07-30-2022, 08:28 AM
Something stinks
“This is a start we got mr garbage can lid hands here Adonis and some others soooo got any more freaks loittering you're place of business. “
I say to katelyn whose still covering her ears from doogans screaming
Katelyn-
“ what I can’t hear you i think I popped an ear drum”
Dillusion- I said do you have any one else you got hanging around here
Katelyn- we’ll spectacular ninja is in the alleyway but he smells awful I think he’s been living off garbage and I am pretty sure he’s completely lost his mind if he ever had it in the first place
Dillusion- sweet a spot monkey those guys are great for a big moment
Katelyn- that may be the case but don’t you be telling him he’s welcome in here last time he tried to stab a customer with a kitana.
Dillusion: people love swords and maybe a stinky ninja is marketable
Katelyn- yea people love poor hygiene it really packs the arenas
Dillusion- we’ll maybe the next era of scw is the era of stinky cosplay.
Katelyn- people are clamouring for the pungent knight or the gassy construction worker.
Dillusion- we had the era of the hot women it’s time for the stinky cosplay
Katelyn just shakes her head as I rush off to the alleyway through the back exit of the store in to the alleyway I am instantly met with the stench of rotten fish and sour milk.
I hear the sound of metal clanging on the cement. I see him standing there swinging his kitana about with great skill
Dillusion- spectacular ninja it really is you
Ninja kicks the air nimbly than does a pretty much pointless standing 360 crock screw fox
Ninja- it really is you're mom
Dillusion- what
Ninja- you're mom is what
Dillusion- ok that’s enough of that
Ninja- you're mom is enough
Dillusion- ok I was going to offer you a spot in the gimmick battle royal but you are much to annoying.
Ninja- you're mom is annoying
I turn to leave just than ninja spring boards up in the air bouncing off a wall to the left of me and doing a forward flip so he lands in front of me
Ninja- wait wait I haven’t left anything but garbage in months and even less since you know who started getting the cravings.
“I heard that “ yells katelyn from within the store
Ninja - no I said you look beautiful with that maternal glow you have.
He makes motions with his hands to say she is crazy
Ninja- anyways I would love to eat something that doesn’t have a distinct green glow to it and causes me to spend several minutes vomiting after eating.
Dillusion- that can’t be healthy but sure we’ll get you cleaned up and in the gimmick battle royal.
Ninja- how about after that can you get me a job
Dillusion-probably errrr I don’t think so
Ninja- come on I can be like a janitor a ninja janitor how cool would that be.
I take a breathe and some how smell more of a stench and find myself nearly vomiting myself.
Dillusion- let’s just work at that smell ok
-fin-
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“This is a start we got mr garbage can lid hands here Adonis and some others soooo got any more freaks loittering you're place of business. “
I say to katelyn whose still covering her ears from doogans screaming
Katelyn-
“ what I can’t hear you i think I popped an ear drum”
Dillusion- I said do you have any one else you got hanging around here
Katelyn- we’ll spectacular ninja is in the alleyway but he smells awful I think he’s been living off garbage and I am pretty sure he’s completely lost his mind if he ever had it in the first place
Dillusion- sweet a spot monkey those guys are great for a big moment
Katelyn- that may be the case but don’t you be telling him he’s welcome in here last time he tried to stab a customer with a kitana.
Dillusion: people love swords and maybe a stinky ninja is marketable
Katelyn- yea people love poor hygiene it really packs the arenas
Dillusion- we’ll maybe the next era of scw is the era of stinky cosplay.
Katelyn- people are clamouring for the pungent knight or the gassy construction worker.
Dillusion- we had the era of the hot women it’s time for the stinky cosplay
Katelyn just shakes her head as I rush off to the alleyway through the back exit of the store in to the alleyway I am instantly met with the stench of rotten fish and sour milk.
I hear the sound of metal clanging on the cement. I see him standing there swinging his kitana about with great skill
Dillusion- spectacular ninja it really is you
Ninja kicks the air nimbly than does a pretty much pointless standing 360 crock screw fox
Ninja- it really is you're mom
Dillusion- what
Ninja- you're mom is what
Dillusion- ok that’s enough of that
Ninja- you're mom is enough
Dillusion- ok I was going to offer you a spot in the gimmick battle royal but you are much to annoying.
Ninja- you're mom is annoying
I turn to leave just than ninja spring boards up in the air bouncing off a wall to the left of me and doing a forward flip so he lands in front of me
Ninja- wait wait I haven’t left anything but garbage in months and even less since you know who started getting the cravings.
“I heard that “ yells katelyn from within the store
Ninja - no I said you look beautiful with that maternal glow you have.
He makes motions with his hands to say she is crazy
Ninja- anyways I would love to eat something that doesn’t have a distinct green glow to it and causes me to spend several minutes vomiting after eating.
Dillusion- that can’t be healthy but sure we’ll get you cleaned up and in the gimmick battle royal.
Ninja- how about after that can you get me a job
Dillusion-probably errrr I don’t think so
Ninja- come on I can be like a janitor a ninja janitor how cool would that be.
I take a breathe and some how smell more of a stench and find myself nearly vomiting myself.
Dillusion- let’s just work at that smell ok
-fin-
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