Asher Hayes & Konrad Raab vs. Twisted & Sadistic (Brittany Lohan & Glory Braddock)

[Braddock]

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November 1st, 2023
New Orleans, LA
On Camera
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You know what I really love about the people here in New Orleans? They know how to throw a party. If you can’t have fun here in The Big Easy, then something is truly wrong with you. Now you can’t really talk about EASY unless you talk about Holly Adams…it seems as if she has become very popular lately. Everyone wants a piece of The Brand. Well, to be more precise, everyone wants to kick the crap out of The Brand. See, while Holly and her looney tune sidekicks are partying around, me and Britt are kicking ass all over the tag team division of Supreme Championship Wrestling. While Holly Adams is plotting her latest snake oil scheme, me and Britt are climbing our way back into world tag team championship contention. Holly Adams just wants to make money. But me and Britt have bigger and better goals. Twisted & Sadistic want to become SCW World Tag Team Champions.

And that goal of becoming tag team champion, while it first was born from my desire to become Supreme Champion, I can honestly now say that the motivation and drive has changed. Yes, I still desire very strongly to be a Supreme Champion. Is that selfish of me? You betcha. But who isn’t a little selfish in this business? You don’t get much more selfish than Holly Adams…or Asher Hayes, who I will address momentarily. But for right now, sticking to the topic at hand, Britt and I have watched the tag team division lately. It had some sense of stability with Selena and Deanna Frost. Until Ace Marshall wormed his way into becoming one half of the tag team champions thanks to Kimberly’s Trios Cash In. Then when he and Selena refused to get along, Selena was replaced by Ravyn. Then this big halloween reject Enigma runs the Marshall brothers away and Ace is replaced by Syren. The tag team division lacks real stability. Twisted & Sadistic will return stability to the SCW tag team division. But to do that you have to eliminate the agents of chaos and instability. The Holly Adams Brand is a perfect example of instability. All they do is create chaos and cause mayhem. Everything they touch becomes a joke. She tried to make Britt into a joke. We are not laughing, Holly. And you will not be laughing when Twisted & Sadistic burns you and your brand to the ground. You won’t be laughing when me, Britt, and Xander Valentine wreck you and destroy you at Under Attack. You will not be laughing when we bring an end to The Brand that you have built.

Holly Adams is selfish, but so is Asher Hayes. I can’t blame you for your desire to become SCW World Champion. Being a world champion is the greatest feeling of them all and you have yet to achieve that here in SCW. I mean, not for real. You “held” it when you were under the same Holly Adams Brand along with Cid Turner, but who was the REAL champion of The AC Unit? Look in the record books and it says Cid Turner, NOT Asher Hayes. That SCW World Title has been eluding you for so long and it has driven you to the brink of insanity. How do I know you’re insane? You’re willing to try and work with a lunatic like Konrad Raab. That in and of itself is a sign of your desperation.

But you shouldn’t be so damned desperate, Asher. You are a damn good wrestler. I know because you and I have fought on more than one occasion and while I do hold most of the wins in our encounters, each and every time we fought, you pushed me to my limit. I can personally attest to your talent and I can tell you that you do not need to pull this crap in order to dethrone Kandis and become World Champion. You don’t need the sneak attacks. You certainly don’t need Raab. You can do it based on your own merit. But you no longer care about any of that. You want to win the championship through any means necessary. Throw any dignity that the championship once carried out the window, so long as you win it, so long as you claim your prize. Throw away any honor you may have once had by aligning yourself with Konrad Raab.

Konrad Raab, now there is a name I am oh so familiar with. I have beaten you in singles action multiple times. Twisted & Sadistic have beaten your European Fiery Nation before. Now we meet again and you are causing all sorts of chaos and mayhem with Asher Hayes. That doesn’t surprise me. I mean, if there is any other group of people that know how to throw a party on the level of the people of New Orleans, then it might just be you Germans. There is a reason my cousin Kim calls you Oktoberfest. Unfortunately for you, my violent friend, Twisted & Sadistic are just as good at crashing parties as we are at starting them. So whatever party you and Asher have cooked up for Breakdown, expect it to be put to a crashing halt.

Why would you and Asher even be close to being on the same page? I mean, to some degree I get it. You hate Kandis. You hate how she and the other jackals treated you once upon a time. Now you want to destroy her and you are willing to do anything to accomplish that goal. You don’t even give a damn about becoming World Champion. You just want a chance to maim Kandis. But don’t you see? Asher is taking advantage of you, Raab. He knows that you maiming Kandis is in his best interest because he doubts himself. He questions his own ability to defeat her on his own. So he needs to use you to defeat her. That’s all you are to him. You are just a useful tool…for now…but once your usefulness has expired, once he realizes that you can no longer help him against Kandis, then he will cast you aside, just like the jackals cast you aside. You will be rejected. Again. Is that what you want? Because you are setting yourself up for that kind of fall, for that kind of disappointment.

I am under no illusion that I can get through to either of you numbskulls. Whatever alliance you two have formed, it is here to stay for the time being. That means Now Twisted & Sadistic have to deal with that unholy alliance. Me and Britt aren’t worried about what you and your new bestie bring to the table. We have encountered your type before and when we go head to head on Breakdown, we will bring hell on earth with us.