07-24-2022, 12:51 AM
A Freeform Poem.
Never before has there been a professional wrestler of such titanic caliber!
Gonna tell you a thing or two about him, I will.
Give him a chance, he'll dance and dance!
You probably might even know his name, still.
Up and over the top rope, he'll throw every foe.
Never letting them get rid of him, he'll simply brush them off and say "no no no".
Gonna punch you, kick you, toss you around, and proving that he's one of the strongest, pound for pound!
Let me explain to you something very important about this colossus among men!
You saw him in the main event way back then!
Down with two bros, guarding them from threat after threat.
Never having to choose until one of them angrily split up the set!
Gonna show everybody in this battle royal why being a hot dancer and bouncer makes him so fly.
Run fast, but he'll stop you in your tracks!
Around the ring, he'll slam you onto your backs!
And you'll find out that the only thing he lacks is winning a championship, because he had to pay his rookie tax.
Desert islands couldn't keep him away from making it back here!
You might remember though that he hasn't been around in SCW for over 10 years.
Never betrayed his clients, and he always stayed loyal.
Gonna have zero friends though in this Gimmick Battle Royal!
Make no mistake, his power belies hidden agility, his well-defined muscles hiding his practiced flexibility.
You can't escape from his powerful vise-like grasp!
Cry about it, die mad about it, cope, seethe, and scream until you gasp!
Never in your lives have you ever witnessed such effortless cool from such a menacing presence.
Gonna find yourselves in stupor and awe when you experience his masculine essence!
Say out loud with your whole chest "What a manly man! He's the best, towering above all the rest!"
Goodbye to your odds of winning this match.
Never even had a chance of making it out without a scratch.
Gonna stand imposingly, cuz again, he's very large and powerful.
(Tell me you weren't paying attention to that part without telling me you weren't paying attention to that part.)
A few more things to go, and then finally you'll understand this poem with your entire heart.
Lie about his stature, but you can't do anything but see the truth about how truly awe-inspiring his height is.
And I can guarantee you when you see him you'll remark on what a tremendous sight he is.
Hurt him even a bit, and he'll hurt you back worse by more than a thousand-fold.
You have probably figured out by now that you...have just been...
RICK.
ROHL'ED.
(Rick Rohl Titantron 2022)
Never before has there been a professional wrestler of such titanic caliber!
Gonna tell you a thing or two about him, I will.
Give him a chance, he'll dance and dance!
You probably might even know his name, still.
Up and over the top rope, he'll throw every foe.
Never letting them get rid of him, he'll simply brush them off and say "no no no".
Gonna punch you, kick you, toss you around, and proving that he's one of the strongest, pound for pound!
Let me explain to you something very important about this colossus among men!
You saw him in the main event way back then!
Down with two bros, guarding them from threat after threat.
Never having to choose until one of them angrily split up the set!
Gonna show everybody in this battle royal why being a hot dancer and bouncer makes him so fly.
Run fast, but he'll stop you in your tracks!
Around the ring, he'll slam you onto your backs!
And you'll find out that the only thing he lacks is winning a championship, because he had to pay his rookie tax.
Desert islands couldn't keep him away from making it back here!
You might remember though that he hasn't been around in SCW for over 10 years.
Never betrayed his clients, and he always stayed loyal.
Gonna have zero friends though in this Gimmick Battle Royal!
Make no mistake, his power belies hidden agility, his well-defined muscles hiding his practiced flexibility.
You can't escape from his powerful vise-like grasp!
Cry about it, die mad about it, cope, seethe, and scream until you gasp!
Never in your lives have you ever witnessed such effortless cool from such a menacing presence.
Gonna find yourselves in stupor and awe when you experience his masculine essence!
Say out loud with your whole chest "What a manly man! He's the best, towering above all the rest!"
Goodbye to your odds of winning this match.
Never even had a chance of making it out without a scratch.
Gonna stand imposingly, cuz again, he's very large and powerful.
(Tell me you weren't paying attention to that part without telling me you weren't paying attention to that part.)
A few more things to go, and then finally you'll understand this poem with your entire heart.
Lie about his stature, but you can't do anything but see the truth about how truly awe-inspiring his height is.
And I can guarantee you when you see him you'll remark on what a tremendous sight he is.
Hurt him even a bit, and he'll hurt you back worse by more than a thousand-fold.
You have probably figured out by now that you...have just been...
RICK.
ROHL'ED.
(Rick Rohl Titantron 2022)