My Funeral

[Cid]

Hello. After losing at Rise to Greatness, I have passed on to the afterlife. At just 29 years old, I lived a decent enough life, but I now only exist in your memories and through these forums. I'll give you all a moment to take in this somber news.


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Now that that's over and everyone is here, I'd like to give you all a chance to share some fond memories of myself back when I was still alive and thriving and perhaps share some words towards my short life. Let this thread serve as a celebration of my life.

Please, keep this respectful. Thank you.

[Cid]

SOMEONE SAY SOMETHING EMOTIONAL, DAMN IT

[Lucas Knight]

I didn't know Cid as well as many of you, i didn't even know him at all if i'm honest. I just see the light on here and thought I would see if they had a working toilet. That said, I suppose he will be missed. R.I.P.

[Cid]

Thank you, Jon.

Would anyone else like to say a few words?

[Lucas Knight]

You're the Nikki Cross to my Alexa Bliss. It is the least I can do.

[Cid]

SOMEONE ELSE SAY SOMETHING

IT DOESN'T HAVE TO BE EMOTIONAL ANYMORE

SOMEONE JUST SAY SOMETHING

ANYTHING

[Cid]

I AM WILLING TO FINANCIALLY COMPENSATE ANYONE THAT CHOOSES TO SPEAK HERE TODAY

[Huddie]

I am sorry that I let you down in this life, especially at Rise to Greatness. I plan on launching a full investigation into the fuckery that resulted in our loss. I will leave no stone unturned. On that, I promise. And if I cannot slay the evil that is Olek, then I will gladly end my own life and join you in the afterlife, whatever fresh Hell that may be.

[Cid]

Thank you, Josh. I look forward to the results of your investigation. Perhaps this will allow me to rest in peace.

[supremecw]

*walks in*

*turns on the air conditioning to make it more comfortable*

*leaves*