04-29-2019, 12:33 PM
Welcome to the Greatest Show on Earth
The scene opens with Total Terror talking to the one and only Kid Rock. The two recently signed a deal for Terror to use his song “Greatest Show on Earth” as his new entrance music. After a bit of banter back and forth, and a few drinks, Rock leaves and Terror heads to the Match Board to see his next match.
Total Terror VS Manvel
Terror: What on earth is a Manvel? Half man half anvil? I need to do some research here. I don’t know how to fight a half anvil……
Fade to Black. The scene reopens with Terror at a computer looking up Manvel and listening to his new theme song
Terror: Ok let’ see…… “The Manvolution”…. What? “The Lubed up Assassin”…. TMI….” Jesus this guy is a walking, talking, breathing hot mess.
He pauses for a music break
I'm a rib-cage, broke down, battered, and bruised
I'm space age cowboy shooting the moon
I'm a full blown down home rolling stone
I'm a cyclone of sh*t, wherever I roam
Terror: Your signature move is called Man-Meat? This means your ultimate goal is to give me your man meat?
Terror looks intently at his posters of Bree Lancaster, Trinity Street and Kennedy Street on his wall….
Terror: Well you ain’t slipping me no man meat. In case you missed the info sheet, I don’t go that way. But I’ll be watching closely where you are reaching.
The Music plays on….
Baby come and see me shine, I’m a mountain of fame, the last of my kind
don't test me, oppress me, arrest me or fine me
you best bring an army if you're dying to try me
Terror: Well Man-boy who wants to share his meat, you are barking up the wrong tree here. You can talk about your Daddy, and grandpa, or how they obviously used to take you out behind the woodshed and touch you in inappropriate ways…. I don’t care.
Terror pauses again for the music
I'm a full blown freak show somethin' to see
Got'em lined up and waiting taking bullets for me
I'm a Mack truck, I'm trucking down a one-way street
You better move, My f*** tank's on E
Terror: I’m also pretty sure NONE of the ladies are interested in Your Man Secrets…. Though I’m sue that secret is that you wear lace thong panties and secretly wish your man parts were a hairy vagina. You want to write a Mantacular Storybook? Well let me give you the title for it…. It’s Okay to Want Tender Lady Parts….Manvel’s Journey to Girlvel. I’m guessing you’ll sell about 4 copies, 2 for each of your Daddy and Grandpa, so they can relive the glory hole days……. Get Ready Manvel……
Welcome to the greatest
Love you when you hate us
Welcome to the greatest f’n show on earth