Chase Upshaw vs. Chris Lawler

[Konrad Raab]

2 RP Limit for singles

3500 Word Limit Per RP

Deadline: 11:59:59 pm ET THURSDAY, March 27, 2025 (Show taking place on Thursday)

[Braddock]

So….CHRIS LAWLER…

You repulse me! You disgust me! You make me want to vomit because you, like the rest of the uneducated idiots in this pathetic country have absolutely ZERO knowledge of simple basic geography!

Tell me something Christopher, do you even know where Breakdown is this week or are you just going to pack yourself up in one of CHBK’s smelly suitcases? Or maybe you’re going to go missing like that high as a kite fool Asher?! Well just in case you actually ARE coming to Breakdown to face me, let me tell you exactly WHERE we will be…since obviously your geography knowledge is so limited that you might get your dumbass lost…

…SALT LAKE CITY! UTAH!

Yes, UTAH! It is one of the Four Corner States. Do you even have a fucking clue what that means, Lawler? Huh?! It is a region of the United State where four states share a common border. Hence FOUR MOTHER FUCKING CORNERS!

The great state of Utah is GEOGRAPHICALLY DIVERSE! It is absolutely gorgeous! Three distinct geographical regions converge upon Utah: The Rocky Mountains, The Great Basin, and the Colorado Plateau!

But you…ignorant scum like you…YOU DO NOT CARE ABOUT BEAUTIFUL GEOGRAPHY!

So on Breakdown I will make you suffer for your lack of geographic knowledge!

Class…is in session!

[Chris Lawler]

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