Adams vs. Britt Lohan vs. Kandis vs. Autumn Valentine vs. Williams vs. Selena Frost

[The Matt]

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March 7th, 2022
Boston, Massachusetts
Off Camera
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Disaster tends to open up your eyes, it tends to force you to wake up and recognize what is really important in life. For Kimberly Williams, that disaster took the form of her twin sister, Marie Jones, and her home burning down to the ground a little over one week ago. Marie is very special to Kim, and not just simply because they are identical twins. Marie is the only member of their family who had faith enough in Kimberly to reach out a helping hand, to give Kimberly the assistance she needed. The rest of the family had given up all hope on Williams. Marie had always believed that Kimberly was redeemable. Marie believed that there was good in Kim, that she could be a contributing member not only to the family but to society. This is why Marie is and always will be Kimberly’s favorite member of her family. You really shouldn’t play favorites when it comes to family but Kim does. She can’t help it. She just cannot forget what Marie did for her and as a result she will always be fiercely loyal to her identical twin sister.

Therefore one can understand why The Woman Scorned would be in such distress, especially when she and Marie were assaulted in Nashville by a mystery woman. Kim wasn’t exactly concerned for her own safety, she was concerned for Marie’s. Then one week ago, when Marie’s home caught fire and burned to the ground, Kim’s fears came to the light yet again. Police suspected arson and if it was arson, then Kim already knows her prime suspect is the same woman who had been stalking them, the same woman who assaulted them in Nashville.

Kimberly knows little about the woman right now. During the initial assault in Nashville the woman shouted about wanting revenge against the twins. Kim can only guess this mention of “revenge” somehow ties into their family…not their mother’s family, the Jones family, but instead their father’s family. The Williams side of Kim and Marie’s family has a dark stain of murder upon its name and reputation. Their uncle Douglas Williams was tried and convicted of a series of murders of young teenage girls and Kim has reason to believe that their father, Sean Williams, may have been involved in those murders himself. It makes perfect sense to Kim that this woman is related to one of the victims in some way, and this is what she means by revenge.

The Woman Scorned is thinking about this and more this morning in Boston as she and Marie, along with Marie’s son, approach another familiar home, the home of their half-sister, the Polish-American known as Jessica Lasiewicz. Their half-sister has agreed to let Marie stay with her until she can get a new place. Marie isn’t exactly looking forward to this new set up but she doesn’t have much of a choice. Kim and Marie are always on the road traveling with Supreme Championship Wrestling. In fact, in a few days they will be traveling to Kansas City for Retribution where Kimberly will be challenging for the SCW World Championship. Now staying in a hotel at whatever city they are at week in and week out for the SCW events could have been an option were it not for Marie’s son, Sean Connor Jones. They can’t exactly bring him with them on the road.

“Do we have to stay at Jessica’s place?” Marie says in an almost whiny tone of voice.

“But I like Aunt Jessie, she’s cool.” Sean pipes in. Marie sighs.

“She’s also very judgmental.”

“She may be judgmental but she has something you don’t…” Kim remarks “...a home.”

“You have a place. Why couldn’t I stay there?”

“Because of my sweet nephew.” Kim says with a grin on her face. She pats Sean on his head. “We are going to be on the road a great deal. Jessica can look after Sean, and when she’s not there Jessica’s husband, Kyle, will be there to look after him.”

“Yeah, and Aunt Jessie is cool.” Sean looks at his mother. “Why haven’t I got to see Aunt Jessie in awhile?”

“Because your mom doesn’t like her.”

“Kim, hush!” Marie says angrily. Kim smirks nastily.

“Is that true, mom?” Sean asks. Marie sighs and shakes her head.

“Your Aunt Jessie and I have had our disagreements but despite what your Aunt Kim says, we do get along just fine.”

“BS…”

“Kim!” Marie says sternly. Kim shrugs her shoulders.

“What? I’m just being honest with the kid.”

“How much longer until we get there?” Sean asks impatiently. “I can’t wait to see Aunt Jessie.”

“Her home is just up ahead, kiddo.” Kim says, pointing ahead of them to a large Victorian style home off in the distance. Seeing this Sean bolts off, running as fast as he can towards the home.

“Sean! Don’t go…” she sighs as she realizes that her son is too far gone “...running off.”

“He takes after his Aunt Kimmy!” Kim says proudly.

“That’s not always a good thing, Kim.”

“What do you mean?”

“Well take this world championship thing for instance. I mean, you have a chance to become the SCW World Champion this Sunday at Retribution. That is one of the richest prizes in wrestling. And you act as if it means absolutely nothing. I mean, selling titles, peeing on titles, setting titles on fire, that was fun and all when it was the Television Title. But this is the World Championship. You would be the best wrestler in the world if you had that title.”

“And if I don’t win the title then I’m not the best?”

Marie sighs and then shrugs her shoulders. “I didn’t say that…but…”

“I know you don’t think that I thinking this through. I know that you and everyone in SCW believe that I never plan ahead, that I just randomly do shit. And you know what? For the most part that’s true. I don’t make plans. But this insanity surrounding the SCW World Championship, I have spent a long time thinking about this. I am convinced that I am right…”

“Right about what?”

Kim smirks devilishly. “You will have to wait and see! Just trust me, sis, there is a method to my madness.”

“I trust you.” Marie nods her head. “I’m just glad you have your mind on Retribution. After what happened to my home, after it got burnt to the ground, I was worried you would be…”

“On a mission to track down and butcher the little bitch who did this?” Kim suggests. Marie nods her head.

“We think that she may have done this…but yeah…”

“There’s no thinking about it. The signs are right there. We haven’t had anyone target us like this before you brought our uncle’s string of murders back to the public light. Then once you did, suddenly we become targets. A woman attacks us in Nashville. Then your house is targeted by an arsonist.”

“Coincidence.”

“I do not believe in coincidences.” Kim remarks as she and Marie continue making their way towards the victorian home of Jessica Lasiewicz. It isn’t long until they have finally caught up to Marie’s son, Sean. He is already there are the front door in the waiting arms of Jessica Lasiewicz, who greets her nephew with an embrace.

“Aunt Jessie!”

“Hi, Sean!” Jessica brushes her hand through his long-ish brown hair. “Your hair is getting longer.”

“Yeah…I like it this way…”

“It looks good on you.” Jessica looks up to see her half-siblings Marie and Kim. She then smiles back at Sean and motions him inside. “Go inside, Sean. There’s ice cream waiting for you in the kitchen.”

“Alright!” Sean runs inside. Jessica chuckles and looks at Marie.

“You have a great kid, Marie.”

“Thanks.” Marie sighs. “And I suppose thank you for letting us stay.”

“Yeah, I suppose a you’re welcome is in order too?” Jessica remarks. The tension is clear and thick between these two. Jessica motions for Marie to go inside. “Why don’t you go in and find your son? Make yourselves at home.”

Marie looks skeptically at Kim. She knows what Jessica is doing. She wants to isolate Kim. But Marie sighs and nods her head, she reluctantly enters the home and shuts the door. Jessica approaches Kimberly who just smiles politely.

“Thank you for doing this, Jess.”

“Don’t mention it. I would do anything for my family.” Jessica smiles at Kim. “Just like you.”

Kim scoffs and shakes her head. “I’m not as good as you think, Jess. Have you seen the kinds of hell me and Marie have been raising on Breakdown lately?”

“I have and I admit, I’m not exactly proud of your actions.” Jessica points towards Kim’s chest. “But deep down in your heart, you are a good person. The fact that you are doing so much to help Marie is proof of that.”

“I’m not doing shit.” Kim scoffs. “You’re the one taking her in.”

“But you had to talk her into it. Marie hates me, you know that.” Jessica grins. “How much of a fight did she put up? How much did she complain on the way over here?”

“...just a little…”

“Don’t lie.”

“Fine! She bitched and griped the whole way!” Kimberly sighs. “Geez, I’m just trying to help her!”

“I know that and while she may not appreciate it now, someday she will appreciate it and appreciate you for the wonderful person you are. You are doing so much for her, Kim. Just be careful with some of what you’re doing for her.”

Kim chuckles softly. “If you’re warning me about reprisals from the SCW locker room forget it! We’re already too far gone!”

“I’m not talking about that.” Jessica states sternly. “Marie’s home was targeted by an arsonist. And before that the two of you were attacked on the streets of Nashville. That’s hardly a coincidence.”

“So you agree with me?” Kim asks with wide eyes. Jessica nods her head.

“I do…and you should be careful, because I know you and if I’m correct, you’re probably doing your own independent investigation to find the identity of your attacker.”

“Damn right I am.” Kim says with a devilish grin.

“You should let the police deal with this one, Kim.” Jessica warns. “This person, if it is the same person who targeted you both times, is obviously insane.”

“Insane?” Kim says cheerfully. “I know all about insane! I have a Dalek, a Penguin named Wasley, a knife glove named Betty White, an infinity gauntlet, I may or may not have peed on a title belt, I…”

“Kim!” Jessica exclaims.

“What?”

“Kim, I know you want to handle this yourself. But be careful. You have no idea what you are up against…or who.”

“You’re right, I don’t.” Kim sighs and shakes her head. “But I don’t need to know. All I need to know is that she tried to kill my sister…twice…and I am not going to let that stand. Marie risked her life for me when no one else would. So am I willing to risk my life to protect her? Absolutely.”

Jessica sighs. “And that’s why you are just too damned kind.”

“That’s a first. No one has called me kind before…they’ve called me kind of crazy…”

“Well they just fail to see the real you. You don’t let them SEE the real you.” Jessica places a hand on her half-sister’s shoulder. “Why don’t you try letting that Kim out once in awhile?”

Williams' face goes stoic. She shakes her head. “I can’t…like I said, I’m too far gone.” Kim turns and starts to walk away. “Thanks again for taking care of Marie.”

“Yeah, no problem…” Jessica sighs “...just be careful.”

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March 12th, 2022
Kansas City, MO
On Camera
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The camera begins to roll and the very first thing the viewer sees is a set that looks oddly enough very similar to the famous Jeopardy game show set. In fact, the famous Jeopardy theme music is even being played. Or at least, it is a slight variation of it; we don’t want to have to pay for those silly little trademarks and copyrights now do we? A few moments into the theme and the loyal robot drone known as Dalek rolls into the scene. It has a tie around its…neck? The pepper pot shaped drone comes to the center of the camera view and stops. It turns so that its eyestalk faces the camera.

“I AM DALEK TREBEK! WELCOME BACK FROM THE COMMERCIAL BREAK! APPLAUD! APPLAUD! APPLAUD OR BE EXTERMINATED!”

On cue piped in cheers are heard.

“SILENCE!”

Again, on cue, the cheers stop.

“IT IS NOW TIME FOR DOUBLE JEOPARDY! OUR RETURNING CHAMPION, JUNEAU FROST, HAS NEGATIVE FIVE HUNDRED DOLLARS!”

Booing is heard. We cut to show three podiums. One stands a cardboard cutout of Selena Frost with a mustache drawn in with magic marker. In the middle is a cardboard cutout of Shaun Cruze with devil horns placed atop its head. And the third podium stands a real live person, none other than “The Woman Scorned” Kimberly Williams.

“OUR CHALLENGERS, FIRST SHAUN CRUISERWEIGHT, THE HUMAN FLESH CREATURE HAS THREE DOLLARS AND FOURTEEN CENTS!”

More boing can be heard piped in.

“LASTLY, MISTRESS KIMBERLY WILLIAMS IS IN THE LEAD WITH 3.2 TRILLION DOLLARS AND NINETY TWO CENTS!”

Loud cheering can be heard as Kimberly jumps up in the air for joy.

“ARE THE CONTESTANTS READY FOR DOUBLE JEOPARDY?! ANSWER! ANSWER! ANSWER!”

Kimberly giggles. “Double Jeopardy, eh? Y’know, I did a game show themed promo for my last match and I lost. Do you really think this is a good idea, Rusty?”

“IT WAS YOUR IDEA, MISTRESS!”

“Good point. Continue…”

“VERY WELL!” The genocidal pepper shaker turns to face the big board. “THE CATEGORIES FOR DOUBLE JEOPARDY ARE…”

“BLONDES WHO HAVE YET TO RECEIVE THEIR LATTES FROM BRITTANY LOHAN!”

“ANGRY FEMALES BEARING A STRIKING RESEMBLANCE TO A M4 SHERMAN TANK!”

“FAMOUS ASSES”

“TOO MANY VALENTINES!”

“WITCHES FROM ALASKA”

“LEGENDS FROM NEW ENGLAND!”

The Dalek turns its attention back to Kimberly. “YOU HAVE CONTROL OF THE BOARD, MISTRESS!”

“Yay!” Kimberly claps giddily. “Uh…Too Many Valentines for 100!”

“ANSWER…THIS VALENTINE, WHO WAS HUMILIATED BY KIMBERLY WILLIAMS ON BREAKDOWN AND YET STILL WILL GET A WORLD TITLE SHOT DESPITE BEING ON A LOSING STREAK, IS THE 9 THOUSANDTH FOUR HUNDRED AND FIFTY FIFTH VALENTINE TO SIGN A CONTRACT WITH SUPREME CHAMPIONSHIP WRESTLING!”

Williams pushes the button on her podium to answer. “Oh, oh, I know…who is, Autumn Valentine?!”

“CORRECT! CORRECT! CORRECT! CORRECT! CORRECT! CORRECT! CORRECT! CORRECT! CORRECT! CORRECT! CORRECT! CORRECT! CORRECT! CORRECT!”

“Shut up you stupid rust bucket!” Kimberly exclaims loudly and angrily. “Once is enough!”

“APOLOGIES, MISTRESS! CONTINUE!”

“Ok, let’s go with…” Williams studies the board intensely “...blondes who have yet to receive their lattes from Brittany Lohan for 500!”

“THIS BLONDE HAS HAD AT LEAST THREE OPPORTUNITIES TO BECOME SCW WORLD CHAMPION SINCE HER RETURN TO THE COMPANY AND HAS BEEN A COMPLETE AND UTTER FAILURE IN ALL OF THOSE ATTEMPTS, YET STILL SHE GETS ANOTHER OPPORTUNITY TO BECOME SCW WORLD CHAMPION AT RETRIBUTION…SHE ALSO HAS YET TO GET HER LATTE FROM BRITTANY LOHAN…”

“Oh, oh, I know this!” Kimberly again presses the button on her podium. “Who is Holly Adams?!”

“CORRECT!”

“Seriously, who IS Holly Adams? She seems like your generic ditzy blonde to me.” Kimberly shrugs her shoulders.

“CHOOSE ANOTHER CATEGORY!”

Kimberly sticks her tongue out at Dalek. “Famous Asses for 400.”

“THIS FAMOUS ASS AT LEAST DID DEFEAT SOMEONE NOTEWORTHY TO EARN HER WAY INTO THE CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH AT RETRIBUTION, BUT EVERY SINGLE ONE OF HER OTHER TITLE OPPORTUNITIES CAME BECAUSE SHE BITCHES AND COMPLAINED UNTIL SCW MANAGEMENT GAVE HER WHAT SHE WANTED JUST TO SHUT HER UP!”

Williams pushes the button on her podium. “Who is Kandis?! That has to be her. She’s also famous only for having a big ass…”

“CORRECT!”

“Next I want to go with angry females bearing a striking resemblance to an M4 Sherman tank for…100!”

“UP UNTIL RECENTLY, THIS M4 SHERMAN TANK WAS THE PERSONAL BITCH OF KENNEDY STREET, AND AT RETRIBUTION KIMBERLY WILLIAMS WILL MAKE HER HER PERSONAL BITCH!”

Kimberly jumps up and down and pushes the button on her podium. “Who is, uh, who is BRITTANY LOHAN?!”

“CORRECT! SELECT AGAIN!”

“Uh…” Kimberly points at the big board “...witches from Alaska for 300!”

“THIS WITCH FROM ALASKA SANCTIMONIOUSLY VIEWS HERSELF AS THE FACE OF SCW!”

“That’s easy…” Kimberly pushes the button on her podium to answer “...Juneau Frost!”

“ANSWER MUST BE IN THE FORM OF A QUESTION!”

“Sorry! Uh, who is Juneau Frost?”

“CORRECT!”

“Well, how about Legends from New England for 500!”

“ANSWER…THIS LEGEND FROM NEW ENGLAND WON MORE SUPER BOWLS THAN ANYONE ELSE BETWEEN TWO TEAMS, THE PATRIOTS AND THE BUCCANEERS!”

Williams furrows her brow in confusion. “Seriously? Who the hell put that question in there, Rusty?”

“YOUR SISTER!”

“I’m gonna kill Marie when I see her.” Kim sighs. “Fine…who is Tom Brady? But even he isn’t as great as me!”

“CORRECT! YOU HAVE WON DOUBLE JEOPARDY!”

Williams throws her head back and laughs out loud. Kimberly steps away from her podium and starts walking around. “I won Double Jeopardy! Talk about bad comedy, eh Rusty? But then again, someone had to do the cheap Jeopardy themed promo and it might as well be me! Am I right? And if we really want to talk about bad comedy, let’s begin with these two clowns right here…” Kimberly approaches the cardboard cutouts of Selena Frost and Shaun Cruze.

“Shaun Cruiserweight is supposed to be the SCW commissioner. Now that is a really bad joke, because Shaun Cruiserweight really is a joke when it comes to being a commissioner. Before I even began raising hell and causing chaos throughout SCW, I’ve been telling him and everyone else who would listen that all I really wanted was a fair rematch, a fair shot at the Underground Championship. What does Shaun Cruiserweight do? He insults my intelligence by giving me everything but that! And who DOES he give the Underground Title Match to? First he gives it to Oktoberfest, whose singular achievement is having the single worst losing record in the company’s history. Then he becomes champion after a stroke of luck. Now I already have beaten Oktoberfest, so surely I would get the next Underground Title shot, right? Wrong. Instead Shaun Cruiserweight here gives it to some nobody who has been with SCW for a cup of fucking coffee!” Kimberly takes the cardobard cutout of Shaun Cruze and rips its head off. She then steps over to Selena Frost’s cardboard cutout.

“Then we have Juneau Frost, the reigning SCW World Champion, who has such a lofty and high opinion of herself that not only does she call herself The Face of SCW but she actually believes I are about her and her stupid world championship?” Williams chuckles softly and then shakes her head. “Talk about an egomaniac. You see, Frosty, I do not care about you or your dumb little championship. The only reason I got involved in your stupid, meaningless title match against Holly Adams was to send a message to the SCW management, specifically to the recently decapitated Shaun Cruiserweight over there. What I did wasn’t personal, Juneau. It was just business.” Williams points a finger at the camera.

“You made it personal. You made it personal because you have this unhealthy obsession with the SCW World Championship. Hell, everyone in this company has an unhealthy obsession with the SCW World Championship. But no one more than you…except maybe Glory Braddock. You and her both were right on up there! You both were so hell bent on restoring honor and dignity and respectability to the SCW World Championship!” Kimberly throws her head back and laughs out loud. “Now THAT is bad comedy! Dignity and respectability to the SCW World Championship? The SCW World Title had lost any and all respectability and honor that it may have had a very long time ago, long before little old me got involved.”

“That SCW World Championship, a title you hold currently, should be around the waist of Holly Adams right now if we actually followed the letter of the law. Because by the letter of the law disqualifications would have caused the title to change hands in your last one on one defense against that deranged bimbo. I dropped that ditzy bitch on her head in front of the whole damn world and the referee. By the letter of the law she should have been awarded the title. But we don’t care about the rules around here, do we? At least not when it comes to the SCW World Title.”

“That SCW World Title at one point was SHARED by Asher and Cid, two former besties now turned enemies. The AC Unit pretended to be co-champions, with Asher running around with the title the whole time, all because he couldn’t get the job done on his own…which is what is last girlfriend said too.” Kimberly winks at the camera. “How can you respect the SCW World Championship when those two clowns pretended to be co-champions like that?”

“But why stop there? Let’s rewind it further, back to that world title gauntlet. Bree Lancaster had to defend the title basically against the whole damn roster simply because Ace Marshall was bored and wanted to fuck with everyone. Now that match alone was fucking ridiculous. A fresh Glory Braddock defeated a fresh Bree Lancaster in the gauntlet to become champion. But Glory was punished for her achievement by having to defend it right away against Chris Cannon. At the end of the day, old Chrissy poo was LUCKY enough to leave the World Champion. Bree was wronged, Glory was wronged, and at the end of the day we had a champion who was champion simply because he…was…LUCKY! How can you take the title seriously after that gauntlet bullshit?”

“Oh but let’s go back to when Bree became champion in the first place. She, as United states Champion, defeated James Evans, then world champion, in a winner take all match. But if you recall, Bree had just recently suffered a major defeat…who beat little miss priss?” Kimberly points to herself. “That’s right! ME! It was me! I beat her ass in the center of the ring! Considering that defeat was so recent why wasn’t I included in that little winner take all fiasco? A LOSER got a chance to become World Champion and again, the LOSER got lucky and became champion.”

“But wait, there’s more! Don’t forget how Syren conned, lied, and even framed people for crimes just to become the world champion. And it worked! Her little lying, crime spree, which by all rights should have landed her under criminal investigation, gave her the SCW World Championship! Now that’s a great deal of dignity, honor, and respect right there, now isn’t it Frosty?” Williams sighs and then shakes her head.

“Let’s face facts; this SCW World Championship that Juneau and Cruiserweight feel is so special and so important, this SCW World Championship that they want to restore honor and dignity to, the fact is that it is beyond help. It is beyond salvage. So why am I more focused on the Underground Title? Why don’t I care one damn bit about becoming SCW World Champion at Retribution? Most people would say that if you’re not in this to be the world champion then you are in the wrong business. But I am ahead of the curve. I am smarter than the rest of you. I figured it out. For starters, I do not need a stupid piece of gold to prove that I am the best. I do not need to win a television title or a world title to prove that I am more than just a death match wrestler. I have proven that I am among the best pure wrestlers before because I have BEATEN some of the best pure wrestlers in the world.”

“Bree Lancaster…former World Champion…I beat her.”

“Syren…former World Champion…I beat her.”

“Jordan Majors…former Adrenaline Champion, star of tomorrow…I beat her.”

Williams shakes her head. “I do not need a championship belt in order to stroke my own ego. Juneau Frost, KandASS, Brittany Latte, Autumn “Losing Streak” Valentine, Bimbo Adams Trademarked, they need the title belt to help their ego, to make themselves feel good about themselves. But I already know how good I am. I already know that I can beat anyone in this company any time I want. That’s just one reason why the SCW World Title Match at Retribution is beneath my notice. The other reason? Because like I already explained, I have already figured out that the SCW World Title is beyond saving. Shaun Cruiserweight and Juneau Frost’s little mission to restore honor and dignity to the championship is an exercise in futility. There is no way anyone can restore respectability to a championship with that kind of history behind it.”

“I would have gladly walked away from this whole thing. Initially my plan was just to not show up at Retribution. Let the other five fools kill themselves for that pointless piece of tin. But Shaun Cruiserweight and Juneau Frost kept pressing the issue. They wouldn’t leave me alone. And despite my offers to back off if they just promised me a fair shot at the Underground Title, they still ignored me. They still insisted that I show up and played with the other children at Retribution.” Williams chuckles softly.

“Be careful what you wish for, you just might get it. See, I have changed my mind. If you are a farmer and you have a sick horse or a sick cow, or maybe you are just an average joe or average jill, you have a pet kitty or puppy and that kitty or puppy is sick. There’s nothing the vet can do. So what happens? You take that horse, that cow, that puppy, or that kitty, and you put it down. You put it out of its misery. That’s what I am going to do at Retribution.” Kimberly nods her head. “I am coming to Retribution and I will compete in that Double Jeopardy Match for the SCW World Championship. No games, no trickery, I won’t throw the match or any other bullshit like that. I am actually going to try and win. And that’s bad news for everyone but especially to Shaun Cruiserweight and Juneau Frost, because I will win that match and become the SCW World Champion. And then I will put the championship out of its misery.”

“I’m not talking urinating on it, I’m not talking about setting it on fire, I’m not talking about selling it. I’m going to figuratively…” Dalek comes rolling onto the scene next to Kimberly with a shovel. Kimberly takes the shovel and holds it proudly “...and literally bury the SCW Championship!”

“But I am NOT the villain here! I am the only person gutsy enough, and maybe crazy enough, to do what needs to be done. Do you want to rebuild and restore honor, respectability, and dignity to the championship? Then let it die. Kill it, put it out of its misery, and start over. I am going to win that championship, then go find some nice spot in the woods and bury the stupid belt. And if anyone wants it? They can go on a scavenger hunt. In the meantime I will be a champion without that stupid piece of tin holding me down. This company needs a restoration and it needs a better class of champion and I am going to be that champion.” A devilish grin forms on Kimberly’s face as the camera fades to black.