Lexy Chapel Presents Happy Farmstead Friends

[Cid]

Tag Team Name: Lexy Chapel Presents Happy Farmstead Friends

Members: The Hairless Penguin and The Dancing Bear

Alignment: Heel

Gimmick: Hairless Penguin is always seen in his mask and with his cheap nylon string guitar, while Dancing Bear is always seen dancing, for better or for worse. Together, through the power of song and dance, they’re not only bringing happiness and wonder to children all over the world with their homemade children’s television show, but they’re also bringing terror to their opponents inside the wrestling ring.

Entrance Music: Jaunty and generic royalty free music

Entrance Description:

The crowd roars as jaunty and generic royalty free music begins to play throughout the arena. On the big screen, a unicorn gallops across a beautiful, flowery field, leaving petals exploding into the air underneath its hooves. It gets closer to the camera as it prepares to fly off, but not before evacuating its bowels, which take the form of letters in a bubble font, reading:

Lexy Chapel Presents 

HAPPY FARMSTEAD FRIENDS

From behind the curtain, Dancing Bear awkwardly moonwalks out onto the stage. Following close behind is Hairless Penguin, clad in his mask and a furry black and white coat that runs all the way to his feet, plus a moderately priced steel string guitar held over his shoulder. The two make their way to the center of the stage before Lexy Chapel makes her way out behind them, squeezing in between them to take her place on center stage. She physically and literally presents them with her arms at her sides. Hairless Penguin poses stoically while Dancing Bear flosses. After a moment of fantastical posing, they begin to make their way down the ramp. 

[Announcer introduction]

Lexy barks at Dancing Bear to keep dancing as he jigs down the ramp with Hairless Penguin playing guitar along to the royalty free music. Hairless Penguin makes his way up the steps and into the ring, holding his guitar into the air. Behind him, Dancing Bear struggles to get into the ring because he's in an oversized suit, but he eventually gets there. Lexy takes her place on the outside of the ring, searching for the nearest child to remind them to tell their parents to buy some Happy Farmstead Friends merchandise. Hairless Penguin hands his furry coat and guitar off to the timekeeper before taking his place in the corner. Dancing Bear comes along and puts his arm around Hairless Penguin as their royalty free music begins to fade.

Primary Finishers:

Fun-Filled Combo No. 4

(Hairless Penguin whips the opponent into the corner. Dancing Bear waddles after the opponent and waffles them in the corner before getting on all fours on the mat. Penguin runs over and uses Bear as a base to launch himself off of, hitting a massive back splash into the corner. Penguin slides to the backside of Bear while the opponent stumbles forward, tripping over Bear and right into Balls Deep from Penguin.)

Hand-in-Hand, Together We Stand

(Dancing Bear - for some reason - decides to go to the top turnbuckle. Hairless Penguin stands beneath him and turns his back to him, looking down at their opponent. The two join hands and Bear stands on Penguin’s shoulders despite weighing twice as much as Penguin. Penguin struggles to walk forward towards the opponent, eventually failing halfway while Bear tries to do the assisted splash, the end result usually being both men falling down onto their opponent at the same time.)

Signature Moves:

• Friends Who Do Stuff Together (Hairless Penguin pins the opponent, but Dancing Bear comes out of nowhere to splash on top of his back, likely hurting his partner and breaking up the pin in the process, despite attempting to help with a double pin)
  
• The Meaning of the Ritual (Hairless Penguin hits LIGMA on an opponent in the corner, while Dancing Bear performs the Bear Bottom Shuffle in the opposite corner to the other opponent)
  

Common Moves:

• Wearing Down the Opposition (Hairless Penguin and Dancing Bear show their resiliency in the face of possessing very little talent by surviving brutal beatdowns at the hands of their opponents until our furry friends accidentally somehow stumble into doing one of their finishers or until they’re put out of their misery by the other team)
  

Biography: In an attempt to squeeze money—err, joy out of children everywhere, Lexy Chapel has presented to us Happy Farmstead Friends, consisting of The Hairless Penguin and The Dancing Bear. Along with their colorful supporting cast of characters on their homemade children’s television show, these two are sure to capture the cash—erm, hearts of parent and child alike.