*turns on the air conditioning to make it more comfortable*
*leaves*
HOW DARE YOU JUST WALK IN AND NOT HAVE THE GODDAMN COMMON COURTESY TO SAY A FEW KIND WORDS!!! DO YOU REALIZE WHAT YOU'VE DONE?!?!
SCW Accomplishments SCW World Heavyweight Champion(1X) 2023 Male SCW Superstar of the Year SCW Supreme Champion (2023) SCW Adrenaline Champion(2X) SCW Television Champion(1x) SCW United States Champion(1x) SCW Underground Champion(1x) SCW World Tag Team Champion (2x-W/Rachel Foxx as Bad Company; W/ Cid Turner as A/C Unit) First and Only Commonwealth Wrestling Champion SCW 24/7 Hardcore Champion(5x) 2009 Feud of the Year 2009 Tag Team of the Year SCW World Tag League winner (A/C Unit w/Cid Turner) 2021 Stable of the Year (A/C Blondetourage Unit w/Cid and Holly)
We are gathered here today, to mourn the loss of a great man. A giant of a man. A collosus. He was a fine American until the charms of a land down under coerced him into joining them in the upside down.
He will forever be remembered for humour, his endless positivity, his constant positivity and support for others. His contagious encouragement of other people's work was a shining light in the gloom when doubting yourself and it will be a big loss to the community and the fed, and above all, his daring to go beyond the bounds of anything rational by bringing a hairless flightless bird to the efed world.
Join me now as we take a moment of silence to mourn his passing.
SCW Accomplishments SCW World Heavyweight Champion(1X) 2023 Male SCW Superstar of the Year SCW Supreme Champion (2023) SCW Adrenaline Champion(2X) SCW Television Champion(1x) SCW United States Champion(1x) SCW Underground Champion(1x) SCW World Tag Team Champion (2x-W/Rachel Foxx as Bad Company; W/ Cid Turner as A/C Unit) First and Only Commonwealth Wrestling Champion SCW 24/7 Hardcore Champion(5x) 2009 Feud of the Year 2009 Tag Team of the Year SCW World Tag League winner (A/C Unit w/Cid Turner) 2021 Stable of the Year (A/C Blondetourage Unit w/Cid and Holly)
That's right. I'm back. But I thank you all for your kind words, especially Wasley, who crafted an elegant eulogy for myself. It won't be forgotten.
With that being said, this thread will remain open for anyone that wishes to celebrate my resurrection. Please, continue with your kind and respectful tributes.