Invitational Battle Royal

[Giovanni Aries]

REC:


We open up to the shot of abs that would make Jesus Christ blush as it slowly pans up to see former SCW wrestler Memphis Cade standing on the dock in front of the cruise ship where Emerge’s Invasion is taking place.


Memphis Cade: What a fitting place for Memphis Cade….you know


The MILF slayer….


The inspiration, idol, and God of KABLAMsutra.


The only man that doesn’t need Mitch Sanders to make him look good.


The only experience that will leave you truly satisfied and wanting more….hi Blake….


The only man that can make Kandis tap out…


The only man that will make Willkie Wilkes draw in the line in bed…


The only man that has had his penis an 14 time All Star by the pot industry….


The 9 time unofficial Sexiest Man of the Year…


Memphis: To make his return after all I have Emerged In hundreds of thousands of women in the last decade. I mean it is only logical that I come here outlast everyone in the battle royal. I mean I got stamina for days, ask the Truelove Twins. Then I can go on to become the Emerge champion. Just think how good it would be for the company. I mean you will have the sexiest champion including SCW. They can be totally jealous, for the SCW will have the Sexual Savior wearing their championship close to an area that has referred almost every time as better than Heaven.


Memphis adjusts his junk.


Memphis: You see I have been doing this way too long to not have gold draped around my waist. I have been doing this too long to not be officially recognized as champion. It is a travesty, an injustice, an crime against human nature. So why not come down here to Emerge and fix that injustice, that travesty, that crime against human nature. Why not allow yours truly take Emerge to higher standards. Why not allow yours truly to bring all the eyes on Emerge. Let’s face it I am the solution to make Emerge bigger than SCW. It is a win-win for both parties. I get gold and you become the hottest wrestling company in the world.


Memphis frames his body for a few moments before continuing to talk.


Memphis: Then again it would seem you would be getting the better end of the deal. You see I am the solution to this whole SCW/ Emerge buyout thing. When I become champion, I will make Emerge bigger than the SCW. I will bring in enough money that Emerge can support itself. I mean really Drew, you really lucked into it when I decided to grace the Emerge crowd. Drew you really lucked into it when you best looking most talented wrestler on the planet decided to dust off his ring boots and step into the wrestling ring. For you have your future Emerge champion who is charismatically gifted and sexually gifted.


Memphis winks and gives one last smirk.