10-24-2022, 05:20 PM
(This post was last modified: 10-24-2022, 06:12 PM by Cassie Wolfe.)
Cassie would continue her winning ways in SCW getting the win over a local competitor in her second match on Breakdown but her next match could prove to be her toughest one yet as the teenaged prodigy was in action again on the next episode of Breakdown taking on “The Rockstar” Rocky Ramon! A fifteen-year veteran of the sport who was almost two decades older than Cassie, Rocky would prove to be a different challenge for Cassie than Ace or the local competitor as Rocky was more of a technical/striker style wrestler, throw in the fact that he towered over Cassie and outweighed her by over a hundred pounds and this could prove to be Cassie’s toughest opponent yet, can the wrestling prodigy continue her winning ways or will Rocky prove to be too much for Cassie to handle?
Local Starbucks, Las Vegas, Nevada
Saturday the 22nd of October 2022, 11:00am
So yeah, a lot’s happened since you last checked in on me.
After I had my first kiss with Zoey and my second kiss with Becky we met up near Hero Academy, no we didn’t meet up for sex, as far as I can tell? We’re still all virgins but I had the feeling that wasn’t going to last for long if things progressed along the steady path that it had since that faithful day.
Let’s get the basic facts out of the way, Becky’s an open lesbian and has been out of the closet for a couple of years now, me and Zoey are still in the closet but whilst I’m still unsure of whether I’m a lesbian or bi, Zoey in a hundred percent sure that she’s not going to be dating guys anytime soon! I’m sure these facts left most of the male students at Hero Academy disappointed to know that they had even less chance of scoring with us than they did before but I digress.
As for the meeting? Well, it went like this, we all found each other hot, that goes without saying if we’re being honest, but we agreed that rather than making me chose between Zoey and Becky (a Jigsaw style choice if I’ve ever heard one!) that we’d share each other in and out of the bedroom, translation? I was dating two hot babes at the same time, Zoey was dating two hot babes at the same time and Becky was dating two hot babes at the same time, we all consented to it and agreed that if either of the three felt like it was getting too awkward that we would respect her wishes to break it off.
Oh, and we agreed that if and when we lost our virginity, it should be in a lesbian threesome! And now I’m beginning to see what Makayla (the Greek Australian wife of my cousin Krystal) meant when she compared it to a scenario from a porn vid!
Speaking of Krystal, even though I’m the only member of her family signed to Supreme Championship Wrestling, when I learned about my next match it wasn’t through the SCW brass like my debut against Ace Sky or that match against the nobody, it was through my older cousin because someone in booking put me down as “The Rebel Princess” Krystal Wolfe rather than my actual name, granted Krystal does work for the other SCW (Sin City Wrestling) but that’s the only explanation for the screw up I’ve got aside from their (maybe joking) admission to wanting to horde all the Australian wrestling talent for themselves!
It's not like me and Krystal are identical twins either, setting aside the fact that we’re cousins? Krystal’s taller, more powerfully built, has blue hair and is from Adelaide proper, I’m short, I have a build better suited to my high-flying style, have dark hair and I’m from a town that most people who aren’t from Adelaide have probably never even heard of until I started making a name for myself as a wrestling prodigy! Unless your from that place in Scotland that happens to share a name with my hometown!
Where was I? Oh, right, my match against Rocky!
Krystal for her part did the research for me on this guy, I know he’s probably old enough to be my uncle at least and has been wrestling for over a decade! Throw in the fact that this guy is 6ft 5 and 240ibs whilst I’m 5ft 3 and 118ibs? Yeah, this is a real Davida vs. Goliath match! I know the old saying goes that the “bigger they are, the harder they fall” and “it’s not the size that matters, it’s how you use it” (totally using that in my trash talk BTW) but as a highflyer it’ll be difficult for me to use my usual tactics!
Besides, I’m not going for the cliché “Davida vs. Goliath” approach here, I’m going for Dad Rock vs. Modern Metal because this guy calls himself a rockstar! It’s almost like the SCW bosses saw my failed attempt at trolling on Twitter.
Ahh well, this will be a fun test at least!
At the moment me, Zoey and Becky have stopped by a Starbucks for a drink, as far as the rest of the restaurant was concerned we were just three friends who had decided to stop to get a drink (technically true since we could be seen as friends with benefits) and I had drawn the short straw meaning that I had to go up and get the drinks, why was that a problem?
The guy in front of me!
“I’ll tell you when I’ve made my mind up!” The douchebag in front of me said to a clearly annoyed cashier, what comes to mind when I describe someone as a hipster douche? If you answered “man bun, glasses and a goatee” then you described the guy in front of me and I only knew he had a beard because he’d occasionally glance back at the line behind him.
”I swear to god, this guy’s going to get murdered if he doesn’t hurry the fuck up.” I grumbled under my breath before glancing over at my girlfriends, Zoey and Becky were occupying a corner booth and were keeping up the “we’re just friends” charade for now. ”We ate at Wendy’s yesterday they said, we can’t eat fast food all the time they said, I haven’t tried pumpkin spice yet Zoey said, stupid democracy” I grumbled again before turning my attention back to the hipster douche, honestly I was tempted to call Krystal and have her yeet him out of the store, she’s not that much taller or heavier than me but she was a power based wrestler and I bet the douche didn’t even weigh a fifth of the weight of some of the women she’s wrestled in the other SCW’s Bombshell Division!
“Sir, there is a line forming behind you, please make your choice or return to your seat.” The cashier repeated her earlier instructions because well, the line was going out the fucking door at this point. “I have customers to serve.”
“My time is very important, and they can wait!” Screw it, I was about ready to rally the rest of the customers to throw out this douche for that one line alone! How many people were going to be late back from their lunch breaks thanks to this self-important douche nozzle? “Fine! Fine! Get me a Soy Latte to go.”
It was then that the infamous “Cassie Wolfe wit” kicked in and well, considering I sassed one of my trainers over her rotten luck with titles twice? Yeah, I said my next sentence without even thinking. ”Oh, so you’re a soy boy then?”
That had one of two possible outcomes, A: I got into argument with hipster douche and we were both kicked out or b: the hipster douche stormed out of the establishment in embarrassment with or without his latte, fortunately his embarrassment combined with the rest of the restaurant laughing at him (Zoey and Becky were practically dying of laughter) meant that he didn’t even wait for his drink order to be processed before he stormed out, presumably to another Starbucks. “I’d say sorry for the wait, but if anything, I owe you a favour.” The cashier said as I took the douchebag’s place in line and whilst she was pretty cute, I don’t think she meant THAT kind of favour. “I’ll cover your drink order ma’am, so long as you order it a lot faster than him!”
”That will be easy enough, two pumpkin spice lattes and a cappuccino please.” I ordered and once the cashier rung them up and handed the drinks to me I returned to our booth. ”Sorry I took so long guys.” I apologized as I handed my girlfriends their lattes.
”If there’s anyone who owes us an apology it’s that douchebag.” Becky responded as she held up her hands and I nodded as I got the idea. ”That said, we should’ve listened to your suggestion and went to Wendy’s in hindsight!”
”At least we would’ve gotten our orders before I turned twenty-eight!” Zoey joked and we shared a laugh with the biracial girl before she offered a toast. [color= blue]”To Cassie Wolfe, hipster conqueror extraordinaire!”[/color]
”I’m not adding that to my list of wrestling nicknames!” I responded with a face-palm and the other girls grinned. ”For one thing, I’d be calling everyone I’ve defeated a hipster.”
”So Lisa Marie Ashton, Ace Sky, that local nobody and hopefully Randy Ramon!” Becky responded after thinking for a minute and I nodded in response, however once thing had been bugging me since my second match in Supreme Championship Wrestling aired reared it’s ugly head again, namely what happened between me and the other princess on the roster.
”So, you guys figure out what was up with that chick that came out after my match?”
”You mean Magical Cosmic Princess YUYO?” Becky asked and whilst I’m sure that sentence earned more than a few confused looks from the other Starbucks patrons, we paid it no mind. ”We’re not sure, I think she took offence to you being another princess in Supreme Championship Wrestling.”
”I chose the Rebel Princess name for a couple of reasons, one: I’m a rebel, two: every other chick in this sport was either a queen, an angel, or some combination of the two, combine that with me being Krystal’s cousin? Yeah, it seemed like a perfect fit to me! Then again that was before I joined Supreme Championship Wrestling and learned that I wasn’t the only princess in wrestling!” I admitted with a shrug before taking a sip of my coffee. ”And since I’m still in my first year as a pro wrestler? I’m just going to focus on being me whilst forging my path as a wrestler rather than conform to what others expect from me!”
”That wouldn’t be a bad idea for a promo sign off Cass.” Zoey chimed in and I gave her a curious look. ”In a world of queens and goddesses, be a Rebel Princess? I mean, it is a lot better than the Hungry Like the Wolfe line!”
”I know I just said that I wasn’t going to conform to anyone else’s standards, but I’ll see what Krystal thinks, she has been wrestling and cutting promos for a lot longer than me!” I responded and my girlfriends nodded in understanding before the topic drifted in another direction.
Hero Academy, Las Vegas, Nevada
Tuesday the 25th of October 2022, 11:00am
If I had to sum up the past few days in one word, my word of choice would be hectic!
I’m basically on the outside looking in these days as far as Sin City Wrestling goes but thanks to my ties to several of the wrestlers there, I had a feeling of what was going on, Jessie had a distant cousin come into her life, Ari is dealing with her deadbeat parents again and Krystal? Well, the fact that it started with her young daughter being rushed to hospital with a high fever didn’t exactly bode well for her situation.
Me? My life was relatively drama free at the moment, even as Keira makes me do a bunch of laps every time I make a funny tweet on Twitter! But I did all my laps yesterday and today as I entered my training school to train for my next Supreme Championship Wrestling match, I saw a new face among the regular trainees.
Said trainees were also star struck because of who the newcomer was with.
”Didn’t expect to see you today Jess.” I greeted Jessie Salco as I walked up to the wrestling veteran, Jessie had assisted in my early training back when I was a PTA Gym trainee so yeah, we were tight and Jessie grinned before greeting me with a fist bump. ”Who’s this you brought with you?” I asked as I motioned to the taller teenager with Jessie and the veteran grinned.
”Glad you asked, this is Harper.” Jessie introduced the newcomer who gave me a polite wave. ”She’s starting at Hero Academy today, and she’s been looking forward to meeting you Cassie.”
“After hearing so much about the first Hero Academy graduate I had to meet her.” Harper admitted with a nervous grin and I had to admit that all this ego stroking was lifting my spirits a bit. “Especially since your going to be my first sparring partner.”
Wait, what?
”Your protégé has a funny sense of humour Jess, a girl on her first day as a wrestling trainee taking on the first Hero Academy Graduate?” I asked with a nervous laugh but I realized two things, one: she was serious about this and two: Jess and the trainers at the Go Gym were backing her up completely. ”Throwing her in the deep end, aren’t you Jess?”
”On paper? Yeah, but Harper excelled at ammeter wrestling and so far? She’s proven to be a prodigy not unlike you were when we first met.” Jessie explained and that took me back a bit, I had only known Jess personally for a little under a year but time flies as they say, is this girl really that good. ”If you want to back out I’ll understand, but she did double dog dare you.”
Okay, that’s it, no one double dog dares ME and gets away with it! ”Harper? Get in the ring and warm up, I’ve got to get changed into my wrestling gear!” I told the rookie and she nodded before we did just that.
Only problem, I ended up eating my words, at first I used my speed and agility to my advantage but I quickly learned that there was some truth to Jessie’s words because it wasn’t long before Harper was stretching me like playdough! After a few minutes Keri called off the match and we shook hands.
Hopefully, my ego won’t be to bruised heading into my third match with Supreme Championship Wrestling.
Cassie’s room, Las Vegas, Nevada
Tuesday the 25th of October 2022, 16:00pm
*promo time*
What do you expect me to say?
”I think it’s safe to say that I’m starting to get noticed in Supreme Championship Wrestling, first I won my debut match against Ace Sky and last week I went and requested a chance to compete against literally anyone they could find, guess what? I won that match too!” I started as I held up the metal horns, both to indicate that I was happy with how things were going in SCW and to show how many wins I had to my name. ”Not bad for a nineteen-year-old girl who has only been wrestling since July, right? Well, it’s clear that the other princess of SCW, “Magical Cosmic Princess YUYU” who, frankly, sounds more like a magical girl anime show than a wrestler came out to confront me because I also happen to be a wrestling princess.”
Insert your own jokes about the British Royal Family here.
”But I’ll deal with her if and when my match against her gets booked because this week on Breakdown I’m taking on a different beast to Ace, that nobody I faced and yes, even YUYU! I’m taking on a guy who’s over a foot taller than me and weighs a lot more than me, that’s right, I’m taking on “Rockstar” Randy Ramon!” I added as I shook my head with a chuckle. ”So, by all logic I should be going for the old “David vs. Goliath” style promo right? I’m 5ft 3, 118ibs, Randy is 6ft 5 and 240ibs, not massive compared to a lot of guys in this sport but he still towers over me, oh, did I mention this guy has been wrestling for fifteen years AND is nearly two decades older than me? So why aren’t I going down the David vs. Goliath route?”
That’s right.
”Come on guys, I’ve been wrestling here for weeks, I would’ve thought you’d have learned by now that I’m a girl who sticks a massive middle finger up at tradition!” I declared with a grin and (after making sure mom wasn’t watching) flipped off the camera to illustrate my point. ”Because I’m calling out Randy for what he really is: Dad Rock: The Wrestler! And yeah, I am making this more about dad rock vs. modern metal and no, you don’t get any prizes for guessing which side this millennial metal chick is taking! Randy, I’m going to use this match to prove why metal is better than ever and why all the boomers who crap all over modern metal are idiots!”
Yes I’m going all in on this idea!
”I mean, honestly? My Spotify playlist and Bandcamp collection doesn’t contain a single album or song released by a metal artist that came out prior to my birth year of 2003, that’s how serious I am about this! And if I get one more fan asking if I’m a fan of Metallica, Slayer, Anthrax or Megadeth, I’m going to fucking scream!” But that’s a tangent for another day. ”That’s not to say that I don’t know the difficulties I face in this match going against a striker/technician with over a decade of experience? It’s easy to say that I’ll learn a lot from this match but I’m not just here to learn, I’m here to win and if I have to use my speed and agility to put the old rocker in the retirement home for aging musicians, I WILL!”
It's that simple.
”I’m sure Randy will look at my promo and say something like “that darn millennial needs to respect her elders, music was so much better in my day without all the advances in production technology or autotune or” BLAH! BLAH! BLAH!” If I could roll my eyes any harder, I would. ”Seriously I got so tired of reading that bullshit I started making an active effort to NOT go into the YouTube comment section of music videos, and if I can use that to motivate me towards defeating this old rocker? I WILL!”
And with that I decided to wrap things up.
”Don’t feel too bad Randy, you can still go down to your favourite rock bar to enjoy some cover band doing a bad impression of Ozzy Osborne or whatever you listen too! Me? I’ll keep flying the flag for the future, both of wrestling and metal music!” I flashed up the metal hons again before I went into the wrap up. ”So, too all my little rebels out there? In a world of Queens and Goddesses, be a Rebel Princess whilst “Dad Rock” Randy Ramon learns that the OG “Rebel Princess” Cassie Wolfe is hungry like the Wolfe! See you in the ring old timer! Don’t forget your walking stick!”
I left my room as the scene fades.
Local Starbucks, Las Vegas, Nevada
Saturday the 22nd of October 2022, 11:00am
So yeah, a lot’s happened since you last checked in on me.
After I had my first kiss with Zoey and my second kiss with Becky we met up near Hero Academy, no we didn’t meet up for sex, as far as I can tell? We’re still all virgins but I had the feeling that wasn’t going to last for long if things progressed along the steady path that it had since that faithful day.
Let’s get the basic facts out of the way, Becky’s an open lesbian and has been out of the closet for a couple of years now, me and Zoey are still in the closet but whilst I’m still unsure of whether I’m a lesbian or bi, Zoey in a hundred percent sure that she’s not going to be dating guys anytime soon! I’m sure these facts left most of the male students at Hero Academy disappointed to know that they had even less chance of scoring with us than they did before but I digress.
As for the meeting? Well, it went like this, we all found each other hot, that goes without saying if we’re being honest, but we agreed that rather than making me chose between Zoey and Becky (a Jigsaw style choice if I’ve ever heard one!) that we’d share each other in and out of the bedroom, translation? I was dating two hot babes at the same time, Zoey was dating two hot babes at the same time and Becky was dating two hot babes at the same time, we all consented to it and agreed that if either of the three felt like it was getting too awkward that we would respect her wishes to break it off.
Oh, and we agreed that if and when we lost our virginity, it should be in a lesbian threesome! And now I’m beginning to see what Makayla (the Greek Australian wife of my cousin Krystal) meant when she compared it to a scenario from a porn vid!
Speaking of Krystal, even though I’m the only member of her family signed to Supreme Championship Wrestling, when I learned about my next match it wasn’t through the SCW brass like my debut against Ace Sky or that match against the nobody, it was through my older cousin because someone in booking put me down as “The Rebel Princess” Krystal Wolfe rather than my actual name, granted Krystal does work for the other SCW (Sin City Wrestling) but that’s the only explanation for the screw up I’ve got aside from their (maybe joking) admission to wanting to horde all the Australian wrestling talent for themselves!
It's not like me and Krystal are identical twins either, setting aside the fact that we’re cousins? Krystal’s taller, more powerfully built, has blue hair and is from Adelaide proper, I’m short, I have a build better suited to my high-flying style, have dark hair and I’m from a town that most people who aren’t from Adelaide have probably never even heard of until I started making a name for myself as a wrestling prodigy! Unless your from that place in Scotland that happens to share a name with my hometown!
Where was I? Oh, right, my match against Rocky!
Krystal for her part did the research for me on this guy, I know he’s probably old enough to be my uncle at least and has been wrestling for over a decade! Throw in the fact that this guy is 6ft 5 and 240ibs whilst I’m 5ft 3 and 118ibs? Yeah, this is a real Davida vs. Goliath match! I know the old saying goes that the “bigger they are, the harder they fall” and “it’s not the size that matters, it’s how you use it” (totally using that in my trash talk BTW) but as a highflyer it’ll be difficult for me to use my usual tactics!
Besides, I’m not going for the cliché “Davida vs. Goliath” approach here, I’m going for Dad Rock vs. Modern Metal because this guy calls himself a rockstar! It’s almost like the SCW bosses saw my failed attempt at trolling on Twitter.
Ahh well, this will be a fun test at least!
At the moment me, Zoey and Becky have stopped by a Starbucks for a drink, as far as the rest of the restaurant was concerned we were just three friends who had decided to stop to get a drink (technically true since we could be seen as friends with benefits) and I had drawn the short straw meaning that I had to go up and get the drinks, why was that a problem?
The guy in front of me!
“I’ll tell you when I’ve made my mind up!” The douchebag in front of me said to a clearly annoyed cashier, what comes to mind when I describe someone as a hipster douche? If you answered “man bun, glasses and a goatee” then you described the guy in front of me and I only knew he had a beard because he’d occasionally glance back at the line behind him.
”I swear to god, this guy’s going to get murdered if he doesn’t hurry the fuck up.” I grumbled under my breath before glancing over at my girlfriends, Zoey and Becky were occupying a corner booth and were keeping up the “we’re just friends” charade for now. ”We ate at Wendy’s yesterday they said, we can’t eat fast food all the time they said, I haven’t tried pumpkin spice yet Zoey said, stupid democracy” I grumbled again before turning my attention back to the hipster douche, honestly I was tempted to call Krystal and have her yeet him out of the store, she’s not that much taller or heavier than me but she was a power based wrestler and I bet the douche didn’t even weigh a fifth of the weight of some of the women she’s wrestled in the other SCW’s Bombshell Division!
“Sir, there is a line forming behind you, please make your choice or return to your seat.” The cashier repeated her earlier instructions because well, the line was going out the fucking door at this point. “I have customers to serve.”
“My time is very important, and they can wait!” Screw it, I was about ready to rally the rest of the customers to throw out this douche for that one line alone! How many people were going to be late back from their lunch breaks thanks to this self-important douche nozzle? “Fine! Fine! Get me a Soy Latte to go.”
It was then that the infamous “Cassie Wolfe wit” kicked in and well, considering I sassed one of my trainers over her rotten luck with titles twice? Yeah, I said my next sentence without even thinking. ”Oh, so you’re a soy boy then?”
That had one of two possible outcomes, A: I got into argument with hipster douche and we were both kicked out or b: the hipster douche stormed out of the establishment in embarrassment with or without his latte, fortunately his embarrassment combined with the rest of the restaurant laughing at him (Zoey and Becky were practically dying of laughter) meant that he didn’t even wait for his drink order to be processed before he stormed out, presumably to another Starbucks. “I’d say sorry for the wait, but if anything, I owe you a favour.” The cashier said as I took the douchebag’s place in line and whilst she was pretty cute, I don’t think she meant THAT kind of favour. “I’ll cover your drink order ma’am, so long as you order it a lot faster than him!”
”That will be easy enough, two pumpkin spice lattes and a cappuccino please.” I ordered and once the cashier rung them up and handed the drinks to me I returned to our booth. ”Sorry I took so long guys.” I apologized as I handed my girlfriends their lattes.
”If there’s anyone who owes us an apology it’s that douchebag.” Becky responded as she held up her hands and I nodded as I got the idea. ”That said, we should’ve listened to your suggestion and went to Wendy’s in hindsight!”
”At least we would’ve gotten our orders before I turned twenty-eight!” Zoey joked and we shared a laugh with the biracial girl before she offered a toast. [color= blue]”To Cassie Wolfe, hipster conqueror extraordinaire!”[/color]
”I’m not adding that to my list of wrestling nicknames!” I responded with a face-palm and the other girls grinned. ”For one thing, I’d be calling everyone I’ve defeated a hipster.”
”So Lisa Marie Ashton, Ace Sky, that local nobody and hopefully Randy Ramon!” Becky responded after thinking for a minute and I nodded in response, however once thing had been bugging me since my second match in Supreme Championship Wrestling aired reared it’s ugly head again, namely what happened between me and the other princess on the roster.
”So, you guys figure out what was up with that chick that came out after my match?”
”You mean Magical Cosmic Princess YUYO?” Becky asked and whilst I’m sure that sentence earned more than a few confused looks from the other Starbucks patrons, we paid it no mind. ”We’re not sure, I think she took offence to you being another princess in Supreme Championship Wrestling.”
”I chose the Rebel Princess name for a couple of reasons, one: I’m a rebel, two: every other chick in this sport was either a queen, an angel, or some combination of the two, combine that with me being Krystal’s cousin? Yeah, it seemed like a perfect fit to me! Then again that was before I joined Supreme Championship Wrestling and learned that I wasn’t the only princess in wrestling!” I admitted with a shrug before taking a sip of my coffee. ”And since I’m still in my first year as a pro wrestler? I’m just going to focus on being me whilst forging my path as a wrestler rather than conform to what others expect from me!”
”That wouldn’t be a bad idea for a promo sign off Cass.” Zoey chimed in and I gave her a curious look. ”In a world of queens and goddesses, be a Rebel Princess? I mean, it is a lot better than the Hungry Like the Wolfe line!”
”I know I just said that I wasn’t going to conform to anyone else’s standards, but I’ll see what Krystal thinks, she has been wrestling and cutting promos for a lot longer than me!” I responded and my girlfriends nodded in understanding before the topic drifted in another direction.
Hero Academy, Las Vegas, Nevada
Tuesday the 25th of October 2022, 11:00am
If I had to sum up the past few days in one word, my word of choice would be hectic!
I’m basically on the outside looking in these days as far as Sin City Wrestling goes but thanks to my ties to several of the wrestlers there, I had a feeling of what was going on, Jessie had a distant cousin come into her life, Ari is dealing with her deadbeat parents again and Krystal? Well, the fact that it started with her young daughter being rushed to hospital with a high fever didn’t exactly bode well for her situation.
Me? My life was relatively drama free at the moment, even as Keira makes me do a bunch of laps every time I make a funny tweet on Twitter! But I did all my laps yesterday and today as I entered my training school to train for my next Supreme Championship Wrestling match, I saw a new face among the regular trainees.
Said trainees were also star struck because of who the newcomer was with.
”Didn’t expect to see you today Jess.” I greeted Jessie Salco as I walked up to the wrestling veteran, Jessie had assisted in my early training back when I was a PTA Gym trainee so yeah, we were tight and Jessie grinned before greeting me with a fist bump. ”Who’s this you brought with you?” I asked as I motioned to the taller teenager with Jessie and the veteran grinned.
”Glad you asked, this is Harper.” Jessie introduced the newcomer who gave me a polite wave. ”She’s starting at Hero Academy today, and she’s been looking forward to meeting you Cassie.”
“After hearing so much about the first Hero Academy graduate I had to meet her.” Harper admitted with a nervous grin and I had to admit that all this ego stroking was lifting my spirits a bit. “Especially since your going to be my first sparring partner.”
Wait, what?
”Your protégé has a funny sense of humour Jess, a girl on her first day as a wrestling trainee taking on the first Hero Academy Graduate?” I asked with a nervous laugh but I realized two things, one: she was serious about this and two: Jess and the trainers at the Go Gym were backing her up completely. ”Throwing her in the deep end, aren’t you Jess?”
”On paper? Yeah, but Harper excelled at ammeter wrestling and so far? She’s proven to be a prodigy not unlike you were when we first met.” Jessie explained and that took me back a bit, I had only known Jess personally for a little under a year but time flies as they say, is this girl really that good. ”If you want to back out I’ll understand, but she did double dog dare you.”
Okay, that’s it, no one double dog dares ME and gets away with it! ”Harper? Get in the ring and warm up, I’ve got to get changed into my wrestling gear!” I told the rookie and she nodded before we did just that.
Only problem, I ended up eating my words, at first I used my speed and agility to my advantage but I quickly learned that there was some truth to Jessie’s words because it wasn’t long before Harper was stretching me like playdough! After a few minutes Keri called off the match and we shook hands.
Hopefully, my ego won’t be to bruised heading into my third match with Supreme Championship Wrestling.
Cassie’s room, Las Vegas, Nevada
Tuesday the 25th of October 2022, 16:00pm
*promo time*
What do you expect me to say?
”I think it’s safe to say that I’m starting to get noticed in Supreme Championship Wrestling, first I won my debut match against Ace Sky and last week I went and requested a chance to compete against literally anyone they could find, guess what? I won that match too!” I started as I held up the metal horns, both to indicate that I was happy with how things were going in SCW and to show how many wins I had to my name. ”Not bad for a nineteen-year-old girl who has only been wrestling since July, right? Well, it’s clear that the other princess of SCW, “Magical Cosmic Princess YUYU” who, frankly, sounds more like a magical girl anime show than a wrestler came out to confront me because I also happen to be a wrestling princess.”
Insert your own jokes about the British Royal Family here.
”But I’ll deal with her if and when my match against her gets booked because this week on Breakdown I’m taking on a different beast to Ace, that nobody I faced and yes, even YUYU! I’m taking on a guy who’s over a foot taller than me and weighs a lot more than me, that’s right, I’m taking on “Rockstar” Randy Ramon!” I added as I shook my head with a chuckle. ”So, by all logic I should be going for the old “David vs. Goliath” style promo right? I’m 5ft 3, 118ibs, Randy is 6ft 5 and 240ibs, not massive compared to a lot of guys in this sport but he still towers over me, oh, did I mention this guy has been wrestling for fifteen years AND is nearly two decades older than me? So why aren’t I going down the David vs. Goliath route?”
That’s right.
”Come on guys, I’ve been wrestling here for weeks, I would’ve thought you’d have learned by now that I’m a girl who sticks a massive middle finger up at tradition!” I declared with a grin and (after making sure mom wasn’t watching) flipped off the camera to illustrate my point. ”Because I’m calling out Randy for what he really is: Dad Rock: The Wrestler! And yeah, I am making this more about dad rock vs. modern metal and no, you don’t get any prizes for guessing which side this millennial metal chick is taking! Randy, I’m going to use this match to prove why metal is better than ever and why all the boomers who crap all over modern metal are idiots!”
Yes I’m going all in on this idea!
”I mean, honestly? My Spotify playlist and Bandcamp collection doesn’t contain a single album or song released by a metal artist that came out prior to my birth year of 2003, that’s how serious I am about this! And if I get one more fan asking if I’m a fan of Metallica, Slayer, Anthrax or Megadeth, I’m going to fucking scream!” But that’s a tangent for another day. ”That’s not to say that I don’t know the difficulties I face in this match going against a striker/technician with over a decade of experience? It’s easy to say that I’ll learn a lot from this match but I’m not just here to learn, I’m here to win and if I have to use my speed and agility to put the old rocker in the retirement home for aging musicians, I WILL!”
It's that simple.
”I’m sure Randy will look at my promo and say something like “that darn millennial needs to respect her elders, music was so much better in my day without all the advances in production technology or autotune or” BLAH! BLAH! BLAH!” If I could roll my eyes any harder, I would. ”Seriously I got so tired of reading that bullshit I started making an active effort to NOT go into the YouTube comment section of music videos, and if I can use that to motivate me towards defeating this old rocker? I WILL!”
And with that I decided to wrap things up.
”Don’t feel too bad Randy, you can still go down to your favourite rock bar to enjoy some cover band doing a bad impression of Ozzy Osborne or whatever you listen too! Me? I’ll keep flying the flag for the future, both of wrestling and metal music!” I flashed up the metal hons again before I went into the wrap up. ”So, too all my little rebels out there? In a world of Queens and Goddesses, be a Rebel Princess whilst “Dad Rock” Randy Ramon learns that the OG “Rebel Princess” Cassie Wolfe is hungry like the Wolfe! See you in the ring old timer! Don’t forget your walking stick!”
I left my room as the scene fades.