End of the Year Open Invitational

[Minerva]

IT's NOT Minerva, it's MANerva!

As the scene opens….

We see Cupcake in a sexy Elf outfit, with Manvel in the background wearing a pair of Santa Pants and hat, of course shirtless showing off his oily chest, abs, traps, pecks, toids, delts, tri’s and bi’s ready to do what he is best at, wrestle in a Battle Royal.

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Cupcake smirks as she points to Manvel, who poses before speaking…

“That’s right daddy, the Manticular Specimen is BACK and it is a BATTLE ROYAL! You know what that means right to all my HO HO HOES and all those dudes who will never be as MANLY as the Man-God, the Human Mantipede, the Manvelous and Mancredible MANVEL! I know what you all have been thinking daddy, where did the jabroni beating, kiss stealing, wheeling and dealing, pie eating sexy oily beast go!? Well, Manvel went to Hollywood, rode Kennedy Street, got in good with my main guy, Dom and became the hottest porn star in the world. Don’t worry, there is always a lot of Manvel to give around to all my ladies, Manvel never forgotten but when they said Battle Royal, Man-Daddy knew that this was the chance to step back in the ring and win the whole damn thing, because that is what Manvel does. I see jamokes like Mitch Sanders talking his game, when he can’t compare to Manvel, or some Vihaan guy who could sell me a Slurpee or maybe even D’Nae “Manvel Wants” Moore. See daddy, the greatest wrestlers could enter this like the legendary Gigi Steward or a Braddock, Marie Jones who likes ugly English pricks and if I forgot anyone else that means you’re not important to Manvel.

Cupcake, is there any doubt who is winning this?”

“No Manvel, everyone knows you are.”

“That’s right sweet thing and looking at Cookie now, and fatman being all religious and shit, brings tears oof joy to Manvel’s pretty eyes, though my oil stops the tears from dropping daddy, like a real man….

Wooooo!

Take a look at me, the epitome of manliness, and it is too bad that none of you stand a chance now that I have entered this Battle Royal. Manvel is a former Television Champion, the greatest sports entertainer, and stealer of girlfriends. Manvel is your granny’s most talked about star and the ladies love me, even the guys. Manvel isn’t going to toot his own tooter, daddy, what we are witnessing is the chance for me to drive off in a ….. what is the care again Cupcake?”

“I think it is a Prius.”

“Even better, a Hybrid, like Manvel, half man and half god. Well since Manvel won’t be spending much on a gas guzzler, then all that is left is for your favorite wrestler to recreate the Human Mantipede and have ourselves one big butt to mouth fest before I start chucking jabroni after jabroni out over the top rope.”

“You have to pin them Manvel.”

“Even better Cupcake, cause Manvel would love to be pressing this chiseled body of granite and sex appeal on many of them competitors. The rest will learn that Manvel is the reason why anyone will give a damn about this match. Take a good look, Merry Christmas to all and a Happy New Year, we are going to ring it in with Champagne, beautiful ladies, a couple of a good rubs, some cash to play strip Monopoly and finally my new car to ride them bitches out of town.

Just remember, that the Lubed-Up Assassin is Mantabulous, Mantastic and Manificent!

This is Manvel, and don’t you forget it as I dropkick every single one of you!

Cupcake, more oil.”

Cupcake sprays more oil on Manvel, rubbing it down in his chest as he poses, then winks.

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