cassette tape and destroyed the video evidence.

Yumi had since stopped striking her YUYOSHI and dives towards the wreckage of the video. She clutched it. “Why? YUYO trusted you.”

“You’re assaulting your pet dinosaur.”

“YUYO was disciplining him!”

“That what they all say. No one buys that. So what? He ate your Reeses Peanut Butter cups. You can get more. People won’t understand that he’s a bum, who doesn’t lift a finger around here or earn any sort of your charity… all they will see if their beloved YUYO engaging in animal abuse!” Meowkazawa explained. Yumi gathered herself on the floor. Candy wrappers now struck to her boy as she nodded. Did she actually understand? Moewkazwa for a moment through a breakthrough had occurred. He blinked, wondering if this sign of maturity was really real, not just make-believe as everything else with this girl.

“So… you’re telling YUYO…”

“That I saved you from ruin.”

“So YUYO shouldn’t post this kind of on Youtube?” Yumi tilted her head as if she’s given this great thought. Meokazawa felt panic course through veins.

“No. Definitely not!” He blurted. He really did dodge a bullet. To think, she would have handed the evidence to the world!

“Then how will YUYO conquer the internet? YUYO read the other day that wrestlers now become popular because of social media and youtube videos. And YUYO really needs everyone’s support. After all, their love is what gives YUYO her magical powers… that and the Holy Light… and the powers that be! But most importantly, their spirit is what gives YUYO spirit and that spirit gives YUYO her most prized possession, the Spirit Championship!” Yumi actually seemed concerned. Pride swelled up in Meowkazawa’s heart. Yumi actually thought about marketing? She had grown up, maybe a tiny bit, but any bit counted.

He laid a consoling hand on Yumi. “Look kid. All you need to do… is just wrestle.”

“Just wrestle…” Yumi repeated, letting the words trial. She nodded, popping up to her feet. “Just wrestle!”