The Hairless Penguin

[Cid]

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PERSONAL INFORMATION
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Wrestler's Alias: The Hairless Penguin
Wrestler's Real Name: Clyde Warner (not public information)
Pic Base: Drake Maverick with a black and white lucha mask
Height: 5'4"
Weight: 140 lbs
Birthdate: 3/13/1995
Birth Place: Antarctica
Current Residence: The Farmstead

Physical Description: Small and weak, but with strong legs. Black tights with white trim, matching his mask.


WRESTLING INFORMATION
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Wrestling Style: Daredevil
Alignment: Face?
Years Pro: 1+
Theme Song: Jaunty and generic royalty free music

Uber Finisher (only to be used under extreme circumstances): The Power of Song

Uber Finisher Description: Hairless Penguin breaks his moderately priced steel string guitar over the head of his opponent [Click to preview]

Finishers:

• Balls Deep
  
• The Penguin Plunging Press
  

Finishers Descriptions:

• Balls Deep: Hairless Penguin uses his otherworldly leg strength to trap his opponent into a small package [Click to preview]
  
• The Plunging Penguin Press: A botched shooting star press, which can go wrong in various ways, but it's usually resulting in Hairless Penguin landing with a headbutt to his opponent's gut or falling on his back with his full 140 pound body weight right onto the opponent [Click to preview]
  

Signature Moves:

• Cold Shoulder
  
• Trust Fall
  
• LIGMA
  

Signature Moves Descriptions:

• Cold Shoulder: Hairless Penguin stands on the apron and slingshots himself over the top rope, plowing into his opponent with a shoulder block
  
• Trust Fall: Hairless Penguin falls back onto his opponent (can be done from top turnbuckle, apron, stage, or even springboarded)
  
• LIGMA: With the government name of Let's Imagine Getting More Acquainted, this is a rabid-looking bronco buster
  

Common Moves:

• Running/flying crossbody
  
• Corner splash
  
• Flying forearm
  
• Spinning heel kick
  
• Battering ram
  
• Tornado DDT
  
• Running corner elbow
  
• Tree of woe running dropkick
  
• Double stomp
  
• Meteora
  
• Flying headscissors
  
• Shotgun dropkick
  
• Cannonball (can also be performed through the ropes to the outside for the suicide variation)
  
• Springboard bulldog
  
• Senton plancha
  
• Punt
  
• Guillotine body scissors
  
• Figure-four necklock
  
• Sliced Bread No. 2
  
• Chop block
  
• Sleeper hold (jumping on the back, adding a grapevine) 
  
• Various chops
  
• Denver Diving Kick
  

Strengths: 

• Abnormally strong legs, almost alien
  
• Slippery due to his size and also baby oil
  
• High pain tolerance
  
• Will take every risk known to man and animal, throwing his entire body into every move 
  

Weaknesses:

• Small
  
• Skinny
  
• Weak
  
• Not a natural athlete, or wrestler for that matter
  

Entrance:

The crowd roars as jaunty and generic royalty free music begins to play throughout the arena. On the big screen, a unicorn gallops across a beautiful, flowery field, leaving petals exploding into the air underneath its hooves. It gets closer to the camera as it prepares to fly off, but not before evacuating its bowels, which take the form of letters in a bubble font, reading:

Lexy Chapel Presents 

HAPPY FARMSTEAD FRIENDS

From behind the curtain, Dancing Bear awkwardly moonwalks out onto the stage, cradling one half of the World Tag Team Championships in his arms. Following close behind is Hairless Penguin, clad in his mask and a furry black and white coat that runs all the way to his feet, plus a moderately priced steel string guitar held over his shoulder, as well as the other half of the World Tag Team Championships around his waist. The two make their way to the center of the stage before Lexy Chapel makes her way out behind them, squeezing in between them to take her place on center stage. She physically and literally presents them with her arms at her sides. They both hand her their titles. Hairless Penguin poses stoically and Dancing Bear flosses as Lexy holds both titles in the air. After a moment of fantastical posing, they begin to make their way down the ramp. 

[Announcer introduction]

Lexy barks at Dancing Bear to keep dancing as he jigs down the ramp with Hairless Penguin playing guitar along to the royalty free music. Hairless Penguin makes his way up the steps and into the ring, holding his guitar into the air. Behind him, Dancing Bear struggles to get into the ring because he's in an oversized bear suit, but he eventually gets there. Lexy takes her place on the outside of the ring, searching for the nearest child to remind them to tell their parents to buy some Happy Farmstead Friends merchandise. Hairless Penguin hands his furry coat and guitar off to the timekeeper before taking his place in the corner. Dancing Bear comes along and puts his arm around Hairless Penguin as their royalty free music begins to fade.

Biography:

Long thought to be Cid Turner under the mask, The Hairless Penguin made his way onto the wrestling scene in 2004, quickly capturing the SCW United States Championship after his arrival. After a short reign, he seemingly disappeared back to Antarctica, never to be seen again.

That is, if by “again,” we mean, “until 2011,” because that’s when Hairless Penguin resurfaced, making his mark in the SCW developmental federation known as Commonwealth Wrestling. Taking a rookie by the name of Mr. Casey under his wing, Hairless Penguin made a great first impression at Commonwealth, winning a battle royal on the premiere episode of the company’s show, but much like his first run in SCW, his presence was only felt for a short amount of time before he once again went back to Antartica. Fuelling the rumor that Cid Turner was the man under the mask, Cid also made his exit from Commonwealth’s parent company around this time.

Now, not long after three Hairless Penguin clones/knockoffs made an appearance at Last Grasp of Reality 2021, the apparent real deal has returned to SCW. Being proudly presented by Lexy Chapel, this Hairless Penguin is also said to be Cid Turner, despite the fact that he’s a foot shorter, one hundred pounds lighter, and doesn’t have a huge beard and long, ratty hair coming out from underneath the mask.

Regardless, Lexy Chapel has brought back the legend (for lack of a better word) to not only make his presence felt in SCW’s tag division with his partner Dancing Bear, but to crack into the children’s television programming market.

Sample RP: