Gimmick Battle Royal

[Braddock]

The pepper pot shaped death machine rolls into the view of the camera. It squirts hot sauce of its “laser cannon” while shouting at the top of its electronic lungs, assuming this annoying creature even has lungs. Yes, this is Dalek. Kimberly’s trusty friend.

Dalek: EXTERMINATE!

The evil creature rolls to a stop in the center of the camera view. It turns so that its eyestalk and plunger face the camera.

Dalek: I AM THE DALEK! I AM ENTERING THE GIMMICK BATTLE ROYAL AT RISE TO GREATNESS ON BEHALF OF KIMBERLY WILLIAMS AND THE DALEK EMPIRE! I SHALL EXTERMINATE ANY AND ALL HUMAN FLESH CREATURES WHO GET IN MY PATH! I SHALL BE VICTORIOUS! VICTORY FOR THE DALEKS! VICTORY FOR THE DALEKS! VICTORY FOR THE DALEKS!

It squirts hot sauce.

Dalek: BUT WHY WOULD I, A DALEK, WISH TO WIN A BATTLE ROYAL? THE LOGIC IS QUITE SIMPLE, EVEN FOR A HUMAN FLESH CREATURE WITH A FEEBLE MIND LIKE YOURSELF! EVEN THE PATHETIC ONE KNOWN AS HAIRLESS PENGUIN AND DANCING BEAR CAN UNDERSTAND! KENNEDY STREET PROVED TO BE A DISAPPOINTMENT TO THE DALEK EMPIRE! NOW I SEEK NEW FEMALE COMPANIONSHIP! MISTRESS KIMBERLY WILLIAMS INFORMED ME THAT HUMAN FEMALES ARE…”TURNED ON” BY INDIVIDUALS WHO WIN THESE COMBAT SPORTS! WHEN I AM FINISHED EXTERMINATING THE COMPETITION, THE HUMAN FEMALES OF PLANET EARTH WILL NOT BE ABLE TO RESIST MY MANLY CHARM! THEY WILL BEG AND PLEAD FOR THE OPPORTUNITY TO SLEEP WITH THE DALEK! ROMANTIC RELATIONSHIP FOR THE DALEKS!

Again it sprays hot sauce out of its laser cannon.

Dalek: EXTERMINATE!