Polly Playtime vs. Kimberly Williams

[The Matt]

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February 14th, 2022
Boston, Massachusetts
Off Camera
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One would think that becoming SCW Television Champion and being promised a future shot at the SCW World Championship would be enough to satisfy Kimberly Williams. The problem is, no one truly knows what is going on inside the deranged mind of The Woman Scorned. Her own identical twin sister, Marie Annabelle Jones, finds it difficult to understand the eccentric ginger at times. She has a championship, she has a promised world title match, and on top of all of that, the combined wealth of Twin Magic has funded the legal effort to free their uncle Douglas Williams from prison. And that effort has proven fruitful as a judge has agreed to hear an appeal. So why wouldn’t Kimberly Williams be pleased with herself? Why shouldn’t The Woman Scorned be happy? For starters, Kimberly didn’t get the title match she wanted. Being Television Champion is great. Having a World Title Match is an honor. But what’s most important to Williams is getting another crack at being Underground Champion. That’s what she really wanted. She feels this Television Title and the World Title Match is just an attempt by Shaun Cruze and SCW to appease her. She is also disappointed in her twin sister Marie’s management of the situation. Marie promised Kimberly the world but she has yet to deliver upon the Underground Title Match she desires.

Then there’s the fact that in Nashville one day after the show, Kimberly and Marie were attacked by a strange woman. Kim is typically the psycho who attacks other people, she isn’t used to being attacked by a psycho. If Kimberly had her way, she would track down this strange woman and kill her; hide the body somewhere it won’t be found. Kim has no idea who she is, but she does have an idea of what sparked the attack, and that alone is enough of a lead for Kimberly to do her own investigation. Unfortunately her twin sister Marie wanted to involve the law. Marie spoke with Nashville authorities immediately following the attack and Williams was not pleased.

It was their first disagreement, their first real argument, in years. Admittedly it wasn’t a very heated argument. But the twins have not spoken since Nashville. Kimberly has remained isolated in her run down, dirty apartment in Boston, Massachusetts. Kimberly is dressed in her unicorn onesie and is lying on the ratty brown sofa. Across the room is her Dalek, which is thankfully turned off at the moment. Resting on Kimberly is her pet hamster, Caligula. What makes this hamster so fun for Kimberly is the fact that it “talks”...well, not really. Kim just likes to pretend that it does. In fact, Kimberly provides the voice for the hamster. It’s all part of her deranged personality. Currently Williams is speaking with her beloved Caligula.

“I don’t know what to do, Caligula. I hate it when Marie and I are at odds like this.”

“Eh, you’re better off without the self-absorbed bitch. She’s ugly as fuck too if you ask me.”

Kimberly arches her brow out of confusion. “Hey! She’s my twin sister!”

“Yeah, so guess what I think of you, fugly!”

“That is NOT nice, Caligula!” Kimberly scolds the hamster. “Maybe I should just drop you off at the pet store I pulled your old ass out of?”

“Or maybe you should focus on defending that stupid piece of tin you won the other night? Y’know, that Television Title? You gotta fight that braindead bimbo Polly Playtime.”

“Television Champion…” Kimberly rolls her eyes “...I never even wanted it. I wanted the Underground Title. I should have set the stupid TV Title belt on fire like I promised I would.”

“Well if you won’t wrestle Polly then maybe I will. What she lacks in brains she makes up for in tits and sexuality.”

“You can’t do that!” Kimberly exclaims. “Beastiality is against the law!”

“What are they gonna do, arrest me?! I’m a fucking hamster!”

Kimberly is about to respond when a knocking is heard at the door. It could be her boyfriend, Tommy Wasley. She sighs and places Caligula back in his cage on the coffee table. She swings her legs over the edge of the sofa and stands up. “I’ll be right back, Caligula.” Williams walks away from the sofa and over to the front door. She opens it up and it’s like looking into a mirror as she sees her twin sister, Marie Annabelle Jones, standing there in the doorway. Kimberly sighs and waves politely.

“Hi, Marie…”

“Hi, Kim. May I come in?”

Kimberly shrugs her shoulders and steps aside. “Sure, whatever.” Marie enters the apartment. She walks over and sits down on the ratty brown sofa. Kimberly sits down next to her. Marie places a hand on her sister’s knee.

“Look, Kim, I know that what happened in Nashville was upsetting…”

“Upsetting? It wasn’t upsetting for me. I just wanna track down the crazy bitch who attacked me and butcher her.”

“Right…” Marie sighs deeply “...uh, well, I know that it was upsetting to me at least, and that maybe some things were said that, looking back, I wish I could take back. My point is that I don’t want to fight.”

“Me either.” Kimberly smiles warmly. She leans in and embraces Marie in a tight hug. After breaking the hug Kimberly shakes her head. “But Marie, sometimes I think you don’t listen to me.”

“Of course I listen to you!”

“Then why are you obsessing over my Television Title reign, my opportunity at the World championship, when all I really wanted is to get a shot at the SCW Underground Championship? I want to maim Oktoberfest Raab and take back what rightfully should be mine! The rest of this is just a distraction! Even this legal mumbo jumbo you have me involved with in trying to get our uncle out of prison, that is just a distraction!”

“But he’s our uncle, Kim.” Marie states. “He is family…”

“Family who is a convicted murderer and is serving his time in prison. Uncle Douglas is at peace with it. He’s ready to leave well enough alone and serve his time but you can’t drop it. Did it ever occur to you that by bringing this whole case back up that you could also be opening up Pandora’s Box? And when you open that box and let the chaos out it is never easy putting it back in.”

Marie listens intently to Kimberly’s words. She furrows her brow in confusion. “What are you getting at?”

“Did you ever stop to think about the woman who attacked us? I did and while I may not know who she is, I DO have a pretty good idea why she attacked us.”

“Are you suggesting that this has something to do with our uncle Douglas?”

“Maybe it does? You may not have been paying attention but I was. I heard exactly what she said and so did Dalek.” Kimberly gets up and approaches her Dalek drone. She turns it on and presses a button. It plays back a recording, the woman’s voice is playing. “YOU! I DIDN’T KNOW THERE WAS TWO OF YOU! EITHER WAY, IT DOESN’T MATTER, I WILL GET MY REVENGE!” Kimberly turns the Dalek back off. She walks back over to her sister and stares down at her. “Revenge? Now why would she want revenge against us?”

“Because’s delusional and nuts?”

“Wrong. Even crazy people have a misguided justification behind their quest for revenge. Remember I wanted revenge against our mom for abandoning me at birth. I didn’t know or care about the circumstances behind it, I didn’t care about the mitigating factors, I just wanted revenge. This woman may be delusional and crazy, but I’m willing to bet that she truly believes her revenge notion is justified. And yes, I think it does tie into our uncle Douglas somehow. It is just so convenient that she attacks us shortly after a judge announces that an appeal on Douglas’s behalf will be heard.”

Marie rolls her eyes. “I don’t believe you, Kim. I’m not buying this logic, but…” she nods her head “...if it will make you feel better to look into this…

“Yes, it would make me feel a LOT better.”

“Then fine.” Marie nods her head in consent. “You follow up on that lead. I’ll keep on talking to our attorney working with Uncle Douglas’s case. Just promise me that if you find this woman that you won’t do anything rash.”

“Scout’s Honor!” Kimberly says raising her right hand. Marie rolls her eyes.

“You were not a scout, Kim.”

“Yeah, most little girls were in Girl Scouts. I was an assassin at their age.” Kimberly shrugs her shoulders. “But don’t worry, I will get to the bottom of this.”

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February 16th, 2022
Tampa, Florida
On Camera
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We open in a boiler room area. It is dimly lit and looks dank and dirty. A few moments later and the singy songy voice of Kimberly Williams echoes throughout this abandoned, area. Lound metal-on-metal clanging can be heard.

“One, two, Kimmy’s coming for you…”

Just then Kimberly Williams steps into the scene from stage left. The Woman Scorned is dressed in torn denim jeans, black boots, and a black t-shirt with “Evil” printed on the front in crimson lettering. She has her knife glove on her right hand. She is being followed by her trusty and always loyal Dalek. The genocidal pepper shaker drone has the SCW Television Championship title belt resting atop its domed top. Kimberly turns to face the camera and smirks.

“You know I love to play make believe! It was my best and most fun game when I was a kid! Well, second best game next to butchering small animals. But yeah, playing make believe is a really fun game. I used to pretend that people cared, that I was a good person. Then around the age of eighteen I grew up and learned that I was not a good person, that I was simply put the deadliest of human beings alive today.” Kimberly snickers and then licks one of the knives on her glove.

“The people of Supreme Championship Wrestling likes to play make believe too. Bree Lancaster pretended that I was beneath her, and then I took her United States Championship. Syren pretended that I wasn’t a legitimate threat to her, so I kicked her ass and humiliated her in front of the whole damn world. Last but not least Autumn Valentine thought that I was just another crazy loon who she could wrestle circles around, she pretended that she was so much better and smarter than me. But then I outsmarted HER and I outwrestled HER and I took away her SCW Television Championship!” Williams shrugs her shoulders.

“I suppose playing pretend and playing make-believe can be dangerous to your health. Take Polly Playtime for instance. This little pretty thing actually thinks that she is as crazy as me. Maybe even crazier than me?” Kimberly throws her head back and laughs. “Now who is laughing?”

“HA! HA! HA! I AM LAUGHING! HA! HA! HA!”

“See what you did, Polly? Your little pretend macho tough girl routine was soooo ridiculous that you even have Dalek laughing at you, and Dalek has no concept of humor! But even Dalek knows that you are full of shit. I competed in an Ass Stapling Match. I created my own title belt and defended against random ass strangers all over the world. I chased down Jordan Majors all over the fucking nation. In all of this insanity, SCW was forced to resurrect the Underground Championship. I was prepared to set this stupid piece of Television Title on fire on Breakdown after I won it. Do you really think you measure up to me in the insanity department?” Williams shakes her head.

“Not a chance, little girl. As deranged and crazy as you think you can get, I will always take it to a whole new low. What you and everyone else fails to grasp is that this Television Title was never even my main prize. Neither is the World Title shot I now have at Retribution. Now I admit both are nice to have but I would have gladly given you the Television Title on a silver platter on Breakdown just to spite SCW and its inconsistent hypocritical groaning about championship integrity. I would have done that and you would have been the Television Champion. You would have a worthless trinket that, in your deluded mind, makes you feel better about yourself as a competitor.”

“See, Polly, I don’t gold trinkets to feel good about myself. But there is one thing I take pride in, and that is what I do best. I take pride in being Queen of the Death Match. I take pride in being the craziest psychopath on this roster. So when you questioned my insanity, when you questioned my status as death match queen, you made the single biggest mistake of your life.” Williams shakes her head vehemently. “You are NOT going to get this Television Title. Instead, you are going to be taught a lesson in respect and pain. You are going to learn to respect Kimberly Williams and you will learn what REAL pain is all about, because I am not just going to successfully defend my title, I am not just going to beat you, I am going to maim you Polly. I am going to leave you in a battered, bloody, heap.”

Kimberly sneers. “The best thing you can hope for…is survival.”

Kimberly walks away with the Dalek bringing up the rear. The camera fades to black.