Dante Slayton vs. Religious Wright

[Konrad Raab]

2 RP Limit for singles

3500 Word Limit Per RP

Deadline: 11:59 pm ET Wednesday, January 8, 2025

[Thunderhorse]

(Dante Slayton) "Heart of Darkness"

It is time for a formal introduction, isn't?

[Braddock]

Religious Wright
“My brothas and my sistas! I yet again must bear the unfortunate news that you, my brothas and my sisters, have been taken advantage of by a snake, a wolf in sheep’s clothing, a con artist, a person who likely voted for Donald Trump….YES, my brothas and my sisters, we were betrayed by The Snow Fraud Selena Frost!”

Brother Douglas, standing off to the side, pushes a button on his stereo that airs booing sounds.

Religious Wright
“First James Evans betrayed our trust! Now The Snow Fraud betrayed our trust! But no more! Your leader, my brothas and my sistas, has finally found a proper figure to model our lives after! I have found a new model of spiritual goodness! I have found our messiah and his name is ASHER HAYES!”

Brother Douglas presses another button on the stereo and it airs loud cheering.

Religious Wright
“Now your fearless warrior…that’s me, by the way…is going to head into battle and fight for you, my brothas and my sistas…and for our messiah, I will fight for ASHER! And the first victim to fall underneath my feet, the first to feel the wrath of Asher’s Righteousness, is Dante Alighieri!”

Brother Douglas
“Slayton.”

Religious Wright
“Huh?”

Brother Douglas
“Your opponent. HIs name is Dante Slayton.”

Religious Wright
“I thought that was that guy who signed to the New York Giants…”

Brother Douglas
“That’s Dante Miller.”

Religious Wright
“I thought that was the celebrity boxer and wrestler…”

Brother Douglas
“That’s Dante Bonaduce.”

Religious Wright
“I thought that was the guy in Clerks…”

Brother Douglas
“That’s Dante Hicks.”

Wright looks very frustrated.

Religious Wright
“Then who the hell am I thinking of?!”

Brother Douglas
“Dante Slayton.”

Religious Wright
“I’m telling ya, he may have been an adorable little pooch in that movie Coco, but that doesn’t mean he will avoid the wrath of ASHER AND RELIGIOUS WRIGHT on Breakdown!”