THE CHAPELCAST SUMMARY (2021 Week 42)

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The following is the Week 42 summary of The ChapelCast with Lexy Chapel. Summary courtesy of r/ChapelShow subreddit.

Lexy starts the show by welcoming her listeners. She talks about everything that happened on Breakdown. Ensures her fans that Lexy Worldwide won’t be beaten down by a group she repeatedly calls ‘The Sex Pests’. She also talks about her disappointment in the debut of the Happy Farmstead Friends, and admits they weren’t a match for her father… yet.
 
Lexy then introduces this episode’s sponsor, BigTime VPN. She talks about the risks that come to people when they search online, especially when they’re dealing with the kind of nefarious scum that would start a whole conspiracy against such innocent and lovely people as her and Lexy’s Angels. She says BigTime VPN will keep her listeners safe online, and also let them watch content from other countries. She encourages them to download it using her special link.
 
Next, she introduces her special guest for this episode, the one and only legend himself, Lucas Knight. She congratulates him on his latest reign as one half of the World Tag Team Champions, and immediately asks when her clients will get their much-deserved match. Lucas informs her he can’t answer that and to bring up her problem with Cian, which she promises to do.
 
They then talk about his career, how well know they each other, and reminisce about all the ways he used to torture her when they were kids, especially when he was tasked to babysit her in the locker rooms when her parents were wrestling. She recalls him telling her one time that the washing machine was a gateway to a Narnia like world before trying to push her inside it. He apologizes but laughs at the memories.
 
They talk about Breakdown, and him keeping the peace. Then they talk about the reason he’s on the show, his new promotion BRWL. He puts it over as the new home of up-and-coming talent, saying that it’s where he hopes he’ll discover the next flock of future SCW megastars. Lexy tries to make a deal with him to market her Happy Farmstead Friends brand to the children who attend the show and to sell their merchandise.
 
Finally, the duo answer emails. Lots of questions for Lucas. Some ask him about the conspiracies against Lexy and if he’s a part of any of them, which he denies being. Lexy agrees he wouldn’t go against her, says that he’s one of the only people outside of Lexy’s Angels she thinks she can trust, and that his dad would kick his ass if he went against her because his dad loves her.
 
They then answer a question from a ‘long time listener’ named Tid who asks if scraggly hair and a long, knotted beard is attractive to women because he’s having trouble wooing a girl he works with. Lucas tells him to shave. Lexy tells him that she’s sure he’s an amazing person because he’s a long-time listener of her podcast and tells him to let his inner beauty shine through.
 
She thanks her listeners and reminds them to download BigTime VPN using her special link.