SYREN, YOU GEOGRAPHICALLY INCOMPETENT HEATHEN, SHUT UP AND SIT DOWN!
Do you even have a damn clue where we are going to compete? Do you know what fucking state we’ll be in? CAN YOU FIND IT ON A GOD DAMN MAP?!! This is Arizona! The Grand Canyon State, home to the Sonoran Desert, and yet you probably think it’s a suburb of California! Every time I step foot in this ring with dim bulbs like you, I lose a little more faith in humanity’s ability to find their way out of a paper map! Tonight, in this ring, in Arizona, I’m going to teach you a lesson you’ll never forget. You’re gonna learn that wrestling Chase Upshaw is like navigating a globe without a compass—pointless and painful! Because when I’m done with you, Syren, not only will you know where Arizona is, but you’ll know exactly where the mat is, because you’ll be staring at it when I pin you for the one-two-three! So get ready, Syren, because your journey ends here! Class is in session, and Chase Upshaw is handing out a failing grade!
SCW World Champion 1x
SCW United States Champion 1x
SCW Adrenaline Champion 1x
SCW Television Champion 1x
SCW World Tag Team Champion 1x (w/Brittany Lohan)
Supreme Champion
2019 Trios Tournament Winner (w/ Regan Street & Kellen Jeffries)
2020 Trios Tournament Winner (w/ Ace Marshall & David Helms)
First RP back. I was going to spend some time editing it earlier but I ended up having a really busy evening and now I need to get some sleep, so it's being posted as is. Hoping to do a promo one tomorrow, assuming I get the time.