Chase Upshaw vs. Sal Darius

[supremecw]

2 RP Limit for singles

3500 Word Limit Per RP

Deadline: 11:59:59 pm ET FRIDAY, June 13, 2025

[Braddock]

Tell me something SAL…

…if that is your real name…

…are you an idiot? Are you a complete and utter buffoon who is blinded by the same obsession that every single other moron in this culture is obsessed with? Yes, I am talking about sex. Sex obsessed idiots who gawk and stare and look at sexy pictures! They don’t care about professional wrestling. They want a show. They want “entertainment”. And they also do not care about basic geography, because if they did grasp basic geography they would not be the idiots that they are today wasting their time and lives away on such filth.

You, SAL…if that is your real name…are symbolic of the filth that has ruined the minds of today’s youth. Because of you they do not know the capital of Botswana. Do you know the capital of Botswana, Sal…if that is your real name…?

GABORONE! ITS GABORONE, YOU IDIOT!

Because of sex fiends like you, half of the fools today do not know where the Gulf of Mexico is and the half that do think that its the Gulf of America! Do you know its proper name and where it is, Sal…if that is your real name…?

I DIDN’T THINK SO!

Botswana…YOUR FAULT! Gulf of America…YOUR FAULT! Everything is your fault and I am going to make you pay! On Breakdown, Sal Darius…if that is your real name…will pay dearly for his sins against basic geography at the hands of Chase Upshaw!

CLASS DISMISSED!